[Morning comes, everything revives, and it’s the season for animals to listen to music]
The first time Su Qing opened his eyes, the narration sounded in his mind on time. Originally, this was a routine operation. He had such a session every morning, but today's narration was different. It seemed not serious!
Before he could react, the narration continued
[Wang Shanshan’s violent father, Wang Zheng, wants to talk to you, meet up to listen to music, and find out what happened, so that we can think of countermeasures. 】
Hearing this, Su Qing subconsciously ignored other content and focused entirely on listening to music. Is this the way adults communicate? Is it so exciting?
By the way, the current Goulan is not the legendary nightclub, right?
There are nightclubs now, but he has only seen them on TV or in movies, and he has never had any personal experience.
The place he has been to that most resembles Goulan is probably the KTV, and of course, the sealed Qingshui Watai is also among them.
But in that kind of place, if you don’t take the initiative to speak up, you will never enjoy the real core services.
Every man has had the fantasy of visiting a brothel, but most people just think about it. He also wants to go, either because he has no money, or he is a little embarrassed to say that when he goes to a pedicure shop, he only has his feet massaged seriously, for fear of being investigated for pornography.
If the police caught him, wouldn't his lifelong reputation be ruined?
But today there is a big boss who wants to listen to music with him, tsk tsk tsk, this is great. Now he can only silently pray in his heart that this boss Wang will be more sensible and honest, and never go to that serious place.
This place also opened my eyes as a country boy.
Now that he knew something might happen today, he naturally had to prepare himself. As soon as he made breakfast, he ran to the next door, smashed the door, and pulled out the sleepy Aunt Shen.
"What are you doing~~~"
Shen Yi, who looked confused, could only let out a soulful sigh.
In response, Su Qing pinned him down in front of the dining table: "Next time you talk like this, go buy a basketball, otherwise it won't be in line with your identity."
Shen Yi:???
"I have something to do today and can't go to the company. Please help me bring Dahuang over. I heard from Lao Wang that recently the company has several projects that require Dahuang to shoot." Su Qing said bluntly.
Hearing this, Shen Yi was so angry that she wanted to punch and kick him: "Just because of this, you went to break down my door so early in the morning?"
"Nonsense, why don't you tell me the password for your door, otherwise I will have to break down the door?" Su Qing spat.
It was originally agreed to exchange the door code, but I don't know if Shen Yi forgot it or did it on purpose, and never mentioned it again. As a result, he now has to knock on the door when he goes next door, which is very inconvenient.
What about your own situation? This is a public living room where anyone can come.
"You actually really want the password to my room. Why, do you want to sneak in in the middle of the night?" Shen Yi's eyes suddenly changed and she asked with interest.
"Why should I go secretly? Can't I go openly? Don't think of people as evil. Otherwise, what does it mean if you break into my house privately every day?"
"Can I be the same as you? I'm a woman!" Shen Yi raised her head and performed a classic punch.
Su Qing responded with a straight punch: "If you don't say that men and women are equal, what's wrong with you being a woman?"
"you"
Seeing Shen Yi speechless, he felt for the first time that boxing was actually quite enjoyable.
"What are you going to do again today?"
"Someone is treating you to a guest. It's a conspiracy." Su Qing was so frightened that he quickly changed his words. He was a serious person. He was going to talk about business today and to broaden his horizons. Of course, women shouldn't know about this kind of thing. Long hair makes short-sighted people.
"You need someone else to treat you when you are fighting? What on earth are you going to do?" Shen Yi naturally didn't believe it, and what he said was inconsistent.
"Anyway, it's because of your matter that I went to talk to someone. Once we've finished talking, maybe Xu Feng's side is almost done. You just need to pay more attention to the situation there recently. Also, when men do things,
Women, don’t make blind inquiries.”
Shen Yi:
"Hey, when did Uncle Su become so majestic? It seems that I, a little girl, have delayed his elegance!" Delidai's angry words suddenly came out of Shen Yi's mouth, making Su Qing tremble.
What the hell is this? Is Su He possessed?
"You should stop talking like Su He. I don't care about the rest. Anyway, after this matter is settled, I have to give you money!"
"Sure, isn't it just money? Sister, you have it. Is 800 enough?"
"I'm a policeman. Believe it or not, I arrested you for teasing the policeman, right?" Su Qing glared and said loudly.
"Come on, catch me. I'm a prostitute. What can you do to me? Catch me!" Shen Yi stretched out her hands to signal.
Su Qing:.
He failed so much as a police officer!
Could it be that his status as a police officer is impure? Why doesn’t he have the power and authority of Li Zijun?
But thinking about how often I teased Li Zijun, I felt balanced in my mind. As a police officer, one must be cautious in words and deeds when encountering someone in public, but in private, what should be done or what should be done?
Otherwise, what is the nature of handing over the salary card of a police officer after getting married?
After a female police officer gets married, does her husband count as assaulting the police officer?
In the end, he was defeated. Seeing this, Shen Yi felt as happy as if he had won the battle. After breakfast, he happily went out with Rhubarb.
And he was waiting for Boss Wang's invitation at home.
However, during this period, he was not idle and uploaded the video that Lao Wang sent him last night to his short video account.
Tang Nan is also a female artist, and her popularity is quite good.
At the same time that he posted the video, Tang Nan also posted a video, and the two of them liked each other, which was a wave of interaction.
This time it is a long video, and the beginning of the video is from his first-person perspective. He was taking Rhubarb for a walk, and he happened to meet Tang Nan who was wearing a mask, and then Rhubarb jumped up and licked him.
Of course, his dubbing was all electronically synthesized, and you couldn't hear his own voice. Then Tang Nan took a lot of photos under the extreme pull of Dahuang, and even changed his clothes specially.
The video has been released, and the old perverts in his comment area immediately became agitated.
"Damn it, what did I see? Brother Nan, it's actually Brother Nan?"
"It's over. Dahuang's claws have already reached out to female artists in the entertainment industry. This is even more uncomfortable than killing me!"
"Brother Nan, run, run, this dog walker is not a good person, he just likes the lady in black stockings!"
“Is it Daqing or Dahuang mentioned above?”
"That's right, Dahuang is so cute, it must be Daqing's instigation. Why do dogs like black stockings? Only perverted dogs like black stockings!"
"Please Daqing, please sterilize me!"
“Grow money for Da Qing and have him sterilized!”
"I'll pay you a hundred!"
"Come on, I'm from Sister Nan. It's obvious that these two know each other well, and they even like each other."
"That's right, Xiao Qingzi, remember, this praise is for Brother Nan!"
On the other hand, Su Qing smiled when she saw the comments from netizens. Then she found a comment with a particularly high number of likes and called Tang Nan's wife to reply:
"Dahuang said, your wife is great"
It immediately aroused criticism from many netizens, including many female fans of Tang Nan.
"Gan, he really deserves to die!"
"Watch me take your dog's head!"
"Shocked, the trash shovel and his son actually did such a thing to a female artist!"
"Brother is cute, stealing dogs offline!"
In less than an hour, it had over 10,000 comments and hundreds of thousands of views. It was so popular that it was terrifying.
On the other hand, Tang Nan was leisurely browsing the photos Su Qing sent her while chatting with him in the capital.
Ding
On WeChat, Tang Nan sent a photo of herself and her landlady. This photo was not included in the video, but was a private photo.
"Why is Sister Qing so much fairer than me in the photo?"
"I'm already fairer than you."
"It's impossible. I've seen her take off her clothes before. She's definitely not this white. You must have done it."
"You v me a hundred, I tell you!"
Soon, Tang Nan sent him a red envelope worth one hundred yuan.
Then Su Qing replied: "First add acne removal and microdermabrasion, then add 30 to the illumination and subtract 20 from the contrast, add 20 to the brightness and subtract 15 from the saturation, subtract 10 from the color temperature, and then click on sharpen. In this way, Sister Wen's skin will look like
It’s whiter than you, and it’s very textured.”
Immediately afterwards, Tang Nan sent a voice message.
"Gerva, return the money!"
"Oh, do you think others are fools if you don't get angry? I'm really angry!"
"Hurry up and get the photos ready. Make sure you are as white as Sister Qing, hurry up!!!"
In response, Su Qing calmly replied: "Okay, that's another price, you can give me another 200!"