As the saying goes, if you tell the truth and leave, the older generation will believe some weird things.
Of course, every industry has its own theory. Let’s just say that in fishing, if you catch a dead fish and the hook happens to be hooked on the fish’s lips, this is the so-called dead fish. It is considered to be a water monkey under the water.
Or the water ghost is teasing you and helping you hang it up. Due to taboos, most people will feel scared and stay away from this place for fear that something bad will happen.
This was true for a dead fish, let alone a corpse. Comrade Su was frightened. He often walked along the river, and how could his shoes not get wet? What’s more, he was also a wild river fishing enthusiast.
As an old fisherman, he has caught a lot of things, including plastic bags, water bottles, turtles, mice, piglets, and even a hammer. He really caught a hammer.
In short, Lao Su, a fishing guy, catches only a few fish but also catches all kinds of other things. Fortunately, this time, he caught a big fish.
"It's okay, why are you looking like this? People who don't know think you're fishing and throwing out the soul as bait!" Zhou Hui spat.
"Bah, bah, bah!" Hearing this, Lao Su felt as if he had been electrocuted.
"What's the matter?"
"It's bad luck, don't talk nonsense!"
Lao Su You said quickly, although he seemed fine, the uneasiness in his eyes could not be explained. After all, a normal person was relaxing while fishing in a leisurely afternoon. If a corpse was caught, everyone would be afraid of it.
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"What's going on? You should tell me, hurry up!" Zhou Hui's eyes widened and she showed the dignity of Lafayette.
The two have been together for decades, how could they not be familiar with each other's habits? Naturally, her mother Zhou Hui also noticed Lao Su's uneasy eyes.
Faced with such questioning, Lao Su finally said it.
"Lao Li and I went fishing and caught a girl!"
"Girl? How old are you? Are you married? Do you look good? If so, should you give it to your son?"
Before my mother finished speaking, the father and son's reactions were surprisingly consistent.
"No, it can't be done!!!"
"Mom, I don't want to say this!"
Su Qing, who knew the truth, even covered her mother's mouth.
Although this is just a city and not a special area for supernatural beings, it is not easy to talk about such things. We are not afraid of trouble, but there is no need to cause trouble. Amitabha, Amitabha, Su Qing muttered a few words in his mind.
"What are you two doing?" Zhou Hui asked a little confused, didn't she just meet a girl while fishing? Isn't it too much for her to ask if she could introduce her to her son?
Comrade Lao Su glanced at his son and then explained: "It's a corpse!"
"Oh my God!" Zhou Hui screamed, then got up, ran to the entrance, looked around, then opened a cabinet door and took out a small Buddha statue. After thinking about it for a while, she felt it was not safe, so she took it out
He placed a cross on it, then lit incense on the cross and the Buddha statue, and clasped his hands together: "Buddha bless, don't blame those who don't know, don't blame those who don't know, God bless, the evil will retreat!"
Su Qing:.
I have to say that his gods are so undignified. They always burn incense when they have something to do, and put them in a corner to eat ashes when they have nothing else to do. When they need something, they just take out whichever god they want.
The same was true for the original God of Wealth, Yue Lao, and the same is true for the current Buddha Cross.
"Mom, the gods of the West can't care about us, right?" Su Qing asked weakly.
In response to this, Zhou Hui glanced at her son with disdain: "You know what the hell, what if that girl has been abroad? At the very least, it is not impossible for God to come to our place for a friendly visit. Which country has not yet
I’m a diplomat, so say goodbye, it doesn’t cost anything anyway, so what are you afraid of!”
I have to say, what his mother said makes sense, and there is really no way to refute it. This is the source of his habit of cramming for a long time!
Of course, it’s a good thing that they don’t spend money. Otherwise, their family would definitely be atheists. I already worship God, and you still ask me to spend money. So, am I worshiping God or money?
You know, from top to bottom, their family is an all-powerful and evil money sect, and the leader of their sect is Ruan Meiqin!
As for why it's not Daole, I'm sorry, I don't have access to it. He has never seen U.S. dollars in his life.
After Zhou Hui put her hands together and bowed seven or forty-five times in a row, her mother Zhou Hui finally felt at ease. Even if she had offended a lot just now, this girl must be an adult and would forgive her.
After thinking about it, he added another stick of incense to the statue of Yue Lao. After all, the eldest grandson was the important matter, and there should be no confusion about priorities. She placed the statue of Yue Lao respectfully among everyone.
I'm afraid Yue Lao never imagined that one day he would be able to occupy the C position between Buddha and God.
"Well, go on."
After doing all this, her mother, Zhou Hui, sat on the sofa with peace of mind, eating melon seeds and staring at her man, as if she had forgotten what happened just now.
The father and son were speechless for a while.
"Everything was fine today, and the morning was normal for a while. At two o'clock in the afternoon, Lao Li and I found a shady place and put out tea sets. After fishing for only half an hour, we noticed that the fish float was moving."
Then Lao Su recounted what happened today. Nothing weird happened. They were just two good and fun-loving fishermen. They were fishing and drinking tea, but something unexpected happened underwater while fishing.
Bubbles, the fishhook is also caught.
At first, the two thought they had caught a big fish, and then they pulled hard, but unexpectedly, a wrapped body floated up. Not to mention that the body was highly decomposed, it was still in pieces. They were so frightened that they were numb at the time.
"The most fearful thing about fishing is this kind of thing. Fortunately, it's daytime. If I were scared to death at night, you don't know that Lao Li threw away all the fishing rods!" Lao Su said with some lingering fear.
Hearing this, Su Qing couldn't help but ask: "Dad, why didn't you throw away the fishing rod? Don't you say that this kind of thing is bad luck?"
"You know what the heck, your dad, my fishing rod is so expensive, I can't bear to part with it!" Su Hongye rolled his eyes at him and said.
Well, it turns out that money can really defeat the fear of ghosts and gods.
"Then what?" I don't know when my mother Zhou Hui got half a watermelon in her hand. She was a little fascinated and asked.
"Then? Then Lao Li called his daughter, saying that she might be able to perform some meritorious deeds or something!"
The moment she heard this, Su Qing suddenly had a bad premonition and said quickly: "Dad, you mean, Uncle Li called Sister Jun?"
"Otherwise, your sister Junjun is the police. What's the difference between calling the police and calling his daughter!"
Su Qing:.
"You are really my biological father. I finally had a day off!"
In response to this, Lao Su looked at him in surprise and said: "What does it have to do with you? I have heard from my colleagues that you are a special consultant, and your sister Junjun is a criminal police officer. They are called police officers. You are like this."
It’s just an external hire from a third-party company!”
"Who are you talking about hiring from outside? My son is a policeman. Police, do you understand? Your son is hired from outside, your son." Zhou Hui stopped working after hearing this. No one can speak ill of her son, not even her husband, but she said
Halfway through, she discovered that she and he were a son, which was a little embarrassing.
As soon as he finished speaking, his cell phone rang. It was Li Zijun, and the narration also rang in his mind.
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