"It's Chinese New Year, and everyone can't go home. Come to my house and I'll make dumplings for you!"
Watching the Spring Festival Gala on TV, the story of forced laughter in the front, sensationalism in the back, various misunderstandings in the middle, and finally the forced reunion where several strangers made dumplings and smashed them together, Su Qing and Su He's brother and sister were all embarrassed.
Holding the floor.
That is to say, both of them were wearing shoes and taking off their shoes, otherwise people would think they had athlete's foot.
When the skit was over, the brother and sister breathed a sigh of relief, finally surviving another year.
That's right, the skits in the Spring Festival Gala in recent years are like transforming into the Nian beast. Only those who are not embarrassed to death by it are eligible to celebrate the New Year. As for those who are embarrassed to death, just wait and eat.
Then the brother and sister looked at each other, smiled at each other, and gave a thumbs up, congratulating each other for living another year, awesome.
However, when they turned their heads, they found that Lao Su and his mother Zhou Hui were watching the scene with great interest. They wanted nothing more than a New Year atmosphere.
And he sent a message to Shen Yi but did not get a reply. She must be busy. The two of them have been together for several months, so there is still a little tacit understanding.
As for the express delivery, he didn't open it. After all, he still had a lot of work at hand.
"I'll get married tomorrow, okay? What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey, don't hit me, don't hit me!"
"Hey, are you going to hug the meat and oil jar now?"
After saying that, Su He turned into a gust of wind, put on his cotton-padded jacket, took off his shoes and rushed out, fearing that he would not be able to see the so-called famous scene.
"What for?"
Seeing his mother trying to raise her feet again, Su Qing was so frightened that she quickly ran away with the soybean oil bucket in her arms.
"What's wrong, Mom?"
"We don't have those kind of pots in our house. They are all the same. They are all meat anyway. Run quickly!" His mother, Zhou Hui, saw that no one kicked him and urged him.
Hearing this, Zhou Huidi hurriedly walked out of the bedroom, stood at the entrance and waved to him: "Son, come here!"
Su Qing:.
"The end of next year!"
Later, many people in the community saw a woman with a soybean oil bucket in her arms and a rolling pin in her hand chasing her son throughout the community, and occasionally she would let out a scream.
"Almost, there are only a few left!" Su Qing replied.
"Run, run, run, can't I run?"
"Next October 1st!"
"Mom, I won't go, it's too embarrassing!"
"Speak louder, you haven't eaten yet, use more force, shout out, hurry up!"
The moment he finished shouting, the whole neighborhood resounded with echoes. Soon, he saw with his own eyes that many people opened their windows and looked outside.
"Hurry up and let our son go out for a run!"
At the same time, Shen Yi, who had just returned home, received a video sent by Su He and clicked on it to take a look.
"Fart, this is the mysterious Eastern power!"
"Let me see, it's true!"
"Wow~~~ So beautiful, so beautiful!" Su He ignored her flour-covered hands, grabbed her phone and ran to the balcony to start taking pictures.
Su Qing: "What am I talking about!"
Then she sent a copy of the video she shot casually to her sister-in-law Shen Yi.
"What's wrong, Dad?" Su He came over and asked curiously.
Hearing this, Su He exclaimed: "It's true, then I have to go and take a look, hahaha, mom, wait for me!"
Fortunately, there was no one around. He closed his eyes and didn't care. He let go of his voice and shouted: "I want to find a rich woman with fair skin, good looks, long legs, a curvy front and back, and a lot of money."
Support me and give me a hundred thousand pocket money every month, and I won’t have to do anything.”
Zhou Hui: "Don't just run around, talk about it while running!"
"It seems Xiaoqing is really anxious to have her grandson!"
Suddenly, the whole community became lively. At this time, Su Qing had only one thought, it's over, our society is dead, I have no face!
But Zhou Hui turned a deaf ear to the movements of other families in the community: "I asked you to talk about Xiaoyi, but I didn't ask you to dream. Make a wish and go to the bastard in the wishing pool to tell you when you plan to get married next year!"
Hearing this, Comrade Lao Su smiled slightly: "Good thing, if you are curious, go and have a look. It will be fun."
"Why don't you believe this? This is a tradition of the older generation. On New Year's Eve, you hold a pot of meat and oil. The meat movement = wedding ceremony, and you have to hold it and run, and you have to shout while running. It's really interesting!"
Lao Su didn't know what he thought of, shook his head and smiled.
"I want to find a beautiful woman!"
"Hey, isn't this the boy from the old Su family?"
"You also said you are your girlfriend. If Xiaoyi goes home with you this year, I won't say anything anymore. Aren't you two not married yet? Try to get married next year. Hurry up. Mom, I'll wait.
It’s time to catch a cold!”
Zhou Hui: "Talking about what kind of person you want to find, and thinking about how you will get married next year!"
"You're here to do something good!" My mother, Zhou Hui, said mysteriously.
Looking at the expression on his mother's face, Su Qing always felt like seeing Grandma Wolf, and always felt that her mother was trying to trick him.
Shen Yi: "Mom, why are you here?"
Bang bang bang!
At this moment, the originally sparse sound of fireworks suddenly became denser and very close, right at the door of their community.
At this moment, my mother Zhou Hui's voice came.
"I can't stand it anymore. I can't hold it anymore. I'm so exhausted. Just hold it!" As she said that, Su Qing stuffed the soybean oil in her hand into her mother's arms.
"Hurry up, hold it and run around while no one is around!" Downstairs in the community, Zhou Hui pointed at her big boy and shouted.
Su Qing: "You can also move it, hey, hey, I'm serious, you can move it!"
"Just say it or not!"
"no!"
"Just take it if you are told. Why are you talking so much?" After saying that, his mother gave him a scoop, then stuffed the bucket of soybean oil into his arms, put on his clothes and pushed him out.
It’s not my fault
I don't have to do it.
"Er smash, er smash?"
Immediately, he was dragged to the kitchen by his mother Zhou Hui's arm. Then he saw his mother pointing at the freshly opened bucket of soybean oil and saying, "Take it and come out with me?"
Su Qing also finished rolling out the last piece of dough and stretched out. Comrade Su's work of making dumplings was also coming to an end. The coffee table was full, and I have to say, it was definitely enough to eat.
At this time, Su He had collapsed on the ground with laughter. He was laughing so hard that he couldn't run at all. Even the hand that was filming with the mobile phone was trembling, and he laughed like a goose.
"Daughter, isn't this Xiao Su? Is that his mother?" Shen's mother stood behind her and asked while watching the video.
Zhou Hui: "Be more serious and run another lap!"
dry
of
"No mom, I already have a girlfriend, this thing shouldn't work anymore, right?" Su Qing wanted to make one last struggle.
Facing his mother chasing him with a rolling pin behind her, as if she was going to give him a beating if he dared to resist, Su Qing felt panicked at this moment.
Use me to do it.
"That's right, brother, hurry up, it's freezing to death!" Su He took off his shoes and was as cold as a dog. He took pictures of him with his cell phone, with a look of excitement on his face.
"No, I know I'm holding a jar of meat oil, but isn't it too hasty for you to ask me to hold a barrel of soybean oil? How about we go back and find a jar for you?" Su Qing refused in her heart.
"Have you finished making your dumplings?"
"Take it? Where to go?"
"no!"
I did it
Despite this, he had no evidence and could only stand up: "What?"
Shen Yi:
Watching Su Qing running with the soybean oil bucket in her arms, she yelled that she wanted to find a rich woman with fair skin, good looks, long legs, a curvy front and back, and a rich woman. It would be best if she could take care of me and give me one hundred thousand yuan every month. Spending money, I didn’t have to do anything, she was already laughing so hard.
Others might be daydreaming about knowing him, but she knew at a glance that it was clearly her. Sure enough, her brother was still so cute.
"Real or fake? I don't believe it!"
Su Qing: "Mom, this is superstition!"
"I won't hug you, and I won't get married, so why should I hug you?"
The exploding fireworks turned the room into a white reflection.
"What are you talking about? Xiaosu is a big internet celebrity and you don't feel ashamed. Who do you want to embarrass? Do you have the face? You don't even have a partner, but you still have the face to feel embarrassed?"
"yes!"
"That's fine, his dad will let Xiaoyi get married next year!"
Dad Shen: "No problem, let them take it away quickly!"
Shen Yi:
It’s the last day. Do you still have monthly passes in your hands? Want to~~ Hehe!