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tell a joke

Let me tell you a short story first. In the morning, while I was sleeping soundly, my daughter came to have a convulsion.

She took off her shoes, climbed into bed, lay down next to her wife, and woke us both up.

"Dad, take your hand away from mom." The daughter hummed.

"Those are not my hands, they are mother's own." I said.

"No, it's yours!" the daughter said firmly.

I took my hand back, then held my wife's hand there and said, "Look, it belongs to mom. If you don't believe me, if you touch it up, you can touch her shoulder."

The daughter said seriously: "Well, this time it belongs to mom."

While she wasn't paying attention, I pulled my wife's hand back and put my own hand over.

Who knew, my daughter discovered it instantly.

"Dad, take your hands away!"

Now I was surprised. My hand was about the same size as my wife's, so I said, "It's mom's hand, not mine." In order to show my innocence, I also extended my other hand from another direction.

Got out.

My wife just laughed.

The daughter said again, "No, it's yours."

My daughter is four years old, and I am very curious about her identification ability, "Baby, how do you know!"

The daughter said solemnly: "Your hands are hairy!"

I:"……"

wife:"……"

Make each other laugh!

Anyone who doesn’t vote for me will grow hairy, hum!

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