"The one above, hey!" Jingtian took the initiative to challenge,
After being seen by Xuejian, Jingtian continued to provoke, "Isn't she the dignified eldest lady of the Tang family?"
Yaochi smiled and said, "That's really easy to say, you are the eldest lady of the Tang family."
Tang Xuejian stepped forward and shouted: "Let go, get out of the way, you are the one..."
"Handsome guy!" Jingtian interrupted her with a smile. Why, seeing how handsome I am, you don't want to die?
"Narcissistic!" said the princess in red.
"Shameless!" Princess Tsing Yi said.
"Abnormal!" said the purple-robed princess.
The others looked at Princess Ziyi, who seemed to realize that she had said the wrong thing, and immediately changed her words, "Well... he interrupted the girl's conversation, which is too much."
Tang Xuejian remembered what happened before and shouted, "Rogue!"
"You too!" Jingtian retorted.
Tang Xuejian stepped forward and shouted: "I wish I could cut off all the places you touched!"
Jingtian smiled and said: "Okay, let me take a look!"
Pointing at many parts of Tang Xuejian's body, he said: "I've touched here, here, and here, and this, and this... or else I can cut them all with one knife, so bring me a knife."
"I feel like Sedum is not there to solve problems, but to create them."
"They will probably be bound together for the rest of their lives, and they will keep arguing, haha." Fang Yiai said with a smile.
"She is seeking death just for fun. You can tell by looking at Tang Kun's face that she will not die, otherwise he would not be so calm."
A woman sighed and said: "A girl's reputation is ruined because of a gangster. Anyone else would be in trouble."
"It's just a child's trick." A man shook his head, "Women are really troublesome."
As he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a death stare.
Tang Tai grabbed Jingtian's hand directly and asked: "What are you doing?"
"Looking at how hard you are, I know you don't understand women or gentleness." Jingtian retorted, and then whispered: "Didn't we agree that you have to listen to me and cooperate? I guarantee she won't die.
Yes, we won’t make trouble again.”
Tang Tai thought for a while, but still accompanied him, "Bring me the knife!"
Xue Jian was frightened and looked at the big knife that was brought to him. Jingtian took the knife and found that he needed two hands and could not hold it steadily.
Jingtian played a few tricks to ease his embarrassment and said: "What a knife!"
Arriving in front of Xuejian, Jingtian said: "Miss, you don't have to be afraid. I'll do it very quickly. You won't feel any pain. But of course, bleeding is inevitable."
"God damn it, it doesn't hurt. If you cut it with this knife, it will hurt you half to death!" Cheng Chumo thought of the wounded soldiers in the military camp, and suddenly a chill ran down his back.
"If he is really dead, it will be a big loss." Du He smiled.
"As the other half of the owner of the true love pendant, how could he die so easily?" Li Lizhi shook her head.
Mo Ranchen yawned and looked at the data on the screen. At least 50% of people with mobile phones are watching Sword of Sword III.
Considering that a family may have mobile phones, but only one mobile phone is used, and there are some other reasons, this data is still quite high.
"Suddenly I understood." Mo Ranchen sat down, "No wonder Yang Jian and Sun Wukong can reach a state that others cannot reach in tens of millions of years in just a few years."
"My own talent is only part of it, and there is also luck. Yang Jian has the luck of heaven and Chanjiao, and the luck of becoming a god. Sun Wukong has the merit of repairing the sky, and the destiny of journey to the west."
"As for me now, I will follow the Celestial Clan in the future. Although my cultivation speed is not fast, my luck with Jie Jiao has allowed me to make rapid progress. With my willpower, I have reached the early stage of Celestial Immortality in a few years, and I will be able to do it immediately.
To the middle stage of immortality.”
Hearing what Jingtian said, Xuejian was startled. Jingtian continued: "Also, if you are lucky enough to survive, I'm afraid you won't be able to sit down in the future, and you will have to sleep on your stomach..."
Jingtian raised his knife and shouted: "We're on our way."
"Ah!" Xuejian shouted, stopped Sedum, and said in panic: "I, I don't want to use the knife anymore."
"I want to hang myself." Then, Tang Xuejian ran towards a crooked-neck tree, "I want to hang myself, I want to hang myself."
"It's boring. If you want to die, just die quickly. A bunch of people are messing around with you." A middle-aged man in plain clothes shook his head.
"The eldest lady of the Tang family has a distinguished status, and she is willing to play with her. Are you, a poor man, jealous?" Another man said with a smile.
The middle-aged man did not deny it, "Yes, I am jealous. Unfortunately, not everyone is so lucky."
Why did everyone stop them? Jingtian stepped forward and took the scarf away. Tang Xuejian shouted: "Don't stop me!"
Jingtian smiled and said: "Don't misunderstand..." and shouted to the people behind him, "Bring me a thick rope."
"What are you doing with the thick rope?" Tang Xuejian asked doubtfully.
"Hang yourself." As he said that, Jingtian just pulled lightly and broke the silk ribbon Xuejian hung on the tree. He put it in front of Tang Xuejian and said with a smile: "This is too much."
Be careful."
When Tang Xue saw this, she looked angry and wanted to cry but couldn't.
Fang Yiai smiled and said: "What a straight man. Jingtian will never be able to get a wife like this in the future."
At this time, the servant's voice interrupted the two of them, "Here comes the rope."
Jingtian stood in front of everyone and said with emotion: "Seeking death is a solemn and solemn thing for you, the eldest lady of the Tang family. This is her first, last and only time.
, because there will be nothing when you die, so we have to send you back to the west quietly, quietly, and quietly."
Tang Xuejian felt like he could dig out three rooms and one living room with his feet.
Sun Wukong chuckled: "Pfft, solemn and solemn. I feel that if Tang Xuejian doesn't die today, I feel sorry for Jingtian for saying that!"
Zhu Bajie sighed, a straight monkey with no interest.
Sedum picked up the rope on the ground, tried it, and said, "This is strong enough."
Jingtian brought the rope to Tang Xue and said, "Miss, are you not afraid anymore?"
"How could I be afraid!" Tang Xuejian pretended to be calm.
"Yes, yes." Jingtian said with a smile: "How can we, the eldest daughter of the Tang family, be afraid of this gadget? If you hang yourself, at most your eyes will bulge, you will foam at the mouth, and your tongue will become three feet long.
, by the way, if you use too much force, your head will be in different places."
As Jingtian finished speaking one sentence after another, Tang Xuejian felt panicked and shouted: "I don't want to die without a complete body!"
"If you want to keep a whole body, that's easy!" Jingtian put down the rope, "Isn't your Tang family famous for making poisons?"
"Here comes the poisonous wine." The rescuer immediately came up with the poisonous wine, "So cooperative!" This surprised Sedum.
Tang Xue also looked confused when she saw that I was there. What's going on? Am I not the eldest lady of the Tang family? Why do you want me to die so much?
"How many people in this family want the eldest lady of the Tang family to die?" Zhu Bajie asked in surprise.
"The daughter of the sect leader and the future heir to the head of the Tang sect, there are definitely many people who want her to die," Bai Longma said.
Tang Sanzang advised: "Amitabha, little white dragon, don't think so bad of the world, look at the world with eyes that see beauty."
"Yes, Master." Bai Longma said yes.
Jingtian poured some poisonous wine on the ground, and the poisonous wine rotted the rope. He said in surprise: "I must return to the west, I must return to the west. After drinking it, my eyes were straight, my soul was gone, my legs were upside down, and everything inside was burned."
, six gods without masters, seven above and eight below, and nine springs below, it must be a fierce ghost!"
Jingtian raised the poisoned wine to Tang Xuejian.
"This Tangmen poisonous wine is quite powerful." Li Shimin said with great interest.
Haotian smiled and said: "I have to say that Jingtian's literary talent is quite good. He said such a string of idioms with numbers at once."
Yang Guang laughed loudly: "A fierce ghost doesn't need to drink this poisonous wine to become a fierce ghost."
Tang Xuejian retorted: "It's so ugly to die! How can I see anyone in the future?"
Fairy Caiyun said with a smile: "As you said, you are dead, who else do you want to see?"
"This is easy, come with me!" Jingtian threw away the poisonous wine directly.
Tang Sanzang frowned and said, "Amitabha, if you throw it like this, it won't hit people, right? If it doesn't hit people, it won't be good if it hits flowers and plants."
Sun Wukong looked at Tang Sanzang and said, "Master, if you become as verbose as Tang Monk in Journey to the West, I will beat you up."
Tang Sanzang: "..." My master has no sense of existence.
"Let me go, let me go!" Tang Xuejian was pulled by Jingtian to the well.
Sedum pointed to the well and said, "Jump into the well!"
Tang Kun smiled.
Jingtian took a step forward, looked at the bottom of the well, and said in surprise: "Is it done?"
"Oops, it looks like your flesh and blood will be blurred when you jump, but it doesn't matter, no one will see it anyway, just jump!"
Tang Xuejian shouted unbearably for a while, pointed at the well, and said: "I suddenly feel that this way of death by jumping into the well is not heroic enough, so I will go back now and think of a more heroic way to die another day.
Die again."
After saying that, Tang Xue was about to leave, but Jingtian immediately stepped forward to stop him and asked, "Are you going to die?"
"Immortal!" Tang Xuejian shouted.
"The dignified eldest lady of the Tang family has said something that is hard to follow. Everyone has heard it. If she regrets it, she will be a puppy." Jingtian pointed at Tang Xuejian and said.
Tang Kun smiled happily on the side, as if looking at his prospective son-in-law.
"You're so annoying!" Tang Xue shouted sadly.
Jingtian smiled and said: "There is another way to die. I'll just bore you to death. Will you die?"
"What's your name?" Tang Xuejian wanted to cry but couldn't.
"The younger one is Jingtian, the new shopkeeper of Yong'an, Sedum's Jing, Sedum's Tian." Jingtian bowed.
Tang Xuejian snorted coldly and left.
"It's over. If you expose your name, he will be doomed." A man smiled helplessly.
"How do you know?" asked a woman next to me.
"Just watch." The man shook his head.
Jingtian said to the crowd: "I'm exhausted. Thank you for your cooperation. We're done. I'll take my leave."
I thought I was a free person
Why am I so anxious after not seeing you for a day?
How did I become so stupid
I thought I was such a happy bachelor
But why do you always fight so hard against yourself?
Only then did I realize that I have fallen in love with you
Fall in love with you...
"I just think it's quite sloppy." A scholar in the hotel drank a small drink in boredom.
"It's just an unruly and willful young lady making trouble unreasonably." Another rude man ignored her.
"It's a pity that we didn't end up making trouble for a long time." There were also people who didn't think it was a big deal and made trouble.
"I'm just having a temper, why are you being so serious?" An old man waved his hand.
Fairy Caiyun said with a smile: "The background music is quite interesting, and it feels like it goes well with Sedum!"
Fairy Qingluan replied: "As a male protagonist, what's wrong with having exclusive music?"
"What are you doing?" Jingtian shouted, and Tang Kun stepped forward and groped around Jingtian's body.
Jingtian spun around a few times and his pants fell to the floor, revealing his red underpants.
Jingtian didn't know what he thought of, and he quickly knelt down and shouted: "No, I still want to carry on the family line! No, no."
He didn't even bother to put his pants on.
Tang Kun was a little disappointed and waved his hand, "Okay, let's go."
"Ah?" Jingtian looked puzzled and said blankly: "After being touched a few times, you can leave?"
"Yes." Tang Kun glanced at Jingtian.
"What is he thinking about carrying on the family line?" Du He laughed.
Cheng Chumo laughed: "Pfft, you can leave after being touched a few times? Hahaha!"
Li Taibai, who was not far away, shook his head and said with a smile: "Sedum's red pants are really..."
The woman watching the show quickly turned her head, covered her face, and looked carefully.
Haotian frowned, "Tang Kun is probably looking for the half of the true love pendant."
"It's a pity that half of the pendant is gone." Yaochi sighed.