Cheng Mansion, at the dinner table, Cheng Chumo told Cheng Yaojin what happened in Changle Bookstore today. After hearing these things, Cheng Yaojin was a little surprised by Mo Ranchen's tricky question, and he didn't know who came up with this question.
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Just when Cheng Yaojin secretly sighed that the question was tricky, Mrs. Cheng had already asked Cheng Yaojin: "Cheng Yaojin, if your mother and I fall into the river at the same time, who will you save first?"
Cheng Yaojin looked at Mrs. Cheng who was looking at him seriously, and the three sons next to him looking at him curiously. At this time, Cheng Yaojin looked confused.
"Madam, my mother has been dead for many years." Cheng Yaojin replied.
"What if your mother fell into the river with me when she was still alive?" Mrs. Cheng asked again.
"Well, madam, you don't have to worry about this. My mother can swim and my husband will definitely save you." Cheng Yaojin quickly replied.
"What if your mother can't swim?" Mrs. Cheng chased after her.
Cheng Yaojin is now thinking: What kind of guy who gave birth to a son without an asshole came up with this problem? I want to skin him.
"What if your mother hadn't died?" Mrs. Du was asking this question to Du Ruhui at the moment, and Du Ruhui hated Mo Ranchen in his heart. He didn't believe that anyone else would come up with such a question.
Du Ruhui hesitated and said nothing. As a result, Mrs. Du said she would sleep in the study tonight and left without looking back.
Du Ruhui glared at Du He fiercely, "You can't say when, but you said it when your mother was around." Then he caught up with Mrs. Du.
Du He said that it was fortunate that he was not married yet. Otherwise, if he were asked, he would not know what to say. Now that he saw Mrs. Du's question, he knew why he felt that this question was strange in some way today.
, turns out to be here.
Cheng Yaojin was kicked out of the room. He felt that he could not feel uncomfortable, so he ran to Yuchi Gong's house and asked this question again in front of Yuchi Gong's two wives. Then Yuchi Gong was also kicked out
After coming out, Yuchi Gong felt uncomfortable, so he ran to Qin Qiong's house.
Afterwards, poor Qin Qiong had to sleep alone.
Du Ruhui was unwilling to give in, so he ran to the home of his good friend Fang Xuanling. As a result, Fang Xuanling was kicked out of the house. Fang Xuanling secretly cried, and then ran to Changsun Wuji's home. As a result,
It was discovered that Changsun Wuji was lying in the study.
It turned out that Changsun Chong hid in his room as soon as he came back. It was not until Madam Changsun and Changsun Wuji came to his room that Changsun Chong told the whole story. Then, it turned out that Madam Changsun asked Changsun Wuji this
Changsun Wuji didn't know the answer to the question at first. Then, although Mrs. Changsun was not angry, she still said: You are not allowed to go to my bed tonight.
So Changsun Wuji and Changsun Chong, father and son, sat at the door and thought for a long time, but still couldn't figure it out. Then they had to go back to sleep. Of course, Changsun Wuji slept in the study, and he was used to it anyway.
When Fang Xuanling came, Changsun Wuji happened to be in the study in his pajamas. When the two of them met, they knew about each other's situation almost at the same time. They both wanted to laugh at each other, but when they thought of themselves, they decided to go together.
He scolded Mo Ranchen again.
At this time, Mo Ranchen didn't know that he had asked several princes to sleep in the study today.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was dressed in white gauze and had a white ring on her head. Before she came to the Tang Dynasty, she exchanged a few words with the three apprentices and Bai Longma of the Journey to the West Buddhist group. When she arrived in Chang'an, Mo Ranchen had already fallen asleep.
, of course it is impossible for her to show herself directly in front of others for such a trivial matter.
So, Guanyin directly entered Mo Ranchen's dream. When Mo Ranchen saw Mo Ranchen in his dream, he was surprised and said: "Guanyin Bodhisattva? Why are you in the Wa Palace?"
Guanyin is now more confused than Mo Ranchen. When she entered Mo Ranchen's dream, she unexpectedly found herself in the Wa Palace.
Although I can't feel the aura of Nuwa here, Guanyin knows that without Nuwa's permission, it is impossible for a mortal like Mo Ranchen to dream of the Wa Palace. Could it be that he is already a member of the Wa Palace?
Little did they know, Nuwa was already watching them in the dark.
"Amitabha, Donor Mo, you are destined to be my Buddha. The poor monk has come specially to take you back to Lingshan to practice. Are you willing to go back with the poor monk?" Although Guanyin is confused now, the task still needs to be completed.
Hearing these words, Nuwa knew the purpose of Buddhism. This shameless look was in the same vein as Jie Yin Zhunti.
"I don't want to." Mo Ranchen said silently.
After hearing this, Guanyin said: "Donor, it's better to go back with the poor monk. Otherwise, the poor monk will have to take tough measures."
"I know that Buddhism can't be so easy to talk to. Guanyin, this is Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty. If you kidnap me, the fate of the human race will backfire, and you can't bear it." Mo Ranchen's face darkened and he said.
"The poor monk naturally knows, but you are in a dream now. As long as the poor monk traps you in the dream, the poor monk will naturally take your body back, and you will not have any chance to resist. Since you will not resist,
How can the luck of the human race come back to bite the poor monk?" Guanyin said with a slight smile.
"Can it still be like this? I've learned." Mo Ranchen suddenly realized.
"As long as I knock you out, Buddhist luck won't remember me, right?" Mo Ranchen said with interest.
"Donor, do you think you, a little mortal, can hurt this poor monk? You should go back with this poor monk quickly! Otherwise, this poor monk does not recommend taking your body back." Guanyin grabbed Mo Ranchen with one hand.
Mo Ranchen sneered and said, "You're not pretending anymore?"
Suddenly, a sword energy shot into the sky, a green light flashed, and one of Guanyin's arms disappeared.
When the light disappeared, Guanyin realized that her arm was missing. Severe pain followed one after another. She shouted: "Who is it?"
"As expected, it was taught by Chan. Over the years, I have become very good at using the big to bully the small. Not to mention, no wonder that old guy from Yuanshi likes to bully the small with the big. It turns out that bullying the small with the big is so fun!
"A voice attracted the attention of two people, and a young man appeared not far away with a green long sword at his waist.
When Guanyin saw this person, she immediately stopped shouting or putting on any Buddhist airs. She knelt down and said, "Junior Guanyin, pay your respects to the Master of Tongtian!" Damn it, when did this guy come out?
"Tongtian, don't go too far." Yuanshi's voice rang in Tongtian's ears. He knew everything that happened just now, including what Tongtian scolded him.
"Go away." Leader Tongtian snorted coldly.
"Yes, leader!" Guanyin breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and ran away quickly for fear of being killed by him.
"Master, why don't you just kill Guanyin instead of letting her go?" Mo Ranchen looked at the leader of Tongtian Cult and asked.
Leader Tongtian glanced at Mo Ranchen angrily and said: "With such murderous intent at such a young age, you don't even think about who your master is and who she is? I am not the shameless guy like Yuanshi Tianzun."
"Master, we can't just let her go. She threatened me just now. If I don't retaliate, you will be embarrassed if I tell you about it in the future!" Mo Ranchen encouraged.
Leader Tongtian came to Mo Ranchen and said, "Why are you so murderous? Are you already possessed by a demon?"
"Master, if you had been more ruthless back then, you wouldn't have lost so miserably in the Battle of the Gods!" Mo Ranchen complained in a low voice: "You have lived for such a long time, and you still haven't touched your hands.
Blood?"
"You are right. They are all immortals who have lived for such a long time. If they had been more ruthless at the beginning, they wouldn't have..." Master Tongtian looked a little lonely.