This day was originally no different for the residents of Lewan Town.
Early in the morning, a middle-aged mage suddenly came to the only restaurant in the town. He had a messy beard, a set of old second-class mage apprentice robes, and a tattered staff. Everyone thought he should be like that.
A mage apprentice who only knows a few first-level spells and has no future at all.
Entering the restaurant, he ordered a fish.
There was no problem at first, but he made a strange request: He wanted the boss to give him a live salmon, and he wanted to cut the meat and eat it raw.
He even took out the money and paid it in front of everyone.
Anyway, it was the uncle who gave the money, and the boss had no objection.
So, a salmon with its head and tail fixed and weighing several dozen kilograms was brought to the dining table, and then a group of busybodies watched the middle-aged master cut the meat from the undead salmon and eat it while the salmon was still struggling in pain.
Fortunately, at this time, an elf druid passed by on the outskirts of the town. He saw this scene from a distance through the window, and the druid who always respected nature was furious on the spot.
In Druid teachings, it has always been advocated to be close to nature and only kill the minimum number of lives needed for survival. Of course, Druids do not allow this kind of desecration of life.
The two started yelling at each other on the spot.
The content may sound boring to others, but the general meaning is as follows.
"Asshole! Apologize, you apologize to this dead fish."
The mage glanced at the druid: "Having hair is not a disease, but having hair on your head is a disease. I want you to make me laugh when I eat a fish?"
Then they disagreed over a few words and the two got into a fight.
As soon as you take action, others will know something bad is happening.
One is a crazy foodie, and the other is a paranoid member of the Natural Peace Organization. Unexpectedly, both of them are legendary powerhouses.
Once you do it, the world will fall apart!
The Master raised his hand and chanted a few spells to create a seven-ring magic [Advanced Thunder Technique]. Regardless of whether it could kill someone, at least it was powerful enough.
The "rumbling" sound is enough to burst the eardrums.
The druid is not bad either. He directly uses natural magic, [changes the material of the rock], and raises countless boulders on the ground to resist the damage of thunder and lightning.
Master Fa became angry when he saw that he could not kill the Druid, and directly summoned [Lightning Storm]. Shining thunders fell from the sky, and the light of lightning dazzled the retinas of all those watching the battle. There was almost endless thunder.
It fell towards the group of boulders that had arched like a small rock mountain. The dull sound of thunder and the sound of the rocks being broken resounded throughout the earth.
This earth-shattering confrontation shocked countless people.
Naturally, it also alerted people in a secret hiding place on the edge of town.
"What's going on outside?" asked a strong-looking guy.
"The people below just reported that a legendary mage was forced by a passing legendary druid to apologize to the fish because he ate raw fish. As a result, the two idiots got into a fight."
"..."
Druids are also quite famous in the human world for their paranoia about nature. If humans had not been able to deal with the entire elves, humans who took it upon themselves to cut down trees and open up new fields would have wiped out the Druids first.
Seeing that the boss was dissatisfied, the person who replied had no choice but to say that he would go out to see the situation.
It turns out that it's fine if you don't look at it, but it will cause trouble once you look at it.
I don't know why, but the guy who went out to see the situation was discovered by the druid in an instant despite his excellent hiding ability.
"Despicable humans! Did you plan to murder me early in the morning?" The druid immediately turned his attack on the new guy.
"Fart! I don't even bother to do such a thing." He turned around and used [Advanced Roar Technique] to shock the hidden guy out with strong sonic damage.
For a moment, the two legendary strong men actually joined forces to kill the newcomers, making them run all over the mountain while croaking wildly.
The guy who was still in the secret hiding place felt something was wrong.
He drew his weapon very alertly, but he did not go out. If two strong men in a row were sent away, it would look like they were too stupid.
He didn't know if the other party was an enemy, but he knew very well that as long as he stayed in this underground maze that only three people could pass through simultaneously, he would be difficult to defeat.
In the name of his legendary duelist!
The development of the situation was beyond his imagination.
He was horrified to find that the rock formations above his head showed signs of turning into soil.
"[Fossils turn into mud]? How is that possible? This place is a full thirty meters above the ground!? How many legendary mages and legendary druids are needed to achieve this effect at once?" He was completely dumbfounded.
The next moment, the liquefied rock turned into mud and poured into the maze.
The duelists ran very fast, and the mud poured over their heads even faster.
In just a few dozen seconds, the underground maze with a radius of one kilometer was filled with mud.
Of course, the legendary strong man will not die that easily.
The duelist finally climbed out of the mire, and when he finally saw a ray of sunlight, a big hand suddenly pulled him out of the mud.
"Hehehehehe!"
The already unarmed duelist suddenly found that he was surrounded.
A monk held the duelist's neck with one hand, and next to him there was a barbarian holding a warhammer and a priest holding a flail. They smiled at the duelist. The next moment, three legendary strong men took action together.
"I^$#%￥#" The duelist was instantly dumbfounded.
After an unknown amount of time, the beaten duelist was left with half a life left on the ground, breathing heavily. He watched helplessly as a group of powerful bastards happily moved boxes of gold coins and treasures from the underground palace.
Not far away, he also found another companion of his. The guy's lower body had been fixed in the soil, and his upper body was burnt black, and he also exuded the smell of meat.
Duelists know that a lightning strike of this magnitude will not kill that guy.
Damn it, how did these legendary strong men know this secret hidden gold?
As the sun set, the duelist and the hapless thief finally regained their energy. They passed through the town's sewers and came to a huge altar built of heavy stones and covered with a black mask made of velvet.
In the dressing room next to the altar, they changed into brightly colored robes and trousers. This luxurious robe had sleeves and cuffs that swelled like rollers, and had bright trim to show the wealth of the church.
There is also a long cloak with a hood, which can be used to cover the body color when necessary.
Everything was ready, and after calling the holy name three times, they both knelt down and worshiped in front of the altar.
A cold shadow appeared on the altar.
"Great Lord, we have just been robbed. A group of legendary strong men suddenly appeared and robbed your treasury. They are despicable beasts, shameless bitches, they dare to offend the great god of thieves. Their crime...
"
"That's enough. I don't want to see your poor performances. If you are so talented in acting, why don't you work part-time as a bard?" There was no loss of emotion, only sharp sarcasm.
The two guys didn't dare to say anything.
"I just want to ask, is it a group of legendary strong men who emptied my treasury without killing any of us?"
The two of them were stunned, but after thinking about it for a long time, they realized that no one was actually killed, so they could only nod.
"Okay, I have to admit that the other party is a group of outstanding bastards. But they did it after all, and they did it according to my rules, didn't they? As long as they didn't kill people or use torture to extract confessions, it was theft, not robbery, and it wasn't
Robbery and murder. What have I always told you? 'Theft is an art, robbery and murder are the trampling of art'. Since the other party used art to deal with me, I can only use art in return."
The duelist suddenly hesitated a little.
"What? Say it!"
"Well, it should be a message from a barbarian on the other side. He said, 'He will spend all his money tonight on drinking and women's bellies.'"
This time, Mask was dumbfounded. If the other party spent all the stolen money in an instant, why would he steal a piece of wool? Killing someone just because the other party stole his money was against the doctrine he had personally established.
An unprecedented sense of frustration surged into Mask's heart.
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