What is life? The answer to this question is bound to be different for different people. If it were answered by the Yuniao people and the Yushuqian father and daughter, they would probably say that life is about playing, laughing, and encountering difficulties.
If you can bear it, bear it. If you can't bear it... you must bear it. Unless you hit the bottom line, you will bear it.
Take for example now. Walking on the street, a monster bumped into the Jade Bird Man. Instead of apologizing, he scolded the Jade Bird Man for being blind. If he were a normal protagonist, he would have scolded him, struck domineeringly, taught the monster a lesson, and lured him away.
The people around him cheered and applauded. But the Jade Bird Man didn't do that. He didn't say anything. He neither scolded the monster that bumped into him nor shot away the guy who was much weaker than him. Instead, he fell to the ground on the spot.
, wailing; then his daughter Jade Swing will skillfully rush over, kneel down and cry loudly, shouting "I hit someone to death", attracting countless spectators to watch; and then, under the witness of the city guard magic soldiers
, the Jade Bird Man and the Jade Swing Qian openly extorted more than a dozen spiritual stones from the monster that bumped into people, and received an apology from "it doesn't matter if he was sincere or not" - a beautiful thing.
This is life, the life of Jade Bird and Jade Swing.
What happens after that?
Of course, when you have money, you go out to restaurants. Yuniao Renren and Yushuqian found a good restaurant, ordered generously, and had a great meal. They ate cleanly and happily. They ate and drank.
Satisfied, the two saw the right moment, picked off a few hairs and threw them on the plate. They called the boss over noisily and insisted that the food was not clean and they did not want to pay. As a result, the boss called several chefs from the snake clan to the lobby and asked for jade.
Birdman and his daughter pointed out who had the hair. They were stunned. How could a snake have hair? There was no choice but to pay and a fine. In addition, the boss and hotel employees beat up Jade Birdman and his daughter.
.The two of them still said nothing - nothing to say.
Life, this is also life, the life of Yu’s father and daughter.
Continue?
It was good to be beaten. His clothes were in tatters and his face was bruised and swollen. He looked very pitiful, so the two of them found another street, knelt on the ground and shouted: "Okay, okay, okay, please help us."
~A ruthless fire has burned down our home, so we ask kind-hearted people to do good things~give charity~accumulate merit~" Then one piece of broken spiritual stone, two broken spiritual stones, three broken spiritual stones... Good-hearted people don't
Young Master soon asked for a lot of money, and the two of them became happy again. They were secretly glad that the beating was not in vain and they could still earn some money.
This is life too.
Continue again.
Now that they had money and could "spend money" again, they took dozens of broken spiritual stones and ran to the teahouse to listen to storytelling. While listening, they commented. Sometimes they complained that the storytelling teacher's voice was too quiet, and sometimes they complained that his voice was too loud.
Otherwise, they will say that the person's enunciation is not clear, or they will complain that the person speaks too slowly. In short, they are not satisfied. The storytelling teacher is not a clay sculpture, but also has a temper. He points to the birdman and his daughter and asks them to come up and talk about the relationship between the birdman and the swing.
After just one glance, he didn't get stage fright. When he got up, he started talking nonsense, about the feud between the Three Qing Dynasties and the old immortals, about the fights between his disciples, about the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother and the Donghua Emperor stumbling upon each other, quarreling and plotting from time to time, and about the use of justice by Yang Jian, the great god of justice.
The funds from the Divine Palace were used to buy dog food for Roaring Dogs, and they bought the most expensive ones. There was also the matter of Nezha, the great god of the Santanhaihui, who did not deal with his family and was away from home every day, and the matter of Lei Zhenzi hitting a tree when he flew, and his nose
I got it wrong. Were the words of Yu and his daughter good? Not very good. They were just talking nonsense, but the audience was satisfied. After all, no one would dare to tell the stories they told. However, the teahouse owner almost went crazy with fright, and hurriedly guarded the city with immortal soldiers.
Call them and take the nonsense-talking Jade Bird Man and his daughter to jail. Did the Jade Bird Man and Jade Swing resist? No, they were afraid of being beaten and did not dare to fight back. If they were beaten like this, they would not be able to make money back.
This is also life.
Of course, there are.
Entering the prison is not a big deal. For Yuniao Ren and Yushuqian, the prison is their second home. They can live there for a few days and still feel happy. When they walked into the prison, the Yus and their daughters took a casual glance, hey.
Hey, I found a rat friend sitting in the corner. I immediately raised my hand to say hello and exchanged a few words. There was nothing unnatural about it. With nothing to do, the two guys started asking the people in the prison why they came in. What did they hear?
I was very careful, interjecting and sighing from time to time. What is this called? This is called experiencing the warmth and warmth of human beings, and seeing the hardships of the world - it's a lot of fun. The people in the prison have experienced a lot, and each one is very extraordinary. If you talk seriously, you can say
The days and nights are never the same. Birdman and Swing like to listen to their roommates telling stories as a way to relieve their boredom. It is more enjoyable than listening to the storytelling master in a teahouse.
This is life.
It's not over yet.
When it's almost midnight, the Jade Bird Man and the pet of the Jade Swing will get the news and give money to protect them. The two wave their hands and say goodbye to their "roommate", reluctant to leave, reluctant to leave, insisting on the "roommate" saying
Goodbye, it's a pity that they don't want to see them again - they don't want to meet in this place again. After coming out, the Yu family will politely and respectfully praise the pet, thank it for saving them two, and hope that they will come out.
It can buy you a late-night snack. The pet will scold the two idiot owners, and then find a stall to feed them - just looking at this, it seems that you can't tell who is the pet.
Of course, this is not important, because life does not require too much attention to details.
Is it over? Not really.
After eating at the stall, Yuniao Ren and Yushuqian repeated their old tricks, throwing a few hairs into the bowl, hoping to blackmail the boss for a meal, but the success rate was often not high because the boss knew them and knew their
Virtue, guard against them. So, under normal circumstances, the Yu family and his daughter will receive another beating, which makes them kneel down and beg for mercy. There are exceptions, and often nearby onlookers come to beat them, so it's easy
They would get beaten twice, until they screamed and screamed. Fortunately, the pet had long been accustomed to the behavior of the two idiot owners. While chatting on the phone with his girlfriend, he patiently waited for the beatings of Jade Bird and Jade Swing to end.
He led them home half-dead.
Life, this is life, it is the life of the Yu family and their daughters, and it is also the life of pets.
It's still not the end when I get home.
After the pets were washed and rinsed, they went back to the house to rest. The bird and the man had to hang out on the swing for a while. They needed to summarize their life during the day and strive to get more money and less spankings the next day. In the process, the father and daughter
People often blame each other and try to shift the responsibility to the other person. Of course, what starts out as accusations quickly develops into physical violence. In the end, it is bound to be a fight, but neither one is convinced by the other. After the fight, the two of them can
After resting for a while, they found quilts from their respective rooms, rolled them up, like two bugs, with their heads on top of each other, lying on the sofa one on the left and one on the right, watching TV, and they could see into the early morning.
This is life, a very unhealthy life.
So, what is life? There is no definite answer, but the day of the father and daughter Yuniao Ren and Yushuqian is like this - fulfilling, rich, happy, and in need of a beating.