Author: Okay, okay, okay, I have kept you two waiting for a long time.
"It's not a long time to wait!" the little fox said angrily, "More than forty chapters! More than forty chapters! It's longer than 'Chun Yang Meets White Peony twice'! My father and I could barely get in the conversation.
Being able to say a few words in a corner—it suffocates us to death!”
A Zuo explained: "I didn't expect that 'Xuan Niao's First Coming to the World' would be so long. Accidents are all accidents. I didn't mean it."
Birdman scolded: "Bah! Is this an accident? It's obvious that you were playing martial arts games recently, and you had to cause such a mess when you had nothing to do - is this an accident? Wasn't it just because you bought a new mobile phone that it suddenly happened?
Added a chapter to the little fox about buying communication magic weapons. There were many messy chapters before. Are they all accidents in your daily life? You are just a scumbag who has no plan, writes randomly, and treats the novel as a diary.
Scumbag! Oh~ I’m so impressed by this guy like you. It’s so long! It’s so annoying!”
Azuo said a little aggrievedly: "I'm already very restrained. If I were to 'diverge' a little more and make the story more complicated, like a classic amnesia plot, let Heiyan's initial memory be a little blurry, and she wouldn't be able to remember her after returning home."
To clarify the target of revenge, a little investigation is needed. After several twists and turns, it will be longer. Let’s start with chapter 200 - this does not include the story of the fight between the heroes after revenge."
Swing said: "So we still have to thank you~? Bah! You scumbag!"
Crow cursed a few times and was too lazy to say more, "What will happen in the future? Don't tell me that there will be long stories like this without us in the future, and chapters added for random reasons."
"Well..." Azuo seemed unsure.
"What's going on? Is there anything else?" Zhuqian took the script and took a few glances at it, "The next one seems to be 'Pure Yang Three Encounters with White Peony'. What do you mean, something is going to happen again? Zuo, I suggest you be more cautious. This
If the story of Ci Xuan Bird had not been forced to end halfway, it would probably have been extended to many chapters, and it would have caused the problem of not being able to finish the end of the volume like the previous 'Yi Hao World' volume."
Birdman was also very worried, "Yeah. Can you be more careful? You promised to be restrained in your writing, but why don't you have a long memory? Don't add random plots, can you?"
A Zuo curled his lips and said in an unhappy tone: "Okay, okay... I understand. I will briefly mention the third encounter between Taoist Chunyang and Bai Mudan, okay?"
"You promise?" Crow and Little Fox asked, "Do you dare to swear?"
Azuo smiled awkwardly, "Well... I'll try my best, okay? As for swearing... I hate it, don't be so superstitious~"
"Hmph! I know you are a dishonest scumbag." Swing said, "Anyway, try not to cause too much trouble."
"Yes~I will obey the orders of the two protagonists~" A Zuo said in a strange tone, "Really, if I were to be honest, could I have created you two scumbags? We are all scumbags."
Let’s not talk about writing, let’s talk about stories.
Shuiqian asked: "Will there be any plots about Yuanxian Mountain in the future?"
"No." Azuo replied, "Most likely not." You can never be sure of one thing.
"It's a pity about the characters in it," said the little fox. "The generation of young warriors represented by Huo Qianxue, Mu Bailong, Chiyou Shixia, Zhuo Xin, and Ru Xin should be able to interpret some good stories, right? Huo Qianxue and Huo
The relationship between Wang Ling, the love and hatred between Mu Bailong and Chi You Shijiao, the hatred between Chi You Shijiao and Chi You Shixia, the second rise, second decline and third rise of Wu Qing Sect, the second rise and destruction of Blood Knife Sect, Jin
The alliance of the five sects of wood, water, fire and earth, the battle between the Seven Star Sect and the Mud Buddha Temple, the invasion of heretic demon cultivators... there are so many messy plots that can be made up, right? There are also the entire martial arts world's fight against "Eternal Martial Arts Book", "Blood Refined Eight Martial Arts" and "
The competition between the three powerful martial arts in "The Sun and the Moon Shines on the Jianghu", tsk tsk tsk, we will definitely have a great time fighting."
Crow shook his head and said: "Even if there is a story, Zuo can't write it well. Zuo's books are all the same. No matter what the subject matter is, they always inexplicably run in the direction of 'big forces fighting openly and secretly' and 'big men control the world'. That's it."
Can’t you honestly write something that fits the subject matter?”
"I don't want to, but I can't figure it out. You also said that I wrote like that 'inexplicably' - not on purpose." A Zuo said, "But, as has been said all year round, failure is the key to success.
Mother, two failures are a successful aunt, three failures are a successful stepmother... I will try the subject of failure in the future."
"Successfully, his father opened a harem!?" Zhuqian said dissatisfiedly, "Do whatever you like, no one will watch anyway, but one thing must be remembered, highlight the protagonist! Protagonist! Do you understand the protagonist? Don't write and write.
It’s like the protagonist suddenly ‘dropped off’, let alone something like the weird thing like the last volume of a certain book where there is almost no protagonist and the protagonist only appears in the last few chapters. Do you understand!?”
"Okay, okay, I know." Azuo admitted his mistake sincerely, "It's all my fault, I was wrong."
"Okay, that's it. Seeing that you admit your mistakes so well, we forgive you." Birdman said, "Of course, if you can make up for it, for example, write some 'Stories about the Jade Bird and the Beauties in the Harem', then
That’s even better.”
"Oh? Do you have such a request?" A Zuo was startled and looked at the crow with an incredulous look, "You want to be a eunuch? Oh, don't do this, you are giving up on yourself! Oh, it is indeed my fault,
I actually made you think like this, tsk tsk tsk, I was so wrong! But I still suggest you don’t be like this and don’t give up.”
Swing was also stunned, "What? Dad, you want to be a eunuch?! I didn't expect you to have such an idea! Oh, it's so amazing! But we have to make it clear in advance. If you really do that, I won't be your daughter.
- I can’t afford to lose that person!”
"What! What! What! Why do you want to be a eunuch!? You can't be the emperor?!" Birdman scolded, "Azuo, are you sick?! I want to be the emperor, not the eunuch! With that kind of status
In the harem... Hey, that's fine~ It seems pretty good~" I don't know what he thought of, but this guy's expression became extremely mean.
"Ouch, yoyo..." Zuo and Swing were so disgusted by Birdman's expression that they almost vomited, "Aren't you too 'that'?!"
"Hey, hey, hey! Which one am I? Which one am I? You should tell me, which one am I?" Crow asked, "Speak out if you have the ability."
"I'm incompetent, I can't speak, and everything I say will turn into an asterisk." Azuo said, "Stop fantasizing, it's impossible. Crow spirit, don't look for trouble, otherwise I will arrange some plot in which you are seriously injured.
.”
"This is how you scare me." Birdman said angrily, "I just want to have one...two...and a group of wives."
"You deserve it." Shuqi sneered, "Dad, don't be delusional. A Zuo doesn't have a wife himself, how can he still find one for you? What a joke. Hahaha..."
When the crow and the author heard this, they looked at each other and withered.
Let’s not mention the “emotional” thing, let’s talk about the next step.
"The next main plot is... um... just wait for me, I will make up an outline for you temporarily." When writing a book, A Zuo always writes as far as he can. Even if he tried to make an outline, it was very difficult.
It will go off track soon. "This time, I will try my best to write according to the plan. The stories that may appear below include 'Enlightenment of Han Xiangzi', 'Three encounters with white peony in Chunyang', 'Cao Guojiu's ascension to immortality', 'The return of the Eight Immortals'
'Shui Man Jin Shan', 'Baolian Lantern', 'Ji Gong's Biography'..." The author temporarily found something to talk about, but how to write it, he himself couldn't explain it well.
"So it's mainly the story of the Eight Immortals?" Zhuqian thought for a while, "I think it's a bit thin."
Azaku said: "You can add some other stories to fill in, such as this time..."
"Not so good this time!" Birdman scolded, "Why don't you have a long memory? I just taught you not to add this kind of story where the protagonist goes offline, and you forgot it so quickly?"
"..." Azuo immediately had nothing to say, "Okay, I was wrong."
Swing said: "Azuo, your attitude is commendable. At least you know how to admit your mistakes. Hehe."
"What's the use of admitting a mistake?" Birdman asked the author, "I ask you, now that you know you were wrong, will you dare to do it next time?"