Shen Tu and Yu Lei are two door god captains, but since Yuchi Gong and Qin Shubao became gods, these two uncles have retired. Now they live in Gongming Island Nursing Home, and they are very familiar with crows and little foxes.
"Hey, you two uncles, why are you here too?" Birdman said scornfully, "The chief gods of each government are paying homage to Taibai Immortal. Why are you two gatekeepers joining in the fun? Tsk tsk tsk, Taibai Taixian knows you.
"?" Crow's tone and intonation made him deserve more beatings. He deserved more beatings.
"Little bird, little bird, why can't you change your attitude of hating the poor and loving the rich at any time?" Shen Tu raised his hand and slapped the crow, "Who said that we two can't come to see the Great Immortal Taibai?! Who said that?
Taibai Immortal doesn’t recognize us?! I remember when the Immortal was the chief god at the Shenbing Mansion, we even showed him the gate once!"
"Hey, hey, you two, this is not something to be proud of." The little fox said with the same rudeness, "In the end, we are still the gatekeepers. Looking at your expressions, I thought you were the master of the Shenbing Mansion.
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The two old door gods were older and had bad eyesight. After talking to the crow and the little fox for several times, they accidentally saw Yang Jian beside them. They were startled and quickly saluted, "I have seen the great god of justice!"
"You two are welcome." Yang Jian responded respectfully and said, "Today, I am visiting Taibai Immortal as an ordinary monk. You two seniors should not be so polite."
"Yes! I will obey the orders of the great god! The little god dare not be too polite, so don't worry!"
After all, Shen Tu and Yu Lei had too low a priesthood to be disrespectful. Yang Jian's presence made them very nervous. Erlang Shen had no choice but to leave, but when he left, he glared at Crow and Little Fox and warned them to be more honest -
-Actually, he stared three times. Bird Man and Swing ignored Yang Jian's warning. His eyes glanced around, and from time to time they fell on the gifts held by the gods.
The crow and the little fox whispered: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, they are all old men and old ladies, hehehe, they should be easy to steal, right? Hehehehe..."
Shen Tu and Yu Lei understood the virtues of the two gangsters and scolded: "Be honest and don't mess around. Although we have retired, we have never forgotten our responsibility to protect the Three Realms. If you steal anything, we promise not to spare you!"
The two of them knew the Birdman father and daughter because they had caught them stealing things many times.
"Okay, okay, okay, we don't dare to mess around." Birdman said, "But having said that, uncles, what are you doing here? Do you need help from Uncle Taibai? Do you want to increase your retirement salary? Asking for help, why didn't you bring a gift?
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"Forehead……"
Hearing Crow's question, the two old door gods turned red and did not answer, as if they had something to hide. However, even if Shen Tu and Yu Lei didn't speak, everyone could see what they were thinking, because, "Shua~"
Golden light emitted from the tops of the two door gods, forming several large characters in mid-air, "My name is Shen Tu (Yu Lei). We can't find our home. Please send us back. Our home is on Gongming Island. Thank you."
"Okay!" the little fox said loudly, "I bet you got lost and couldn't find your home so you came here by chance?! You didn't visit Taibai Taixian!"
"Ah! Why did you show up at this time! Oh! How embarrassing!" The two old men were very angry and wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. "Little fox, I blame you for having to do this kind of spell for us! I blame you!
!" The golden light that appeared on his two heads was the spell that the swing had set for them before to help them get home when they were lost. "Swing, swing, swing! Quick, quick, quick! Turn it off! Turn it off! Oops! I can't live anymore.
!So many people are watching! I can’t live anymore! How can I meet the gods of the Three Realms and Six Paths in the future..."
The two old men who wanted to save face had no shame in staying here, so they ran away in a random direction. Bird Man and Swing did not dare to let the old man with a weak brain wander around, so they quickly chased after them, but during the chase, the two gangsters laughed loudly.
Not wanting to save face for the two old men. Shen Tu and Yu Lei were so angry that they wanted to catch the crow and beat it up, but "escape" was more important now. The two of them fled quickly and did not stop until they found a floating island without gods.
Rest. After landing, the two old men blamed each other. They shouldn't have come to a crowded place just to ask for directions, otherwise they would have lost everyone in public.
Birdman and the swing soon landed on the floating island, laughing and trying to stop the fight, "Don't argue, don't argue, don't argue... You guys are doing the right thing. Don't be afraid of losing face. It's more important to find a home.
Ha ha ha ha……"
The two old men calmed down for a while before they stopped arguing and regained their composure. However, their faces were still red, their mood was depressed, and they seemed to regret coming out of Gongming Island this time.
"Oh, it's over. If the news is sent back to Gongming Island, Mrs. Shen will definitely be even less willing to dance in the square with us." Shen Tu said, "It's all the little fox's fault for having to do this kind of spell. Alas, there is no other way.
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Yu Lei said: "Yes. There are not many old ladies in our nursing home, and they all have fixed dance partners. Only Mrs. Shen, who has just arrived, is single. We have spent decades of retirement salary begging her to marry her.
Let's dance in the square, now... oh~ it's all the little fox's fault!"
"Hey! You two gentlemen, please don't say such heartless things, okay?" Swing said, "I'm not doing it for your own good. I'm afraid that you won't be able to use your brain and get lost. Why do you still blame me? Well, I'll do it now.
Remove the spell, and if you get lost again, you won't even be able to find the nursing home, let alone Mrs. Shen."
"Hey! Don't, don't, don't, little fox, we were wrong, don't lift the spell!" The two old men were actually quite grateful to the swing, "We don't blame you, but we feel sorry for Old Mrs. Shen. You don't know, Old Mrs. Shen
She is so handsome. Although she has a bad temper, she is very good-looking and we like her very much." Speaking of the old lady who had just come to the nursing home, the two old men immediately became energetic and their eyes shone.
"It's just an old lady. As for confusing you all~" Birdman said, "Speaking of old ladies, what do you think of our old lady?"
"Grandma Taotie? No, no, no, no..." The two old men shook their heads like rattles, "Your old lady is so scary. I want to think about the time when I broke into the net of heaven and earth alone and defeated the heavenly soldiers and generals, even the auspicious beasts and divine generals.
Opponent. If we don’t square dance with her, she might eat us!”
"Huh? The Auspicious Beast God General?" Shuqian suddenly realized that the two old men in front of him must have heard of the group of auspicious beasts back then, "Sir, do you know the Auspicious Beast God General? Are you familiar with the Auspicious Beast God General?"
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"Are you still 'familiar'? Nonsense, of course we are familiar with them, we are in the same legion as them." There are many departments in the Heavenly Palace, and the gods usually perform their duties, but everyone has a title in the Divine Weapon Palace, and they must return during war.
He joined each legion, and Shen Tu and Yu Lei were no exception. "They have a very good relationship with us. They used to drink together - until we made a drunken mistake and lost supplies, and they were so angry that they never drank with us again. We
I also had to stop drinking.”
"Oh~ It turns out that when you were building the Immortal Palace and the God's Mansion, you lost the materials to replenish physical and spiritual energy. The starving and tired immortal was the auspicious beast god general?!" Birdman and Swing heard this matter from two uncles.
, but I didn’t expect it to be related to the auspicious beasts, “Look, look, it’s like walking through iron shoes to find no place, it takes no effort to get here. Why are we visiting Taibai Venus? If you have any questions, why don’t you just ask?
Is it done?”
"What is 'finished'? What do you want to ask?" The two old men were puzzled, "What questions do you have?"
"It's the problem of the auspicious beasts." Zhuqian briefly talked about the previous fight with the Phoenix clan, "...my three sisters were taken away by the auspicious beasts. I'm a little worried and want to get them back."
"Hey~ Little fox, you are promising. You two cowardly gangsters dare to fight with the Phoenix clan? Tsk, tsk, tsk, I didn't expect that." The two uncles are usually full of thoughts on how to please the old lady. They don't read fairy tales and don't know anything about swings and phoenixes.
Clan conflict - of course, there is no such battle in Xianwen.
"Of course~ Sir, you didn't expect it, did you? Now my jade swing is so powerful, invincible in the three realms, hehehehe..." The little fox was so proud that his little tail swayed back and forth, almost flying into the sky, but she quickly
After coming back to his senses, he continued to ask, "No, no, no, no, we are not talking about fighting now. You two gentlemen, do you know where the auspicious beast is hiding?"
"Well... um..." the two old men hesitated a little, "We do know where the auspicious beasts are hidden, and we are probably the only ones who know about the entire Three Realms. It's useless even if you ask Taibai Immortal. But..."
"But what?"
"But we promised them not to tell others where they live."