"Hey! You two old men, aren't you interesting enough?" Swing asked, "You are our uncles, do we count as 'others'? Oh, we are so sad. I didn't expect that in the hearts of these two uncles, we actually
It's 'other people', it's so sad. Wuwuwu..." The little fox was heartbroken and pretended to cry... No, he started crying.
"It's useless for you to cry." Shen Tu and Yu Lei said, "We and the auspicious beasts are gentlemen, and we must keep our promises; they recognize our qualities, and we recognize their virtues, and we must never break our promises."
Birdman said: "Uncle, let's change our thinking. Think about it, since those auspicious beasts appeared on the battlefield and took away our sisters from Qiutiao Mountain, what does this mean?"
"What does it mean?" The two old men were puzzled, "You mean they recognized Qiu Bird Mountain?" In fact, this is already a step. Bird people can just use the donkey to admit it, but who would have thought that he...
"No! It means they have changed their minds and become a group of bad guys who kidnap children!" Crow said viciously, "Why should you trust such evil people?! Old man, tell me where those guys live quickly.
I'm going to knock on the door and kill them without leaving a single piece of armor! Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, ya, ya, it makes me so angry!" The gangster deliberately pretended to gnash his teeth, but it looked awkward no matter how he looked at it.
Shen Tu and Yu Lei were speechless, saying to themselves that the thoughts of you two gangsters are indeed different from those of normal people. "Hehehe," the two old men couldn't help laughing as they saw the crow and the little fox pretending to cry and the other pretending to be angry, "you two!
, always likes to make people laugh so much, hahaha... stop making trouble, we will tell you."
Rui Shou trusts you so much, how can you tell the secret so casually? You are so unprincipled~"
"Yes." Crow said, "I didn't expect you to be such a person. I was so disappointed. I thought you were tough guys who would rather die than reveal the news - it turns out you are two villains~"
Shen Tu and Yu Lei's noses were twisted with anger, "It's you who asked us to tell the secret, and it's you who despise us - are you two little bastards deliberately looking for trouble!? I really want to kick you!"
"Hehehehe... I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, don't get excited, don't get excited." The crow and the little fox quickly said in a flattering manner, "You are old, don't be excited, your blood pressure is too high, and it will be a bad thing if you develop cerebral thrombosis. Hehehe...
…”
The two old men were too lazy to talk to the two stupid gangsters, so they explained why they were so simple and willing to tell the secret. The reason was very simple. Although the people in the Auspicious Beast Secret Realm lived in seclusion, they were not completely cut off from contact with the outside world. Every once in a while, they were willing to tell the secret.
The society will send members into the prehistoric world to learn all kinds of news about the three realms and six realms. Therefore, they know the deeds of the Yu family and their daughters very well, know their virtues, and indeed recognize their actions over the years.
"We are not hiding anything from you." Shen Tu and Yu Lei said, "This time we got the request from the auspicious beasts and hoped that you would go to the secret realm of the auspicious beasts. That's why we left Gongming Island Nursing Home and thought about going for a walk in the Daughter's Kingdom.
,Then……"
"Then I got lost." Most of the swings couldn't speak, and they picked on others' pain points and said, "Oh, the auspicious beasts actually asked you to pass on the news. They are quite big-hearted, so stupid.
The fact that you haven’t leaked your address for so many years is definitely a blessing from God. Also, uncle, you guys have even forgotten the way back to the nursing home, but you can still remember the address of the secret realm of the auspicious beast, it’s quite science fiction~"
The two old men were so angry that they cried with hatred, "Little fox, no wonder Grandma Taotie always beats you! You deserve it! You deserve it! You should be beaten, little fox! Hang you from the beam.
It’s right to fight!”
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, don't be angry... don't argue with my daughter." Birdman smiled and reassured the two old men, "Anyway, since they invited us to some auspicious beast secret realm, then you two can talk about it,
Where do they live?"
The two old men glanced at the shapeless birdman and the swing, and said, "I can tell you, but there is a requirement."
"I know!" said the little fox, "I promise not to reveal the location of the secret realm of auspicious beasts to anyone - I swear! I swear on my father! Is that okay~?"
"No~" The two uncles shook their heads and whispered, "That's not the request. That...that...that, we've finished talking, can you send us back to Gongming Island Nursing Home~?"
"Hahaha... is this a 'request'?" Crow laughed loudly, "Okay, okay...even if the two uncles don't say anything, we promise to send you back, hahahaha..."
"..." The two old men were so embarrassed, "What are you laughing at? We are old and our brains are no longer functioning. What's so funny? Sooner or later, you will also grow old. You two gangsters are the worst. You should have known better.
Ask those great gods for directions~ You two bastards, how can the auspicious beasts recognize you? You are so ignorant... Huh! I won’t come back! I won’t come back! We live here, so we don’t need you to send us away.
Let's go back... Oops! No, no, no, no, we have a date to practice dancing with Mrs. Shen and participate in the next 'Tai Chi Double Dragon Cup' senior social square dance competition..." The two old people chattered, doing this and that.
, very interesting.
Unintentionally teasing the two old men anymore, Crow and Little Fox took them straight to Gongming Island. On the way, Shen Tu and Yu Lei informed the location of the secret realm of auspicious beasts, and told Bird Man and Swing to try not to tell other people.
It is said that the auspicious beasts do not like outsiders to disturb them. However, the little fox and the crow have a different view. They think that something special must have happened, so the auspicious beasts have to call the birdman and his daughter over, otherwise they will never rashly propose
Request, and I am afraid that the auspicious beast secret realm will no longer exist in the future.
"I can probably guess some reasons." The little fox said, "It seems that they still haven't forgotten their past loyalty." ωωw..net
"You mean...?" The crow understood what the little fox meant, "If so, that's right."
The two old men didn't understand. "What riddles are you playing? What nonsense? Anyway, you can't talk nonsense. Little fox, you have already sworn, and you swore by your father."
"Hey~ Father is an external thing~" Swing said with a smile, "You two uncles, don't worry about the auspicious beasts. We know it well. Compared with this, you two uncles, don't you really think about my Taotie wife? No, I don't want to.
Let's dance square dance with her and have a sunset joy? Why do two people have to fight for an old lady Shen? My gluttonous old lady is actually quite good. She has nothing to do but hit, curse, kick and slap people in her mouth.
,No more rude behavior."
"This is rude enough!" The two old men shook their heads vigorously, "Back then, we watched her fight a group of heavenly soldiers and generals alone, and our little bodies are dancing with her? What a joke! In your words, little fox, she tore her apart.
If you tear it apart, it will tear us apart, or if it doesn’t work, it will eat us directly!”