Xiao Sijiang was quite naive to begin with. After staying in Qingqiu City in the Forest of Ten Thousand Demons for a few years, his naivety gained a layer of recklessness. When he heard the thin man calling his number, Xiao Taotie didn't even react. He walked forward quickly and raised his hand.
He slapped (?) the man with his hand and said, "I don't care whether your second brother is a pig in the village or a pig in the village. If you dare to cause trouble in my place, I will turn your second brother into a roast pig!"
"Ah~~~!"
The bird man and the swing were stunned and took a breath of cold air. The "Gaozhuang pig" was also stunned. He covered his mouth and exclaimed. They never expected that the "daughter sister" would be so straightforward and attack the thin man directly. Three
After being stunned for a moment, the man hurriedly came to the thin man and comforted the man loudly, for fear that he would be angry. But fortunately, the thin man did not do anything. Although he was a little surprised, his mood was relatively stable. However...
"Brother Birdman! Sister Swing! What are you doing!? Why are you being so polite to him?!" Xiao Sijiang, who had no idea what kind of situation he was in, shouted loudly, "You can't be polite when dealing with such trouble-seeking gangsters! You have to beat them up.
Okay!" This girl is really crazy, Zhi Zhi Leng Leng wants to attack the thin man again.
Swing really couldn't stand it any longer, so he raised his hand and activated an illusion to control the six senses of other people in the hall. Then he swung his tail and lightly slapped Xiao Sijiang, "Gaozhuang pig! Gaozhuang pig! Gao Laozhuang's pig."
!Are you a stupid guy!? You still can’t tell who he is?! The fat one is a Gaozhuang pig! The thin one is an Aolai monkey!"
After being beaten, Xiao Sijiang felt a little aggrieved, but still didn't know what he had done wrong, "Gaozhuang pig? Aolai monkey? Why, is it special? What can the pigs of Gaolaozhuang do? They are still pigs!"
I'm still the Taotie Beast of the Daughter Kingdom! So what can the Aolai Monkey do? Could it be the Aolai Kingdom...uh...Aolai...monkey..." Soon, the little girl seemed to think of something, and her expression began to change.
Big beads of sweat fell from his forehead, "No... no... no way?"
"Why can't you!" Swing broke through Sijiang's blind transformation, pinched her ears, and forced her to lean over, "You are so brave! How dare you confront Brother Monkey! Do you believe that Brother Monkey can use a stick?
I’ll kill you! Why don’t you apologize to Brother Monkey quickly!”
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm here to see the Monkey King! I'm blind and can't see who you are, the Monkey King. Please forgive me!" Little Taotie, who finally realized that he had walked through the gate of hell, said directly
He knelt on the ground and kowtowed, fearing that the "Aolai Monkey" would blame him, "Great Sage! You are so great, please spare me! I'm sorry, I'm too stupid to recognize you! Great Sage, please don't kill me.
I, the little one, still want to live! If the Great Sage is angry, then go beat Brother Birdman - he resists the beating!"
These two fat and thin men are Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie. It has been more than thirty years since they last met the Birdman and his daughter. Today, they accidentally sensed the scent of crows and immediately came into the hotel to have a look, but did not go directly into the private room.
They found a place to sit down, and not long after they sat down, two groups of hooligans came from outside. The two groups deliberately picked a fight and overturned the tables of Monkey King and Marshal Tianpeng, so...
"Oh, Brother Monkey, look at you, you actually play this kind of game of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. It's so childish! Hahaha..." Swing smiled and said to Sun Wukong, "No, it's not pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. The second senior brother was originally
It’s just a pig, hahaha…”
Sun Wukong said: "Little fox, don't worry, I am not a coward, so I won't punish this little glutton."
"That's good, that's good." Swing was relieved, "Brother Monkey is becoming more and more generous, hehehe..."
The little fox unlocked the illusion arranged in the hall and restored everyone's five senses. Sijiang came out to scare the two gangs who were looking for trouble, and asked for a lot of money to compensate the hotel. After the matter was settled, the birdman invited Brother Sun Wukong to a private room.
Chat. Through chatting, I learned that Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie also came to attend the premiere of "Zhuolu Zhihe", but they did not stand in the spotlight, but watched a movie as ordinary audiences, which was regarded as supporting Huoyundong.
After watching the movie, Monkey King and Marshal Tianpeng had nothing to do. They spent a day strolling around the main city of Ten Thousand Demons Forest, bought some gifts for the people in Zutai Mountain, and then planned to see the bustle of Qingqiu City again.
But I didn't expect the two of them to become "lively".
"Hahaha... That's interesting!" Birdman said with a smile, "Great Sage, no one has criticized you for many years, right? Hahaha..."
"Isn't that right~!" Sun Wukong pointed at the blushing Sijiang and said, "This little Taotie is so reckless!"
"I'm sorry~" Sijiang, who transformed into a girl, apologized again, "The little demon didn't recognize you, the Great Sage. If he did, how dare he~"
Forget about what happened in the hall. Sun Wukong was so angry that he didn't take it seriously. He finally met Bird Man and Swing today. It was time to have a good chat, chat and talk about friendship. Especially Zhu Bajie, who almost almost died in the battle of Interpretation
He was dead. He had been recuperating in Lingshan for a long time. He had just recovered recently. He missed the crow and the little fox very much. He recounted his experience loudly and asked about the life of the birdman and his daughter. He cried loudly while talking, which made the crow and the little fox angry.
I was touched and wanted to laugh at the same time.
"In addition to walking around with the idiots, relaxing, and cheering for the Fire Cloud Cave, I also want to pay a private visit incognito to see the situation in the demon realm." Sun Wukong said, "It will take a long time for the auspicious beast demon masters to arrange the demon realm.
The enchantment that perfectly inherits the demon realm, Lao Sun, I am not busy incorporating the demon realm into the demon realm, but I always have to pay attention and not let it develop randomly." In fact, it is okay to put the demon realm casually in the demon realm, but it is not conducive to the stability of the space.
Exchange with breath is likely to destroy the original environment.
The birdman asked: "Great Sage, you came at the right time. We were chatting about things here just now. I have something to ask you: Are you Hu Maomaung's backer?"
"Hu Maungmaung? Who is Hu Maomaung?" Sun Wukong was confused for a moment. He didn't remember who Hu Maomaung was. After thinking for a while, he remembered the identity of the fox, "Oh, Hu Maungmaung, the original generation of Qingqiu Mountain.
The fifth among the top five managers, she is known as the Five Girls of Qingqiu. What is her backer? I have never met her, how can she be her backer."
"Sure enough, it's not you, Brother Monkey." Swing said, "Brother Monkey not only has a master like Brother Gongde, but also has the assistance of the auspicious beast demon master. His temper is getting better and better, and his virtue is getting higher and higher. How can he give up to the arrogant and domineering Hu Maomaomao?
Be a backer." By the way, the little fox once again asked Sijiang to briefly introduce some situations in the Demon Realm and Qingqiu City.
"Hu Maung Maung dares to challenge Tianxing Qilin, the guardian of the demon realm designated by me, Old Sun. Doesn't she want to live anymore?!" Even though Sun Wukong has become a Buddha, his domineering power is still not weak. I heard that Hu Maung Maung has been in recent years.
His wanton behavior made him angry on the spot, "Where is that vixen? I'm going to teach her a lesson now!"
"Hey, hey! Brother Monkey, don't be so anxious~" Swing said, "Why haven't you changed your temper yet? Didn't Uncle and Aunt Ruishu teach you the poise and dignity that a demon emperor should have?"
The little fox's words touched Sun Wukong's nerves. The Great Sage's face immediately turned ugly, "I...uh...auspicious beast demon master...ahem..." He made a few strange sounds from his mouth.
When he spoke again, he subconsciously scratched his head and face, looking guilty.
Birdman looked at Sun Wukong and said, "Great Sage, what do you mean? What's wrong with you?"
Zhu Bajie on the side saw his senior brother's appearance and couldn't help laughing: "What else can I do? Brother Monkey is scared, hahaha..."
"Idiot, stop talking nonsense!" Sun Wukong glared at Zhu Bajie, "You dare to say that? I'll beat you!"
"Talk, talk! Hurry up!" Birdman and the swing watch the excitement and are not afraid of big troubles, urging Zhu Bajie to speak quickly, "What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong, why is Brother Monkey scared? With Brother Monkey's status and strength, he
Who are you afraid of?"
"Afraid of the auspicious beast demon masters, hahaha..." Zhu Bajie laughed, "Since the auspicious beasts were invited back to Zutai Mountain, the demon masters specially arranged many courses on etiquette, virtue, and planning for Brother Monkey, and set many rules.
Monkey Brother learns, Monkey Brother’s nature, I could barely follow him for a few times at first, but soon I lost my patience and ran to Lingshan Mountain to hide. I haven’t returned to Zutai Mountain for several years. Hahaha..."
"So that's it! Hahahaha..." Birdman laughed, "No wonder I'm scratching my head, it turns out it's wrong! Hahahaha..."
Sun Wukong blushed, looked at Zhu Bajie with a slightly reproachful look, and sighed: "Old Sun really can't stand those courses, he is very annoyed. The rules are too boring, making him sleepy and tired. It is better than practicing magic."
It’s still uncomfortable. Old Sun has been free and happy since he was born. Master Bodhi and Master Xuanzang didn’t ask me to learn the rules hard. Those auspicious beast demon masters force me to recite those things. How can I bear it?"
"Well..." Birdman thought for a moment, "I don't blame you, the Great Sage, for this. It's really because the auspicious beasts didn't think carefully."
"Oh?" Sun Wukong was puzzled, "You actually support Lao Sun in skipping classes?"
Swing smiled and said: "The word skipping classes is a wonderful word."
The birdman said: "It's not that I support the great sage skipping classes, but the courses taught by the auspicious beasts are not suitable for the great sage. The way of Wukong, the mysterious way, let alone the auspicious beasts, even your mother and my aunt dare not teach you."