The deal was done, and it was useless to say more. The two hooligans turned back to the lively front yard angrily, and continued to sit on the roof and watch everyone "playing monkeys", but their mood was much more awkward. In this life, Birdman and Swing still think
It would be better if we could avoid the fate of Taoist Chunyang and Bai Mudan who were destined to be unable to reunite, so Crow was clever and wrapped up Lu Dongbin with the power of his sins and the power of Sun Wukong's merits, hoping to mess up his fate with these two spiritual powers of luck.
However, it is ultimately a waste of effort.
Swing said: "It's a pity that Master Tiandao is an invisible and formless monk. We can't see him/him/her, otherwise we have to scold him in person!"
"You can scold me, I don't dare." Birdman said, "In fact, it's nothing. We have been mentally prepared for a long time, so why should we be surprised. What makes me more concerned is that Bai Mudan appears here, not only continuing his relationship with Chunyang Taoist
Hua Yue was the fairy of Yaochi back then, and so was Bai Mudan; Hua Yue betrayed Yaochi and was hunted down, and so was Bai Mudan - the experiences of these two were very similar, especially
What is similar is that they are both people who dare to love and hate. This time the two 'Yaochi traitors' formed a master-disciple relationship, which is unexpected and reasonable."
"Are you saying that Huayue has a reason to continue living?" The little fox carefully recalled the time when Bai Mudan became a spirit, and carefully analyzed the omitted details, "Oh~ It seems so, Huayue seems to have a strange mentality."
"In life, there must be some reasons for living. Some are for money, some are for fame, and some are just for living. People like Hua Yue who value love and righteousness naturally need friendship to continue living." Birdman said, "
Just now Hua Yue expressed her intention to die, and I wanted to talk to Hua Xing, hoping that Hua Xing could save her through sisterhood. Now a white peony appears out of nowhere, which seems to save me the worry. Hua Yue's relationship has already declined, and she is likely to
Put your hopes on Bai Mudan and hope that Bai Mudan and Taoist Chunyang will have a good outcome."
"But the problem is that they must have bad results~" Swing Qian curled his lips, raised his eyes angrily, glanced at the sky, wanted to curse, but didn't dare, "What should we do when Bai Mudan's relationship also fails?"
"It's easy to handle. When the time comes, the two flower fairy masters and apprentices who are both fallen people in the world will have sympathy for each other and love and hate men together." Crow smiled, "If they develop too much, maybe they can become two big devils.
Oh~"
"It's impossible, at least for the time being it seems impossible for Hua Yue." The little fox said, "But let's inform Hua Xing and ask her to come see Hua Yue when she has time and chat with her. Hua Xing.
It’s true, since I became the God of Thunder, I rarely come here to visit Huayue. Have I forgotten that I still have a sister? After all, after becoming a god, I don’t care about the friendship in the past~”
"You guys are really good at finding trouble and provoking troubles. Hua Xing is busy guarding the Three Realms, but when you come here, she seems to be so bad." Birdman said, "Baby, don't say bad things about Hua Xing. Your father and I have always been
I am very interested in that heroic gallant girl, and maybe one day I will marry her to be your adoptive mother, but you must not slander one of your future adoptive mothers."
"Tch~ you can just dream." The little fox was already desperate for his father. He didn't think he could marry a wife in this life, and he didn't even have the interest to discuss it. "Okay, that's it." Avoid "a few words"
On the topic of "flowers", he turned over on the swing and jumped off the roof, came to a merit box in a certain hall of the temple, stretched out his white paws to find money, "Oh~ not many, not as much as last time."
Swing was stealing money from the merit box when suddenly a young man walked in. He was eleven or twelve years old. He was handsome and handsome, with clear features. Even though he was not old, he was still enough to support the words "personable".
Although his attire was splendid and expensive, in the style of a kid from a rich family, his clothes were not very neat and a little messy, and one of the buttons was buttoned wrong. When the young man saw the little fox taking out the merit box, he was obviously stunned, but he did not say anything, but stood quietly.
He stood there and watched with interest for a long time. The swing was a stupid and stupid guy. He didn't notice the young man coming in. He still licked his little tongue and stole things, but after working for a long time, he still couldn't catch the money. He was so anxious that he couldn't find any money.
He forgot that he was in animal form and actually opened his mouth to curse.
"Why did you break the merit box and make the opening so small! Could it be that you are afraid that someone will steal it?! Bah, you can judge the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"
"Ah!? Can you talk!?"
The young man from the rich family was frightened. He thought he had encountered a monster. He turned around and ran out. However, he stopped as soon as one foot crossed the threshold. He suppressed the panic in his heart and slowly turned his head to check the situation. This is what he saw.
…
"Ah!" Swing was standing in front of the young man at some point, loudly startling him, and there was a crow on the little fox's head. Swing crossed his shoulders and looked at the rich man for a few times, and said: "Good boy,
How dare you look back? Aren't you afraid that I will eat you!?" The little fox loves to play and make noise. Since it has been revealed that he can talk, he simply showed off his nine tails together as a threatening gesture, deliberately scaring the boy.
people.
However, this young man was really courageous. Although he was so frightened by the swing that he collapsed to the ground and turned pale, he did not yell. Instead, he asked: "Are you a monster? The kind of monster in the legend?"
"What is a legendary monster? This girl is a monster in reality." Swing raised his paw and pointed at the crow above his head, "This is my father, who is also a monster. Hehe, are you scared?!"
"The crow is the father of the fox?" The rich boy didn't understand very much, but at this time there was no need to care so much, "Can you eat people? I heard that monsters can eat people."
"Is your kid sick? Why don't you run away quickly and pay attention to our eating habits?" Crow said, "Not all monsters eat people, but I have eaten them, and I have eaten quite a few."
"As expected, I'm a cannibal~" the young man said, "Then you...will you eat me? In what way? Eat it alive? It must be very painful, right? Is there a painless way?"
"You are indeed sick." Shuqian said, "Even if I eat, I can't eat in the main hall of the Buddhist temple. Buddhism is a pure place and a place for vegetarians. Eating people is considered meat. For a well-behaved lady like me, eating people
You must go outside. Hehe, are you scared?”ωωw..net
"I think so too." The rich man breathed a sigh of relief and struggled to stand up. "I also think that even if you two are monsters, since they can appear openly in the Buddhist hall and dare to show themselves in front of the Buddha, it won't be very dangerous. No,
As for eating people casually." As he stood up, the man's expression slowly returned to normal and he was no longer so flustered. Then he raised his hands and saluted, "I have seen two monsters. I, Han Xiangzi, are polite."
"What the hell?! What's your name?! Han Xiangzi?!" Swing and Birdman were startled and looked at the young man in front of them again, "You... you are Han Xiangzi?! The grandson of Han Yu and the son of Han Laocheng?
"The crow's eyes lit up slightly, and he looked with his sinful eyes. Sure enough, he found something unusual about this rich boy.
"No, no, no..." Han Xiangzi smiled, "I am the grandson of uncle Han Yu, but not the son of uncle Han Laocheng. I just happen to have the same birth date and name as Han Xiang, the son of uncle Han Laocheng.
.”
"It's not important!" the little fox asked, "Just tell me if your name is Han Xiangzi!? Are you very good at playing the flute?!"
The young man nodded, "Yes, I, Han Xiangzi, like to play the bamboo flute very much."
The two rogue animals looked at each other and said, "That's true."
Coincidentally, at this moment, Xiao Lu Dongbin also came here. He looked at the fox that was different from usual, "Why do you have so many tails?!"
Since Zhuo Qian had already spoken a few words with Han Xiangzi, he didn't care about his common sense that "as a fox, you shouldn't talk" and said casually: "You can control it! You'd better think about how to deal with your relationship with Bai Mudan in the future!
You don’t care how many tails I have!”
Lu Dongbin was even more surprised, "Ah! He can still speak?!"
Now, the monster identities of the swing and the birdman were completely exposed in front of the two "Eight Immortals".