A young man who has passed the imperial examinations has ambitions, but the king is confused and the emperor's sleep is in vain;
Friends and lovers express their feelings to each other. Since ancient times, love has rarely ended;
The family is bright and smart at a young age, how many child prodigies can persevere?
Seventy years of life are rare in ancient times, and it is sad to leave behind relatives and leave.
While Han Xiangzi was still awake, Lu Dongbin chatted with Birdman and Swing about past stories, gossiping about the long song of time, and when he mentioned his awakening dream, Chunyangzi was very curious about whose life it was based on, and then Crow and his daughter gave it to him.
An answer I never expected.
"It's Brother Bajie." The little fox said, "One year we met Brother Bajie in the Xuanwu Secret Realm. When we were chatting, he muttered some 468 sentences about 'wine, sex, wealth,' and one of them was wine.
The item is the life you dreamed about. We thought what Brother Bajie said was 'fun', so we used it as the basis for an illusion, and then let the 'Eight Immortals' collect the breath of six paths of reincarnation in the underworld to complete the 'fake show and make it real'.
You have true feelings." It's actually quite complicated, especially the process of Li Xuan and others collecting the emotional breaths of sentient beings in the Six Paths, but there is no need to go into details.
"Oh? Tianpeng actually has such delicate feelings?" Lu Dongbin and Emperor Donghua are immortals from the same origin, and Zhu Bajie's second master is Dongwanggong, which means that Taoist Chunyang can barely be regarded as Zhu Wuneng.
"Half a master" can be regarded as a close person, but Chunyangzi is not familiar with the Jingtan messenger at all. "With such delicate emotions, it is necessary to practice the art of Tian Gang. The road in the future will be broad and smooth."
"Of course." Birdman said, "Even if he doesn't have the power of Tiangang, just based on his relationship with the monkey, it is impossible for him to be bad in the future. The great god Dongbin has incomplete memory and doesn't know the common sense of the Three Realms and Six Paths. I'm afraid he doesn't understand the monkey very well.
Jing loves Zhu Bajie so much, and their relationship is comparable to that of brothers."
"Hey~ don't call me 'Great God'," Lu Dongbin said with a smile, "Although you and I have only officially met today, we have had many close friends in the past. You have watched me grow up, how can you call me such a strange name."
"What's that called?" Zhuqian said, "I'm quite simple. I'll call you 'Brother Chunyang' from now on, but it won't be easy to talk to my dad, right?"
Lu Dongbin asked: "Mr. Yu Ping is friends with Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, Santan Haihui Great God and others, right? How do you usually call them?"
"It depends on the situation." Bird Man said, "When talking about them behind the scenes, they call Yang Jian 'Three Eyes', Nezha 'Li Lao San', Lei Zhenzi 'Ugly Thunder Lord', and Sun Wukong 'Monkey'. We usually meet...
…It’s also called that.”
"Forget it!" As a little expert in troublemaking, Swing Qian didn't give Birdman any face and opened his mouth to expose his lies, "Dad, let's tell the truth. When have you ever seen Brother Sanyan and you weren't the second master?
"Second Master" is called "Second Master", Lianhua Brother is "Third Master", Lei Zi Brother is "Lei Master", not to mention Monkey Brother, I just went to the city to take the exam, and you are still there so shamelessly." Farewell to the Great Sage.
"I wish the great sage will be admitted to the top exam."
"Jade Swing, you're the only one who can talk!? I'm just listening to you!" Crow became angry and said angrily, "I was being polite to them and giving them some face. I didn't want to wait like that with them.
Evil gods and demons pester me, but in fact I am not afraid of them. If they annoy me, I can call them whatever I want, even if I scold them, they..."
Before the birdman finished speaking, a "stick" suddenly hit him. At that moment, the crow suddenly changed back to its original shape and hid in the hair on the back of the swing's neck, trembling with fear. "I'm sorry, Great Sage.
Master, I was wrong! Don’t hit me! Don’t hit me! Great Sage, I was wrong, I was bragging and talking nonsense!”
Swing was speechless. He stretched out his hand to grab his cowardly and indebted father, and pointed at Han Xiangzi, who was still sleeping soundly. "Idiot! It was this guy who turned over, and the flute hit you on the head, not Brother Monkey!"
"Ah~!? It's him!" The rather embarrassed Crow returned to his human form, "I... this... uh... it's okay if it's not him. What if it's really a monkey spirit? Anyway, I'm not afraid of monkey spirits, not at all!
"To vent his anger, this guy even kicked Han Xiangzi deliberately.
"Hahaha..." Lu Dongbin laughed loudly and mocked Birdman unceremoniously, "It's a pity that I woke up too late, and I don't know how many interesting shows you two have missed! Hahaha..."
The three of them were "first acquaintances" and could be considered "old acquaintances". There were no taboos in the conversation, and the atmosphere was pleasant and relaxed. They chatted about useless nonsense and chatted about random things, as if they were friends who had been friends for many years. As for the names.
, the same unimportant nonsense, the birdman finally decided to call Lu Dongbin by his name, and Lu Dongbin also called the crow by his name.
"Birdman," Lu Dongbin said, "I have awakened for the first time, what about Xiangzi? Do you two have any plans?"
"Don't worry, it's been done a long time ago." The cautious birdman said, remembering the "stick" he just received, so he kicked Han Xiangzi again, "Let's write the script, and Li Xuan and the others will perform it, and it will naturally make people happy."
This rich second generation has given up on the ordinary world. But you, Lu Dongbin, what do you think of White Peony?"
Zhu Qian said: "Brother Chunyang, we are not outsiders. Say whatever you want. How are you going to face this relationship? How do you feel about Bai Mudan?"
Lu Dongbin said calmly: "I love her very much."
"..." The crow and the little fox, who were about to listen to Chunyangzi's solution to this sadomasochistic relationship, were shocked and speechless. It was not until a long time later that they asked loudly, "You... you... what are you?"
!How come you love her so much?! You have awakened your soul, you should know that you and her cannot be consummated, right?!" ωωw..net
"Does love have to be perfect?" Lu Dongbin raised his head, closed his eyes slightly, and carefully recalled the days and nights with the "wife" in his dream. Gradually, the face of that "wife" gradually became the same as Bai Mudan's last life, and the last two lives.
Looking at her face, he said, "I really love her so much~I can't help myself~!"
Birdman and the swing wanted to slap themselves, "When we designed the illusion, we should have let you encounter the disaster of 'wife changing heart'!" Crow has never had a wife, and has always envied love. The little fox is a girl, so naturally he also thinks that love is noble.
So even if all kinds of disasters were planned for Lu Dongbin's dream, he was unwilling to slander love and never wanted to cause such a result. "Regret! I'm so sorry! We were too naive! We weren't cruel enough!"
"Hey, you two, don't say that~" Lu Dongbin said solemnly, "I am extremely grateful to you two for not letting love betray me. If even love betrayed me, I'm afraid it would be difficult for me to awaken my soul. I would only be able to completely
If you destroy your Taoist mind and become a demon, you will never recover."
"But..." Youdao would rather demolish a temple than ruin a marriage. Birdman and Swing wanted to prevent Lu Dongbin from getting entangled with Bai Mudan, but he couldn't say it out loud, "What are you going to do?! You know it's true."
Nie Yuan, but look at what you mean, why do you seem to want to take the initiative to jump into the fire pit? Binzi, can you be more careful? Don't do this~ Is it right?" The situation at this time was completely different from what the two Crows had imagined in advance.
Seeing the sad expressions of the crow and the little fox, Lu Dongbin laughed again, "Haha, don't worry, you two, I won't take the initiative to jump into the fire pit. I do love white peonies, but the one I love is the one that keeps me company."
'The flowers that have bloomed day and night for nine years are the childhood sweetheart girl whose heart was broken by 'me', and the 'wife' who failed to grow old together with 'me'. The two of us, the fate of three lives and three lifetimes, I
Already learned the lesson, hahahaha..."
"What? Does this count as having passed the bad fate of three lifetimes?" Birdman and Swing suddenly realized, "Then how will you get along with Bai Mudan next?"
"It has passed, but it is not a past. The dream seems real, but it is not real." Lu Dongbin looked towards the direction of Lingyin Temple, "I have passed half of this last life, and she is still missing something. What a bad fate, alas~