The youthful grass and trees are blooming, the flowers are fragrant, and the romance field is originally a lively place. Now the city is full of scholars. The young people are full of emotions and passion. The first one in their hearts is the beauty, and the second one is probably the beauty. So recently
The place becomes even more lively every day, with romantic talents and beauties everywhere, and the world of mortals is played out in the red gauze tent.
Han Xiangzi is a typical rich man. Even if he is not an extremely lecherous person, he often hangs out among the flowers under the moonlight. He loves to play with the girls under the steam of wine, drink a glass of wine, play the bamboo flute, and stay with the queen.
, accompanied by beauties, feeling the wandering clouds and the white moon, singing softly about the drizzle and mist. Han Xiangzi believed that the girls were confidants and beauties, and the relationship between them was like mountains and rivers, not a simple desire, but an elegant joy - but that's all
That's what happened.
It has been a long time since he left home, and the rich man has never been with a beautiful woman. At this moment, he was excited and hurried into a place with thousands of flowers. He spent money like water and was intoxicated, and found a beautiful girl to keep him company. Red candles and jade dishes, good wine and beautiful women, a man and a woman sang.
Composing poems, playing flute and singing music, we had a great time, but when we were about to discuss the music "in depth", a woman's noise suddenly came from the room next to her, which seemed to be "indecent and forced".
"Is your courtyard the kind of evil place that makes things difficult for others?!" Han Xiangzi was furious and stood up to seek justice. "I, Han Xiangzi, have always hated evil as much as enemies. Although I looked for flowers and willows, I only looked for red flowers and green willows that were in season.
The evil behavior of forcing good people to be good will never be allowed!"
The energetic young man walked out of the door and happened to see a girl in lotus embroidery running away. The girl was not slow and her movements were vigorous. She avoided many minions and villains in Feng Yuechang and escaped out of the door smoothly.
At the same time, several big men were about to chase the woman, but Han Xiangzi didn't allow them to succeed. He sternly scolded him and others as shameless scum, and then started fighting directly, beating the other party until they cried for father and mother.
The landlady of Fengyuechang was furious and recruited several minions to besiege Han Xiangzi, but they were no match and they were all defeated. Just when the landlady was about to send people to ask the government for help, two gangsters approached and revealed Han Xiangzi's identity.
, saying that he was a rich man from the Jianghuai River and a nephew of the same clan as Han Changli. He was rich and powerful, and had superb martial arts skills. He was invincible in all the surrounding counties and counties. After hearing this, the proprietress immediately turned from anger to joy. She seemed to have some ideas in mind, so not only
He no longer called for anyone from the government, ordered his minions to retreat, and apologized respectfully to Han Xiangzi in person.
To say that someone who can open a romantic field in this area must have a strong background, he is definitely not afraid of Han Changli, but Han Xiangzi is rich, and the landlady must be polite for the sake of money. Besides, the young man's strength is indeed not low, if
If he gets anxious and kills a few people, it will be difficult to deal with. The gain outweighs the loss. It is better to cajole, tease, and use his abilities to solve the "problems" he encounters.
After making up her mind, the landlady asked the girls to come forward to calm the rich man's mood, saying that everything was a misunderstanding, saying that the girl who just ran out was not a good family who had been robbed and forced, but the housewife of a certain customer who came here to cause trouble because of jealousy.
.Han Xiangzi was young and full of energy, but no matter how angry or strong he was, he couldn't withstand the gentle fragrance and gentle drizzle of the beauties. He quickly subsided, and then the landlady ordered someone to send him to the courtyard.
The rich man carefully compared the roster and confirmed that the girl just now was not from Fengyueyuan. He felt less psychologically burdened and started to play happily with the girls - no more details.
After handling the fight, the landlady turned and left the room, walked to a banquet table in the corner of the hall, softly apologized to the four guests here, and thanked the "two hooligans" for informing Han Xiangzi's identity and martial arts skills. The four people at this table
There is something special about the guests: one is a thin man who is not close to women. He has raised his eyebrows and looked angry since he entered the door. Although he is not tall, he has a strong aura, like a king and emperor. Everyone who looks at him is in awe from the bottom of his heart.
; There is also a suave and handsome man who looks like a scholar, but his manners are casual and his words are free and frivolous. He is very different from ordinary men and more like a prodigal; the rest are the two who helped.
The gangsters are a man and a woman. The male gangster is a typical lecherous gangster, his eyes are always staring at the girls and he is looking around, frivolous and rude. The female gangster is a rare one who likes to eat girls. Such a beautiful person has an extremely ugly appearance.
What a waste of her good looks.
Because the four guests spent a lot of money and gave away a lot of gold, silver, and precious accessories, the landlady paid special attention to this table. At this time, she used the excuse of apologizing and thanking them to try to find out the identities of the four people, but no matter how she asked, she could not find out.
I couldn't ask any questions, so I was dismissed by the delicious girl in a few words. When the landlady continued to ask questions, the thin man gave her a sharp look, which scared her so much that her heart and lungs became cold. She didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore and hurriedly
He apologized and left. As he walked, the landlady murmured to herself, wondering secretly, thinking that even if she saw the emperor, she would not be so panicked, and she didn't know what happened today.
The gangster girl who loves to eat and make trouble must be Swing. She listened to the boss lady's "heartfelt voice" and subconsciously smiled and said: "Brother Monkey, don't be angry. Isn't it just that you didn't do well in the exam? As for being so angry,
?You scare mortals."
The lustful hooligan, the birdman, said: "Yes, monkey spirit, don't be angry. We didn't expect you to do well in the exam. A mere monkey, hehe, actually wants to take the Jinshi or the top scholar exam. Isn't that a big deal?
.Don’t think that having more pecans means you are smarter. Monkeys are monkeys. It doesn’t matter how many walnuts they eat. It’s good to be able to count how many peaches there are on the tree every year. Hahaha…” This guy is just deliberately trying to make people angry.
.
The thin man was naturally Sun Wukong. He glared at the crow who was gloating about his misfortune and said angrily: "The test questions didn't bother me. Even if I didn't get the Jinshi or the top scholar, it wouldn't bother me. I'm just a few scholars who hate the Han family.
, how dare they curse in front of me."
The young and handsome Lu Dongbin smiled and said: "Great Sage, this is your fault. Calling you a monkey...isn't it a curse?" Since he was born, he has been protected by Sun Wukong and others for many years. Chunyangzi regards the Monkey King as a brother.
I don't have any scruples about how I treat and speak, and I can joke around freely.
Swing and Birdman answered: "Yes, you are like a monkey, you are correct in every sense, hahaha..."
Seeing the three crows laughing wantonly, Sun Wukong was so angry that he blushed, "Are you three looking for trouble!? Crows, little fox, do you deserve a beating!? And you, Lu Dongbin, you should still have some memories of the past, right?
?!Speak of the former Supreme Golden Immortal, the man who dares to compete with Emperor Donghua, can you maintain your identity and stop learning wisecracks from two hooligans! Can you learn it well?!"
Lu Dongbin said: "Wukong, what you said is wrong again. Don't you know whether you can learn well? Whose great sage in heaven, true Buddha in Lingshan, and future king of the demon clan came to the human world to take the test when he has nothing to do?
The number one scholar? What's more, you stole someone else's identity to take the exam, and even beat up a few "brothers of the same race". In addition, Han Xiangzi, who did nothing, was scolded for you. Tsk tsk tsk, Great Sage, aren't you just like Bird Man?
Did they learn the swing?"
"..." Sun Wukong's face turned redder, like a small stove. He held it in for a long time before squeezing out a sentence from between his teeth, "Yes, you are absolutely right. He just had too much contact with two idiots and gangsters. I will learn from you, Sun Wukong."
That’s bad! I’m so angry!”
"Hahaha..." Lu Dongbin laughed again, "That's right~ The great sage has learned bad things, so what can't I learn from? Right? Just learn bad things, hahaha..."
Sun Wukong looked at Lu Dongbin and sighed: "Oh~ It's so disappointing. I thought Taoist Chunyang was a cold, steady and upright monk, but he turned out to be a libertine with a frivolous Taoist heart. It's so disappointing."
Crow smiled and said: "Is it disappointing? I think it's pretty good. Besides, you should say disappointing the monkey, right? Hahaha..."