The wind is flowing but not sudden, the sky is clear and bright, the grass has sprouted and the earth is green, and the flowers are blooming bright red. In this time of spring, young people go out in groups in twos and threes, sometimes advancing and retreating, flying kites, sometimes sitting
Chatting freely together, chatting about past stories and tomorrow's future, or talking in a hesitant whisper about the blazing fire in the windy land in the city in the morning, and the first sound of spring thunder that is about to sound.
I think back to a few days ago, Birdman and Swing were also here, chatting with Sun Wukong. Today, Sun Wukong left and was replaced by a Lei Zhenzi. The two guys were no longer as active as before, nervously waiting for the great Thunder God to lecture. As hooligans, Crow and
The little fox is most afraid of Lei Zhenzi, fearing that he will be punished or criticized if he says something wrong. Especially today, Lei Zhenzi was visibly unhappy, and the two gangsters would easily get beaten if they didn't get it right.
"Lei Lei Lei... Mr. Lei," the birdman praised cautiously, "you are really majestic. When the monkey spirit heard that the negotiations were over, he guessed that you might come here and was afraid of your majesty, so he ran away.
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"Really?" Lei Zhenzi said, "The Great Sage Qitian is afraid of me? What a joke! Even those big monsters don't take me seriously, how can the future Demon Emperor run away because of me?"
Swinging nodded secretly, thinking that they had guessed correctly. The great thunder god was angry because of the negotiation, "Uh... um... brother Lei Zi, how is the situation? Those monsters will be scared to death when they see you.
Kneel down and kowtow in panic, right? It must be what you said, because they don't have the guts to argue at all, right?"
"How can such a good thing happen!" Lei Zhenzi said through gritted teeth, "Why are you so rubbish? Kneel down and kowtow? Forget it, I almost kowtowed to them!"
"Hey, hey, Mr. Lei, that's an exaggeration. It's an exaggeration. I don't believe that those monsters dare to make you kowtow!" Crow said, "Who are you! The immortal of the Sanqing Sect, the great god of heaven, the punishment for controlling thunder and lightning is really
Ling is the number one person in the three realms who specializes in suppressing monsters. If you give the monsters eight hundred courages, they won’t dare to disrespect you!"
"Stop being like that!" Lei Zhenzi said, "Are you praising me or scolding me?! My position is important, but I can't be said to be the 'number one in the three realms'. I can only be said to be the 'leftover person'."
"Those who came down, whether it's Yang Jian or Nezha, who can't replace me? It's just that Yang Jian entered the official career and Nezha entered the military career, but I couldn't succeed in the high position and fell into the current position."
Birdman and Swing looked at each other and saw the same meaning in each other's eyes. They secretly said: "The shameless and ugly Thunder God has already become the boss of the God of Thunder, but he actually seems to be wronged! If not he can't beat him.
He, I really want to beat him!"
"Stab~" Lei Zhenzi glanced at the two gangsters, with tiny lightning flashes between his eyebrows, "Are you scolding me? I heard it."
"No, no, no, no...Brother Lei Zi, I didn't scold you," the biggest thief on the swing immediately betrayed the birdman and plucked himself out, "It's my father who is dissatisfied with you."
"Hey! I...you...Jade Swing, you bastard!" Birdman's face changed drastically and he quickly explained, "Master Lei, don't listen to the nonsense of children. I am not dissatisfied with you! I have always respected you.
, I worship you and regard you as my idol and the beacon for my progress, how can I be dissatisfied!"
"Isn't that right~?" Lei Zhenzi asked, "You are a gangster and you regard me as your idol. Are you not scolding me?!"
"Uh..." It's over. The drawings are getting darker and darker. The crow's hair stands on end and his whole body is shaking like a sieve. "Master Lei, please don't scare me, okay? I can't stand being scared! If you have anything unhappy, just tell me."
Come out, don’t be so cold-faced here, you’re quite shy to begin with, and your expression like this is really scary!”
"You're just arrogant! You crow spirit, why did you learn a Northeastern dialect from your daughter!" Lei Zhenzi was amused by the bird man and laughed. He no longer had a gloomy face and changed to a relaxed expression, "Okay, okay
Come on, you two, don’t pretend to be so scared. If you were really scared, you would have run away long ago. How can you wait for me to come?” After relaxing, the guardian Lei Ling breathed a sigh of relief and briefly talked about the general situation of the negotiations in the Daughter Kingdom.
"...There are some achievements, but not much. Due to the existence of the demon world, I still don't know the future of the demon clan. I can't formulate a long-term strategy. After all, if the demons really enter the demon world, they will no longer be subject to
Heavenly control.”
The birdman said: "What you said is right, but it's also wrong. You don't actually need to care whether the monsters stay or go. You just need to set the rules according to the rules of the Three Realms. If the monsters can abide by them, they will continue to stay in the mortal world.
, if you can’t stand it, then go to the demon world.”
"That's what you say, but the methods can't be so blunt." Lei Zhenzi said, "You Crows are not insiders after all. You think of everything too simply, too idealistic, and not enough consideration. You don't know the difficulties of Lei Zhong's daily work. Three Realms
The rules of heaven are very flexible when it comes to the rules of the mortal world. The details need to be controlled by the Three Gods of Justice according to local conditions. If they are too rigid, it will easily lead to resistance from the monsters, which is definitely not what we want. Crows, little foxes, I have said it many times,
The Jiutian Yingyuan Mansion is not only the divine ministry of punishment and law enforcement, but also the hub for guarding stability. It cannot mess around in order to show its majesty, but must focus on harmony. Besides, I have also said that all living beings in the three realms are the objects of my protection, and demons
The clan is no exception. From the bottom of my heart, I don’t like groups of demons entering the demon world.”
"Oh~? Brother Lei Zi still has this idea?" The little fox was a little surprised, "I thought you were eager to drive away the demon clan."
"Not only you think so, most people also think so." Lei Zhenzi said slightly sadly, "Everyone in the world thinks that the Dharma God of Lei Department is fierce and domineering, more terrifying than the ghosts of the King of Hell, and acts in a straightforward manner without flexibility, but they ignore it.
The thunder and lightning in the sky are splitting and forking, spreading like tree roots and tentacles across the sky and the earth, sensing the thoughts of all living beings, and they are by no means impersonal. Thunder shows people with its sound and light, it is terrifying, but it rarely falls to the ground, and most of it stays high in the sky.
——Deterrence is the norm, and frontal bombardment is rare. Unfortunately, the world does not understand us thunder gods. They only know that we are scary and scary. In recent years, a new theory has come from nowhere, saying that the characteristics of thunder are sharp, and the muscles after being hit by lightning
It hurts, so Thor is a sarcastic person - I'm so angry, don't let me find the source of this, otherwise I will kill him!"
"Uh..." Birdman got excited and said loudly, "Who is so bold as to dare to slander the God of Thunder? That's so abominable - it's definitely not me!"
"Hey? So that's it!" Swing said excitedly as if he wanted to understand something, "I used to wonder why brother Lei Zi was in the shape of a thunder tree, but now I know the reason. Brother Lei Zi, you are a tree in the sky.
, the thunder and lightning are the roots and branches, the wind and clouds are the mosaic and leaves of the tree, the tall tree sucks the awe of all living beings in the three realms, and protects the earth's spirits from the crisis in the sky. The purple shadow cast by the tall tree is the meaning of deterrence, and if it is too evil, it will
The tall trees bear fruit and unleash lightning strikes.”
"Really? Haha, the explanation is too forced." Lei Zhenzi said, "I don't know why I have the body of thunder wood. I just hope that the six circles will be stable and there will be less chaos. This time I come to you, in addition to being with you.
The two idiots chatted, talked about what was on their mind, and also agreed to meet the future 'Eight Immortals.'" Guardian Lei Ling turned to look at the advanced thunder and lightning that was gradually dispersing in the distance, "Including Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi, there are only eight immortals.
One person is missing. When the last one is found and the eight people return to their positions, this mortal world will have its own 'Lord of Mortal Gods'. As the leader of the God of Thunder, I should talk to him and others about matters in the mortal world.
Let’s communicate with each other and talk about the future order.”
"That's fine." Birdman and Swing said, "Then you go."
"Aren't you two together?" Lei Zhenzi said, "Shouldn't you be the one to introduce me?"
"No need, right?" The crow and the little fox just wanted to run away. "You are all gods. How can we be qualified to recommend you?" ωωw..net
"Hey~ As long as the money is in place, nothing will go backwards~" Lei Zhenzi opened his mouth and said the slogan of Qiu Bird Cave, and threw a spiritual stone to each of the crow and the little fox, "I'll hire you to introduce them, okay?"
"This..." The crow and the little fox were still unwilling, "It's a little less~ Mr. Lei, are you too stingy?"
"Cut the nonsense! Let's go!"
Without any explanation, Zi Lei jumped up and headed straight for the "Eight Immortals". Bird Man and Swing followed reluctantly, but they muttered curses in their mouths, "You're really stingy... the scumbag thunder god... so mean.