Without explanation, Birdman and Swing beat the Dragon Prince so hard that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he screamed in pain. It was not until the two fools "kindly" asked Ao Cang to say his "last words" that the unlucky little Dragon King finally had a chance to explain.
After listening to the words of the Dragon Prince, the two excited hooligans who learned the "truth" became even more excited. The birdman scolded the swing for hitting "his brother-in-law", and the little fox scolded the crow for hitting "her best friend brother". The two idiots became more and more angry as they talked, and soon
Fight into a ball.
"..." After receiving a beating in vain, Prince Long squatted beside him and felt aggrieved. After waiting for a long time, the two fools did not end their fight. He could only say, "Brother Birdman, Sister Swing, it's okay, it's all a misunderstanding.
I don’t blame you.”
"Whoops!" The two gangsters who were fighting fiercely one moment reconciled directly the next moment. Birdman said: "Since you said you don't blame us, then you can follow your wish. But you have to agree in advance that today's matter must be kept secret.
, you can’t tell Beibei, it can’t affect my evil plan of entering the East China Sea and trying to seize the Dragon Clan.”
"Okay, okay, okay, I won't expose Brother Birdman's evil plan, but Brother Birdman, you should think carefully about how to complete the first step of 'bringing in'." Standing up despite the pain all over his body, Ao Cang turned into a dragon.
He flew to a small lake, jumped in, and lay down comfortably in the water to rest, "Oh~ Brother Birdman and Sister Swing either hit me or scolded me every time. They are so rude."
"What are you saying? We are not beating or scolding you, we are caring for you." The crow and the little fox followed to the lake. The birdman took off two feathers and used one as a fan for each of them, and gently fanned the innocent Dragon Prince.
Refeng said, "Cang, you just promised not to blame us, you have to keep your word."
"Yes, yes, yes, I don't blame you two." Ao Cang asked, "Huh? Lu Dongbin has just awakened, and you two didn't accompany the 'Eight Immortals'. Why did you rush back instead? It must be for me and Zhenying, right?
How did you know I was here? In order to surprise you two, I never disclosed my whereabouts."
Birdman said: "Forget it! Don't play like this in the future. This is not a 'surprise', it's just a 'fright'! On the way back, we already started thinking about what we would be reincarnated in the next life after being beaten to death by Li Lao San."
Animal!"
Swing said: "It was Han Xiangzi who said it. You don't know yet, right? There are two 'Eight Immortals' awakening, Lu Dongbin and Han Xiangzi."
"Oh!? That Brother Han is actually the 'Eight Immortals'?!" Ao Cang said with a smile, "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, no wonder I felt like listening to his flute music that day. This music should only exist in heaven, how many can it be in this world?
The feeling of smelling back.”
"Stop talking nonsense." The little fox said with disdain, "The tune played by Han Xiangzi is much better than the tune in the sky." Unfortunately, no matter how good it sounds, it is just "that stuff" in the swing.
The birdman said: "Thanks to Han Xiangzi's casual remarks, we knew that you were here, otherwise... tsk tsk tsk, if we came back a step later, you and Zhenying would have children, right? In that case, Li Laosan
We must be killed."
"Hey! Brother Birdman, don't talk like that!" Ao Cang said, "Zhenying and I are not ignorant people, so we won't mess around."
"But Li Laosan is a person who doesn't know the importance of things! He will do whatever he wants!" Crow Crow said in a slightly critical tone, "Are you tired of living? How dare you appear in the same place as Zhenying? If you want to die,
Don’t trouble us!”
"Hehehe... don't be angry, don't be angry, you two, don't be angry." Ao Cang said with a smile, "I didn't do anything, nothing happened. I didn't know Zhenying was here in advance, and I didn't get along with Zhenying.
Yes, I think the Third Prince Nezha will not be so violent and barbaric."
"It's hard to say." Zhuqian said, "Last time Zixiao Palace distributed Hongmeng auspicious energy, it was not easy for ordinary gods to get a share. Most of them were shared by several people, but Li Laosan, who has gathered thousands of favors, was stunned.
After receiving three portions, after years of refining, he is now full of food and drink, and full of strength. Maybe he can find someone to vent his anger on when he has nothing to do."
"Speaking of Hongmeng Ruiqi, Brother Birdman and Sister Swing, don't you have any?" Ao Cang said, "I remember one time you were bragging, saying that you had met Daozu Hongjun and had a very good relationship with Daozu. You should be part of it, right?"
?”
"What do you mean by bragging!? We have really met Uncle Hongjun!" Birdman patted his chest and said proudly, "I also tell you that I once had a competition with Uncle Hongjun and lasted several rounds.
Woolen cloth!"
"Really or not?!" Ao Cang was shocked, "You actually had a discussion with Taoist Hongjun!? Brother Birdman, you are not bad!"
Swing asked the birdman in a low voice, "Dad, by 'sparring' you mean that time when you held Uncle Hongjun's thigh to beg for the treasure, and got slapped by him several times? Each mouth counts as one round?"
"Shut up!" Birdman glanced at the swing and signaled her to stop talking. He ducked in front of the little fox, and the crow continued to fool Ao Cang, "As for Hongmeng Ruiqi... don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, wait until you have time.
I will go to Zixiao Palace to ask for it from Uncle Hongjun, and he will definitely be able to give it to me. We have such a good relationship, why don’t we give it to you, and it has to be a lot - I will hire a car to go there, and a big truck to pull it back."
Seeing his father bragging, Swing squatted silently on the ground and drew a circle with a crow's feather to curse the birdman, "Lies and big words will be punished sooner or later! Can Uncle Hongjun give you luck? What a joke! Even if you meet Uncle Hongjun
, I guess it doesn’t matter what you ask for, and it won’t work no matter what you ask for.”
As a person with a very small chance of becoming Crow's brother-in-law, Ao Cang knew the virtues of Birdman very well, so he would not believe his words, but he did not dare to expose them. "My imperial grandmother and father each received a supreme golden immortal level.
The eldest brother, the second brother, and the third brother all get a small amount of Daluo Jinxian level auspiciousness, the fourth sister gets a small amount of Taiyi Jinxian level auspiciousness, the fifth brother is out of bounds, he must not have it, the sixth brother has it, and
There are still a lot, probably a large amount of Taiyi Golden Immortal-level auspicious energy, which seems to be the benefit of the special secret team, and then there is me, I also have a little bit of Golden Immortal-level auspicious energy."
The swing asked: "Where's Beibei? Doesn't Beibei have any?"
"No." Ao Cang said, "Seventh sister is not the current Dragon King, so of course she doesn't have one, but if you want, hey, do you two understand?"
"Understood~" Birdman said, "Can't the second generation of gods enter the divine position anytime and anywhere? Especially top second generations like you."
"But there's no need to go to Heaven to ask for it." Swing said sarcastically, "Anyway, my dad said that sooner or later, I can pull Hongmeng's auspicious energy back one by one, and Beibei can naturally refine it at will. Right, dad?"
"Uh..." Crow scratched his cheek, nodded perfunctorily and said with a smile, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a matter of time, no rush, no rush, just pull back one car after another, and then we will have a meal with Hongmeng Ruiqi."
, braised pork ribs with auspicious energy, haha..."
"Tch~" The little fox glared at her father, not bothering to argue with him about bragging. Swing was more concerned about the problems of Ao Cang and Li Zhenying, as well as the matter of Heng Miao. "About Zhenying and you, we actually have nothing to talk about.
There is a blood feud between Li Laosan and your family. It is impossible for you two to marry. This is cruel, but it is an unchangeable reality. I think you two should know the right way to avoid making irreparable mistakes."
"I know." Ao Cang sighed, "Sigh~ In fact, I also wanted to hire two people to solve the dilemma. They are not even afraid of Qunxing Hall and Wa Palace. They should be able to deal with the grudge between the third prince Nezha and my clan, right?
"
"You can stay where you want to cool off." Swing said, "If you can't handle this matter, you can go find whoever you like."
Bird Man said: "That is a mortal feud, a mortal grudge that no one can resolve."
Ao Cang shrugged, thinking that even the Crows and his daughter would not dare to accept the case, let alone others.
"On the contrary, Heng Miao," the little fox pouted and kept smacking the girl Huaichun's question, "Heng Miao is worth studying. She actually likes a middle-aged Taoist man. Isn't there a high probability that she will get entangled with a man with a family?
?Become a concubine, a mistress or something like that? Tsk tsk tsk, this taste and idea are a little bit bad, how can I get it over to her?"
Birdman was also worried, "Yes, what should I do?"
Ao Cang said: "Actually...it seems good to like the middle-aged Taoist heart...uh...wrong, wrong, wrong, Brother Birdman, Sister Swing, don't stare at me, I'm standing with you
On the side!"
In an uninhabited wilderness with beautiful scenery, there is a fox, a crow, and a dragon. The three of them talk to each other, "each has his own opinion," and carefully think about how to change Heng Miao's mind. However, they don't know.
At this moment, the girl met a man who met her standards in every aspect.
"Oh~ everyone in Qiu Bird Mountain, the little green hat is back! Sister Yeyi, Huang Rong, Dabai, Xiaobai, Jiujiu are also back with the little green hat! Do you miss the little green hat? Oh, by the way,
The little green hat also brought back an uncle, his name is Lu Zhang, and I heard he is Dabai’s uncle!”