The crow and the little fox may be nervous about possible fights in the future, but as long as they return to their daughter's country, they can relax and feel much more relaxed.
Early in the morning, the red sun shone brightly, and then...then there was nothing. It wasn't until noon that the two idiots got up, washed themselves up, and went out to play hooligans. Today's weather is excellent, the wind is sunny, and there are no clouds.
In this nice weather, there are many couples going out to play. The streets are full of pairs of men and women, all of them are having fun and laughing. They feel so uncomfortable, but they make the crows unhappy, and they keep cursing in their mouths.
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"Dad, what are you mumbling about again?" said the little fox holding a few skewers in his hand, "You don't want to get a wife again, do you?"
"What, can't it?" Birdman grabbed a skewer and took an angry bite, "You loser, I asked you to invite Chunfeng out for shopping, but you didn't even invite me - I raised you in vain!"
"Chunfeng has to give music lessons to the children today, so he has no time to accompany us." Zhuqi said, "Besides, even if she comes, what can you do? Do you have money? Can you buy her clothes and a piano?
Is that okay? You scumbag has the nerve to call me a loser. No matter how useless I am, I can at least afford a few skewers. What about you? You still have to steal my food."
"..." The clean-faced bird man was speechless and could only sit on a bench by the roadside and sulk, "God is not discerning, so why can't he let me make some money!"
When the two hooligans were bickering, there was suddenly a noise not far away. They listened attentively and found out that someone had won the jackpot and received dozens of fairy stones. The crow and the little fox became even more angry, cursing God for having a shady conspiracy.
The two of them have also drawn many prizes, but they have never won once. The most they receive are consolation prizes, such as paper towels, toothbrushes, toothpaste, laundry detergent and other cheap things.
"It's so unreasonable. Can't we just let us win a big prize?!" Birdman said angrily, "I suspect that the will of heaven is against us!"
The little fox gnawed off the remaining piece of meat, wiped his mouth with his tail in a very "qualified" manner, and said: "Dad, if we win a prize, a really big prize, what do you want to do?"
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"Winning the jackpot?" Birdman looked up at the empty sky, "Of course I bought a luxury mobile magic weapon. As a man, I definitely bought a house and a car, but I'm not interested in a house. I just buy a car."
"What kind should I buy?"
"RV, a very big one." Birdman said, "It has a bed, a sofa, a table and chairs, a kitchen, and a mobile phone and computer game console. Oh, by the way, we also need to add a wheel with wheels in the back.
Pulled by a cage cart."
"Why get an extra cage car with wheels?"
"I'll live with you." Crow smiled, "You are my favorite little baby. Now that your father is rich, of course I can't forget you, hahaha..."
"Bah! You live in a RV and I live in a cage? You crow spirit is the most heartless!" Swing said, "But it's good to have an RV. You can drive it out for travel and park it wherever you go. It can be used anywhere. If so,
When we get to the outskirts, we can go hiking and exploring the mountains and rivers during the day, and at night we can watch the stars and the moon, and count the Milky Way. Oh my, it’s really nice.”
"Not bad." Birdman said, "I drive the RV to various cities, appreciate the architectural scenery in different areas, feel the local customs of different cultures, go to the snack street to taste the authentic dishes, and go to the folk shop to buy some special things. Oops,
The more you think about it, the better.”
"In fact, in addition to RVs, you can also buy a yacht and go out to sea." Swing said, "Although there are not many people on the sea, there are countless small islands hidden in it. Each island has its own period of time, and there are also
With unique landscapes and species, you can have at least one unusual adventure on each island. And it is more fun than on land at night. The Milky Way falls into the water and the moon comes over the boat, the fish swallow the stars and cause ripples, the mountains are covered with delicate corals, and the pearls are decorated with paintings.
Xiao Guanghan. If the weather is calm, the sea is the most peaceful and secure place."
"I don't like nights at sea." The birdman said, "When there is no wind or waves, the water is dark and there is no sound in the surrounding areas, except for a solitary lamp. It is quite scary to think about it. It would be scary if there are wind and waves.
It's dark, the wind is high, the waves are roaring, the boat rises and falls with the wind and waves, the human heart rises and falls like the waves, and if you are not careful, you will be buried in the belly of the fish. Tsk, tsk, tsk, a motorhome is better, not a yacht."
"You don't want me to." Swing said, "Not only do I want to buy a yacht, but I also want to buy an island. Spend some money and get a small place of your own. There is only water around, no roads, and no one. What do you want to do?
Just do whatever you want, no one can control it. Renovate the island, dig a cave near the mountains and rivers to build a house, put a stone bed, stone table, stone chairs in the cave, make a hole in the middle and light a bonfire, and listen to the crackling sound at night
Falling asleep with firewood and waking up to the sound of rumbling water during the day, how wonderful it is - just like Brother Monkey’s Water Curtain Cave.”
"Beside mountains and rivers? Like a water curtain cave?" Birdman curled his lips, "Aren't you afraid of too much moisture? Aren't you afraid of noise?"
"Don't be afraid!" said the little fox, "I want to open up a piece of land on the island and plant some flowers... No, I want to plant all kinds of flowers on the entire island and grow some crops in the fields.
, then pen some chickens, ducks, geese and dogs, and let some cattle, horses, pigs and sheep go. I want to work at sunrise, rest at sundown, and live my whole life among the flowers in the countryside."
"The more I think about it, the more absurd it becomes." Crow said, "The island has strong winds and heavy rains. How can the flowers withstand the wind and rain? I'm afraid chickens, ducks, geese, and dogs can't stand the violent weather and various wild animals. Not to mention cows, horses, pigs, and sheep. The island is not
On the grassland, life is difficult for wild cattle, horses, sheep and pigs, let alone domesticated ones. You are just thinking nonsense."
"That's okay! That's okay! I'll do that as long as I say yes! You crow spirit, you have nothing to do with it!" Swing said angrily, "What about you! What are you going to do?"
"Since you bought the island, let me buy a house - originally I didn't want to buy a house." Birdman said, "I want to buy houses and land in various cities. I have many properties and many tenants.
From now on, I will live by collecting rent - just like my mother-in-law and the old monster. From now on, I will go downstairs to the breakfast shop to eat without having to pay, and I can also pack whatever I want. The beautiful female tenants will greet me every day, and the male tenants will be happy to see me.
When I lower my head and say hello, even the cat squatting on the street has to politely say 'meow meow' to me."
"Ouch, what a disgusting and tacky life~" Swing said, "Even if you win the lottery, it probably won't be enough to buy a large house in every city. Dad, don't fantasize."
The birdman said: "It's enough if I don't buy your island."
"That's not possible!" said the little fox, "I must buy my island!"
"Why! You have to buy a house first!"
“Buy the island first!”
“Buy a house!”
“Buy an island!”
"I'll fight you!"
"I'm afraid you won't succeed! Let's fight!"
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So, two idiots who didn't win the lottery actually fought over the distribution of the prize money. How do you evaluate them? Well... they are very innocent~