Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization, Harmony, Freedom, Equality, Justice, Rule of Law, Patriotism, Dedication, Integrity and Friendship
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Okay, let’s start the text.
I see that many readers are wondering why Oscar’s martial spirit is not a sausage.
By the way, I’d also like to give some popular science to readers who have just started reading.
First of all, this book is originally a combination of novels and comics (because the author has read both, and after such a long time, the impressions of the plot have become somewhat fused). Secondly, the original novel Oscar’s Sausage Martial Spirit has never been used by everyone.
Do you think it’s thunderous, disgusting, bt???
Maybe everyone has no impression of his martial arts and soul skills, so I will help you who are lazy to search them on Baidu.
The first is the comic version of soul skills and soul spells. I won’t emphasize them here, so I will briefly talk about them.
Cute and fragrant tender tofu. Restore soul power tender tofu.
Young and beautiful clove of garlic. Detoxifying sweet garlic.
Real mushrooms flying together. Flying mushrooms.
Hot girl is hot. Hot girl is hot. Violent pepper.
I haven’t read the rest yet, but based on my current progress, these four are enough.
Then there is the novel version of Soul Technique Soul Curse.
(Core values to ward off evil spirits)
The following are Oscar's nine soul skills. The author will arrange them one by one in the form of "soul spell soul skill name":
I have a big sausage. Restore the big sausage.
I have a small sausage. A small detoxifying sausage.
I have a mushroom sausage. Rapidly flying mushroom sausage.
I have a pink sausage. I have a pink sausage.
I have a dark green intestine. A dark green intestine that goes beyond the limits.
I have a mirror intestine. I copy the mirror intestine.
Stand firm golden fly. Stiff golden fly.
I have a root caterpillar. Crystal caterpillar intestine.
I have diamond sausage. Half more diamond sausage.
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After looking at this list, who dares to say that it is not disgusting? Dou Er and Caitou’s cigar martial arts are similar to this, with exactly the same style, which left me speechless.
Oh, the golden fly is Viagra. (The author barely guessed this based on the comments from readers of the original work and the obscene conversations between the brothers in the original work)
I would like to ask you, among these nine soul skills and soul spells, which one will not give people a fixed association, and which one will not make people feel that their spirit has been offended. Let's just say.
There is another even more outrageous thing, that is, the seventh soul skill, the Sturdy Golden Fly, has a different set of gestures and movements from the orchid fingers of the other eight soul skills, but has another set^v^
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The following is the original text:
[Oscar stands with his feet open, squats down slightly, takes a deep breath, makes fists with both hands and stretches his arms straight in front of his chest, with his palms facing down.
Yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black, the seven best soul ring combinations quietly appeared on him. The martial soul has been released. It seems that there is nothing special about Oscar now, and he even has a neutral look on his face.
It also has a somewhat sacred feeling.
But then the whole process of releasing his soul skills left his friends stunned.
The stretched out arms were suddenly retracted, and the fists were also turned over, with the palms facing upward until they were brought to the waist. While retracting the arms, he made an obscene movement of straightening the waist.
"Stand firm, firm, golden fly."
When he shouted "Stay strong", he would do the action of closing his fist and straightening his waist. When he shouted the word "Golden Fly", he retracted his left fist to his waist, raised and straightened his right arm, made a fist with his right hand, and raised only one middle finger diagonally.
Sky.
Looking at Oscar's appearance, everyone finally understood why he had been so reluctant to let everyone see his seventh soul skill. If I had to describe it in one sentence, it would be that it is not the most wretched, only more wretched.
Ning Rongrong fell directly into the arms of Xiao Wu, who was bewildered. Everyone else's expressions became extremely strange, their facial muscles twitched, and they were suppressing laughter, but they really couldn't help it.
The seventh soul ring on his body also shone. In an instant, the golden light spread all over Oscar's body, and then returned to the tip of his right middle finger, gradually condensing into shape.
A golden fly the size of a soybean appeared out of thin air on his middle finger, and the golden light on Oscar's body also disappeared.】
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Let’s just say, this kind of action and this kind of description, if you take off your clothes, what is the difference between it and the habit of showing off your genitals?
As for that?
I think Oscar’s character is pretty good among the three old students...?
Dai Mubai, scumbag, coward; (novel version)
Ma Hongjun, piao, promiscuity; (novel version)
Dare I ask if Oscar was gambling, cheating, or cheating on other people's feelings? Does he deserve to be so blackmailed?
In order to highlight Tang San's purity and purity, he really stepped on Oscar.
No need, really no need.
However, after writing it for so long, the author suddenly regretted using the comic version of the setting.
Let’s just say, I changed the name to ham sausage, starch sausage, pork sausage, smoked sausage, crispy sausage, corn sausage, etc... Wow. (If any fan author uses this setting, let me know, I will definitely support it(
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By the way, I’ll add a few more adjectives, just like a soft advertisement (making money!). It’s the author’s fault if I don’t make you hungry (laughs)
I wonder if there is a prototype for Oscar, which old reader or friend of the original author?
The author can only say that if Oscar has a prototype, the person who provided the inspiration is really a victim of criticism.
If not... I can only make a reasonable guess here (okay, with a little malice), probably emphasizing whatever is missing.
above.
Let me make a statement by the way.
The author doesn't have much bias against the original work, otherwise I wouldn't be so conscientious in demining and fixing bugs, but there are some that I really can't stand if I can't stand it.