Chapter 53: A gentleman talks but doesn’t do anything
Luo Dongxi threw away the needle and rope and said with a smile: "I wonder where you guys come from?"
"An ordinary sect monk." Lin Tian replied casually.
"Oh? Since you are a disciple of a small sect, you have to keep a low profile." Luo Dongxi opened the folding fan and spoke calmly.
"The water outside is very deep."
Lin Tian: "Oh."
"What the hell are you talking about? Why do you want to draw a line? If there is no water, there is only water in your mind." Li Chengdao sneered at Luo Dongxi.
Luo Dongxi glanced at Li Chengdao, "If you don't respect me outside, I have a hundred ways to kill you, but this is the City Lord's Mansion, you are very lucky."
"I plan to give you a chance to compare poems. If you win, I will let you go after we get out."
Li Chengdao chuckled and pointedly said, "I hope you can still stand and go out."
Then he stopped Mo Bai, who was about to persuade him, and said to Luo Dongxi, "Since you want to compare poetry? Well, come on, whoever loses will be beaten."
"I'll let you know what Dongling Shixian is."
Luo Dongxi, who was wearing pink clothes, shook his fan and said coquettishly, "Yes, but the content of the poem is specified by the other party. To put it simply, if I tell a story, you have to immediately write a poem to tell the story, and vice versa. How?
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Li Chengdao said confidently: "Come on, there is no poem that I, the Dongling Shixian, cannot write."
"Okay, the story I told is very simple. The name of the story is that the queen gives birth to a child." Luo Dongxi said.
"In the first sentence of the story, an emperor's queen gave birth to a child."
Li Chengdao was a little surprised, "So simple?"
"Haha, it's that simple." Luo Dongxi seemed to have succeeded in his conspiracy.
Li Chengdao nodded, "The emperor sent down a golden dragon last night."
"Okay, second sentence of the story, but the baby is a girl."
Li Chengdao looked dull: "???"
The crowd talked a lot, "This guy has been fooled. No matter what story the first sentence tells, as long as the second sentence is deliberately changed to something that conflicts with the first sentence of the poem, wouldn't it be impossible for even the gods to write it?"
Luo Dongxi folded his fans and smiled, "Where's the second line of the poem? Are you mute?"
Li Chengdao cursed this bitch in his heart. He was still careless. He subconsciously thought it was a boy, so he used the golden dragon as a metaphor in the first sentence.
Lin Tian saw Li Chengdao's dilemma and said, "Since we are comparing poems with the two of us, let me do the next one."
Luo Dongxi was sure of victory, "Whatever!"
Li Chengdao felt that even he, the Dongling Shixian, was not good enough, and Brother Lin was certainly not good enough.
If he wanted to stop Lin Tian, he might as well make a fool of himself.
But when I saw the look in Lin Tian's eyes, I understood.
He consciously stepped back and gave up his position.
Lin Tian took over Li Chengdao's position, "The second line of the poem is to transform into Yao Ji descending to the nine heavens."
Everyone heard Lin Tianbu's second line, which was originally gender-contradictory. They didn't expect that the second line of the poem could be changed back, and they clapped their hands and applauded.
Luo Dongxi tightened the folding fan in his hand and reacted so quickly. He lowered his head and thought for a moment, then raised his head again to regain his confidence.
"The third sentence of the story, it turned out that he died just after giving birth."
Li Chengdao: "..." Damn it, luckily I didn't pick it up, but can Brother Lin handle it?
Lin Tianfei quickly received the message: "I guess I can't keep him in this world."
Luo Dongxi wiped his sweat and said, "In the fourth sentence of the story, the emperor sent someone to throw his daughter into the pond."
"Turn over and jump into the Crystal Palace."
"Okay!" The crowd cheered. These four lines of poetry perfectly explained the content of the story, and the plot was even more twists and turns.
Lin Tian took advantage of Luo Dongxi's daze, took the folding fan from his hand, and fanned himself, "How?"
"Don't be complacent, we haven't decided the winner yet!" Luo Dongxi gritted his teeth.
Then he approached Lin Tian and whispered: "Make up a simple story. When I get out, I will forget the past."
"If you let me make a fool of myself, I am the disciple of the second elder Qianqiu. You know the consequences."
In addition to the five major immortal sects in Donglingzhou, the second echelon is Tianya Hai Pavilion, Qianqiu Sect, etc. Luo Dongxi, as the disciple of the second elder of Qianqiu, his status is not low.
Lin Tian pretended to be scared and gave him a look, "Don't worry."
Then he said loudly: "The content of the story I published is also very simple. The name of the story is Love and Hate Entanglement."
"Listen carefully, the first sentence of the story is, 'Jieqing' master, how dare you compete with the poor Taoist 'Wugen' for the 'Yin Yang' monk."
The scene suddenly became quiet. Everyone felt their scalps numb as they carefully understood the information contained in this sentence. The identities and identities of three people who could not have a family actually acted out this complicated entanglement of love and hate...
Fortunately, I don't have to write a poem based on this sentence.
Li Chengdao: "..." Brother Lin made a decisive kill.
Luo Dongxi was stunned. What kind of ghost story is this? Why is the first sentence so confusing?
He gave Lin Tianshi a hard wink, please change it quickly or I will kill you!
Lin Tianze responded with his eyes, "Don't worry, I'll make something simple for you."
Then he said: "I was just kidding. The story I am going to tell is actually about the five brothers."
"In the first sentence of the story, the fifth child said to the fourth child that the third child was the second child!"
After hearing this, Luo Dongxi felt his head buzzing.
Lin Tian saw him in a daze and urged: "Come on, why are you mute?"
Luo Dongxi's face turned red from holding it in, and he put his hands down for a long time: "I admit defeat."
He narrowed his eyes, gritted his teeth and whispered: "Very good, I will remember you. It's best not to leave the Fallen Immortal City."
Lin Tian didn't care: "Are your eyes uncomfortable? Why are you squinting? Is there sand in it? Do you want me to help you dig it out?"
"you……"
When Li Chengdao heard Luo Dongxi admitting defeat, he quickly stepped forward and said, "I'm willing to admit defeat and stand still to be slapped."
"You dare?" Luo Dongxi immediately threatened, "I am the disciple of the second elder of Qianqiu Sect. If you take action, you know the consequences."
When everyone heard Luo Dongxi say that he was the second elder's disciple, they knew that the matter was over, and that the two of them might suffer his revenge in the future.
Sure enough, they heard Li Chengdao say, "I don't dare."
Then, Li Chengdao suddenly pointed behind Luo Dongxi and said in surprise: "Look behind you, your master!!!"
"My master?" Luo Dongxi looked back subconsciously.
When he turned around again, Li Chengdao's fist as big as a casserole hit him in the face, and Luo Dongxi fell to the ground.
"You, sneak attack..."
At that time, Lin Tian and Ye Honglin both used this trick, "Look behind you," in Yihongyuan, but neither one succeeded.
But now, he improved this trick, and sure enough, the effect was extraordinary, and Luo Dongxi was directly hit by it.
Li Chengdao directly hit him all over his body with his fists like rolling stones, "Let me let the dogs bite people, let me bully others, let's continue."
When Mo Bai saw this scene, he didn't let the strongman pull the two away, but was just about to speak to persuade them.
Lin Tianze couldn't bear it and immediately said to Mo Bai: "Brother Mo, I'm sorry for making you laugh. I'll go and persuade Brother Li."
Mo Bai nodded in agreement.
So, Lin Tian walked to Li Chengdao and persuaded him earnestly: "Brother Li, a gentleman should talk but not use his hands."
He pulled Li Chengdao to stand up, and then started to demonstrate by himself, with his hands behind his back, he quickly kicked Luo Dongxi with his feet, and at the same time muttered: "Grass and mud horse."
Then he looked at Li Cheng and said: "A gentleman uses his words but not his hands. Have you learned this?"
"And it still hurts when I use my hands, but it doesn't hurt when I use my feet."
As expected, Li Chengdao was extremely talented, and he knew it as soon as he learned it. He started doing the same movements as Lin Tian, and the two people's voices of "grass and mud horse" kept coming and going, full of rhythm.
Mo Bai covered his face and said helplessly: "Brother Lin and Brother Li, just be merciful and don't kick people to death."
Lin Tian and Li Chengdao nodded.
Luo Dongxi curled up, held his head and cried: "Stop, do you know who my father is!!!"
Lin Tian kept walking, "Who is your father? Didn't your mother tell you?"
Luo Dongxi's henchman Mei Pingwei saw that the situation was not good and got up to go to support.
When Ao Qingxue saw Mei Pingwei getting up, she went to stop him, but she was stopped instead.
She looked at Yue Jingxian in surprise, "Jingxian, why did you stop me?"
Yue Jingxian shook her head.
Then he handed Ao Qingxue a pink hammer and said, "When you convince others with your virtue, don't hurt yourself."
Ao Qingxue nodded and took the hammer, "Don't worry."
At this time, Mei Pingwei was rushing towards Lin Tian and Li Chengdao. Suddenly Li Chengdao pointed behind him in shock, "Fuck, look behind you..."
Mei Pingwei knew that this was how his master fell into the trap, so he sneered and said: "The donkey in Guizhou is at the end of his game, and he wants to do it again."
Then, with a "dang" sound, he lost consciousness.
Ao Qingxue weighed the hammer and said, "It's very loud. It's a good start."
Then she walked towards Lin Tian and waved her hand, "It's a small effort, no need to thank me."
However, Lin Tian and Li Chengdao ignored her at all and continued to kick Luo Dongxi.
"..." Ao Qingxue felt like a clown, and she threw the hammer forward angrily.
"Ouch..." Luo Dongxi was hit somewhere, screamed miserably, and fainted.
Lin Tian and Li Chengdao looked at the place where the hammer hit and felt their arms tremble. They looked at Luo Dongxi sympathetically and raised their hands together, "You did it!"