Seeing the annoying look on Zhang Ruoyu's face, Han Jiangxue snorted coldly, feeling unhappy.
"Xue Bao, do you have any tricks?"
Zhang Ruoyu pondered for a moment, frowned and asked, "You can not only coax my aunt into a beautiful state, but also make her instantly disgusted with you and wish you could kill you with a knife."
When Han Jiangxue heard this, she almost raised her high heels and kicked this bastard in the face.
Listen, is it human language?
"As long as your aunt still has one brain cell alive, no one can satisfy you." Han Jiangxue curled her lips and said.
"Are you good at chatting?" Zhang Ruoyu glared at Han Jiangxue.
Han Jiangxue said calmly: "Then you speak human language."
Zhang Ruoyu was a little worried.
He scratched his head and said with a sad face: "You can't let my aunt suffer because of our divorce, right? That's too selfish."
Han Jiangxue was so angry that she almost cursed.
"Zhang Ruoyu, what do you mean by this?" Han Jiangxue glared at Zhang Ruoyu. "Is your aunt the only one who cannot be wronged? My grandma is not a human being? My aunt's whole family is not a human being?"
"Do you need me to remind you? How did you, a bastard, abuse our Han family just to get a divorce?"
Han Jiangxue's delicate body trembled and she gritted her teeth.
"Can that be the same?" Zhang Ruoyu said matter-of-factly. "She is my aunt."
Han Jiangxue really wanted to tear this bastard's mouth apart.
"Forget it, let's not play tricks with my aunt. She is very smart, you can't deceive her at all." Zhang Ruoyu shook his head and said seriously. "Just show your usual dignified and virtuous appearance."
dignified?
Still fucking virtuous?
Why don't you go out and ask around, which stroke of these four words can be related to me, Han Jiangxue?
Do you know what labels I have on me?
Have you ever heard of the Femme Queen of Marina City?
You bastard, just to disgust me, you open your mouth and shut your mouth every day.
In Binhai, whoever dares to shout like that, I will tear his mouth to pieces and break his legs!
"How about you guess, how will I serve your aunt when she comes?" Han Jiangxue's face turned cold, and her beautiful eyes burst with resentment that only a poisonous woman can have.
Zhang Ruoyu's heart trembled, and he felt something was wrong.
Could this bitch know that I played all over Binhai last night and want to take the opportunity to take revenge on me?
Damn it, uncle, you betrayed me!
"One family does not speak the same language as the other." Zhang Ruoyu sat upright and said forcefully, "Xue Bao, I can still trust your character."
"You are truly my dear husband." Han Jiangxue's red lips parted slightly, and she said without saltiness. "No one in the entire Binhai City believes in me, but you are the only one who has always been loyal to me. You are so kind, I cried to death."
"——"
Zhang Ruoyu was a little pinched.
This bitch is really going to mess it up later. How can she survive if she offends her aunt?
"Xue Bao, don't be like this, I'm afraid-" Zhang Ruoyu swallowed.
Brother Zhang is not afraid of anyone in his life, he is only afraid of his aunt.
Don't forget that my aunt doesn't hit or scold her, but she can be cold and violent!
After ten years in the army, he would call me once a year, and he would never speak more than three sentences. Sometimes, before Brother Zhang could finish saying happy birthday, he would hang up the phone.
"Don't be afraid, I will definitely treat your aunt well. After all, you love me so much and dote on me so much. You never speak loudly to me, and you are gentle and elegant like a handsome young man."
Han Jiangxue said indifferently: "I, Han Jiangxue, am also the most powerful woman in Binhai. How can I not understand the principle of reciprocating love in return?"
Zhang Ruoyu's face turned green.
"Xue Bao, just a word." Zhang Ruoyu jumped up, took out his hands to wipe off the cold sweat on his back, and made a decisive move.
"From now on, you are my dad."
Han Jiangxue's pretty and tense face almost broke her guard.
"Change your clothes and accompany me to work." Han Jiangxue stood with her hands behind her hands, full of domineering aura.
Zhang Ruoyu went into the house to change clothes without saying a word.
To show his sincerity, he still wore the suit Han Jiangxue bought for him.
"Xue Bao, you have such good taste." Zhang Ruoyu adjusted his collar. "This dress is tailor-made for me."
"Nonsense, I originally made it for you." Han Jiangxue glanced at Zhang Ruoyu coldly.
"Where in the world can there be a wife as beautiful, generous, gentle and considerate as you?" Zhang Ruoyu marveled. "Whoever marries you has accumulated great virtues in eight lifetimes."
"Isn't that you?" Han Jiangxue's lips twitched slightly, she was a little happy, and her body and mind were particularly clear.
It's a real pleasure to listen to this bastard flatter you.
Xuebao was really not like this before. She always felt that those who flattered her were sycophants who were coveting her beauty and wealth.
Zhang Ruoyu picked up Mr. Han's briefcase, nodded and opened the door for her: "This beautiful girl, it's time for you to save this suffering world."
Han Jiangxue let out a sigh and quickly held it back.
This damn bastard—
Being a bully is an innate talent. I didn’t expect that being a licking dog can also make people feel happy physically and mentally.
He is really an all-rounder.
After going downstairs, Zhang Ruoyu habitually pulled away from the passenger seat and prepared to get in the car.
But he heard an unpleasant muffled sound coming from behind him.
He quickly put a smile on his face, bent down, turned around and said, "Beauty, please get in the car."
Han Jiangxue sat on Brother Zhang's throne with a straight face.
"Beauty, is the temperature inside the car suitable? Are the seats comfortable? Do you need to adjust the angle?"
Along the way, Zhang Ruoyu greeted him with greetings and did not dare to neglect him at all.
By the time he parked the car, Zhang Ruoyu had already walked far away, but found that Han Jiangxue had not followed.
When he looked back, he saw that this girl was still sitting in the car, staring directly at him.
Damn it, you don’t have long hands?
Ding dong.
Standing at the edge of the elevator, Zhang Ruoyu bowed slightly and said with a smile: "Mr. Han, I wish you a happy Thursday."
Han Jiangxue nodded lightly, walked out of the elevator, and said expressionlessly: "Come pick me up early after get off work."
"Yes." Zhang Ruoyu watched Han Jiangxue go away, and then he looked ferocious and gritted his teeth and said, "Damn bitch, look at your bad behavior! Don't let me turn over!"
After returning to the elevator, Zhang Ruoyu sent a WeChat message to her aunt full of resentment.
"Auntie, I haven't been too busy at work lately, how about we celebrate my birthday in advance?"
Zhang Ruoyu is worried that his aunt will be unhappy after he has lost his hair. Women are eager to celebrate their birthdays once every ten years. If they celebrate their birthdays early, they will age quickly.
He typed for a long time, then deleted them all, and finally chose to plagiarize his aunt: "I miss you."