"Oh my, your basketball stand is probably a fake product. Why is it so weak?"
Shi Lang walked towards the children with a wicked smile, like a big bad wolf with malicious intentions.
Long Xiaonian was very clever and asked his friends to run away separately.
But he was the only one shouting while running: "Come quickly, people from Yucun are coming to destroy our house!"
Soon all the old people left behind in the village arrived. Even though they were all in their seventies or eighties, they were all hunched over, with gray hair and few teeth missing, but they were all filled with murderous intent.
Looking at their hands, some are holding sickles, some are carrying hoes, some are using rolling pins to knock pots to cheer, and some are holding hemp ropes to tie people up...
Shi Lang and the others were startled at first. They got on their motorcycles and wanted to run away, but soon found one or two old ladies appearing on the narrow village roads around them.
If any one of them lay down on the ground, all three of them would lose everything, so they had to return to the court.
Facing the dozen or so elderly people gathered around, Shi Lang and the other three pretended to be calm: "What are you doing? Isn't it normal for us to accidentally damage a rack when we were playing basketball? Just pay the money, there is no need to mobilize so much.
Bar?"
The old people had not been interested in world affairs for many years and could not tell the value of this basketball stand, so they sent Long Xiaonian to call Long Zaitian, Long Xiaochuan and the other two generations to come back.
It was more than 20 minutes' walk from the working terraces to the village. When Long Xiaochuan heard that Shi Lang had come to the village to cause havoc, he immediately became furious and ran faster than anyone else.
Knowing a son better than a father, Long Zaitian knew that most of his son's anger was related to the insult he received in the last basketball game.
Seeing that he couldn't catch up, he called Long Xiaomei, Luo Gaozhan, Yu Zhengyi and others to catch up quickly: "Be sure to keep an eye on him, don't make impulsive mistakes, wait until I get there."
In fact, his arrangement was absolutely unnecessary and resulted in a series of bitter consequences.
Long Xiaochuan ran to the basketball court panting. When he first saw Shi Lang and the other three, he lost most of his anger and even wanted to laugh a little.
Because the old people headed by Fifth Grandpa were so good at playing, they forced the three young men to squat on the ground with their heads in their hands to review their mistakes, and they were required to bury their heads in their knees and bend their whole bodies into a shrimpy "old man looking at melons" look, otherwise they would
Scare them off with a whip.
When Grandpa Wu saw Long Xiaochuan running towards him, he quietly waved his hand to tell him to be silent, so that the three little brats from Yucun could squat a little longer.
The atmosphere became subtle, and many old people suppressed their laughter.
Shi Lang seemed to sense something. He suddenly raised his head and saw Long Xiaochuan, and immediately shouted: "Long Xiaochuan! Hey, Long Xiaochuan is here, we can get up!"
Long Xiaochuan immediately stopped smiling and came over with a straight face: "What are you doing up here? Squat down and wait until the police arrive."
"Call the police? Long Xiaochuan, how dare you! Villages have been grudged against each other since ancient times, and we haven't broken any laws, so why call the police?"
"Hmph, want to know more about picking quarrels and provoking trouble? You will be fined 1,000 yuan and administratively detained for 15 days. You will not be punished to death!"
Shi Lang was frightened but unwilling to beg for mercy. He rolled his eyes and thought of a move: "Long Xiaochuan, are you a man? If you have the ability to challenge me in a duel, don't play such dirty tricks!"
Long Xiaochuan sneered: "It's illegal to fight. If you win, you'll be jailed. If you lose, you'll be hospitalized. Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Play ball! I heard that you are very good at playing, and you even reorganized the basketball team. I am here to challenge you today. We play 5 balls, and if you win, I will let you do whatever you want. Even if you call the police and arrest me, I will admit it."
.But if you lose, let us go, do you dare?"
When Shi Lang said this, he was still squatting, with his hands still clasped behind his head, and his half-upright posture was very funny.
Long Xiaochuan was aroused to be competitive. It was because of his outstanding performance in singles in college that Liu Bo saw him and was selected into the school team.
Shi Lang actually dared to challenge his strengths, how could he bear this?
So he readily agreed without thinking.
"Confused!"
The Fifth Grandpa was old and strong, and wanted to come over to dissuade him, but it was already too late. Shi Lang forced his legs numb from squatting to stand up and interrupted: "Hey, he agreed, he can't go back on it!"
Long Xiaochuan smiled and picked up the basketball on the ground: "How to compare?"
"According to the rules of the Passerby King."
Shi Lang suddenly became confident because he found that he was half a head taller than Long Xiaochuan, and his advantage was very obvious.
Long Xiaochuan also saw the height difference, but this only aroused his fighting spirit: "Be prepared to go to jail!"
Before the duel begins, both of them need to make some preparations. Shi Lang needs to warm up and recover his legs that are numb from squatting, while Long Xiaochuan needs to go home and change into basketball shoes.
A few minutes later, Luo Gaozhan, Long Xiaomei and others finally arrived. They breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that the two were not fighting. When they heard that the two were going to a duel, Long Xiaomei was particularly excited and cheered loudly for her brother.
Shi Lang was about to decide the first ball with Long Xiaochuan when Xun Sheng looked over, raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile: "Your sister is very beautiful, how old is she? Does she have a boyfriend?"
"none of your business!"
Seeing Long Xiaochuan's unkind expression, he knew that he had found a breakthrough point in his mentality, and became more and more aggressive: "Why is it none of my business? Maybe we will become relatives in the future, and you will be my uncle."
"Go away, if you don't want to be beaten, go back and squat, waiting to send you to jail!"
"Let's fight, let's guess the game!"
Shi Lang was lucky today and got the first ball.
Standing near the center circle and holding the ball facing the frame, he started by sinking his center of gravity, lifting the ball with feints and probing steps, using the standard "three threats" to find Long Xiaochuan's weaknesses.
Long Xiaochuan raised his arms in front of him and spread them out to the side. His defensive movements were quite satisfactory. His advantage was that his feet were particularly flexible and he blocked the opponent's breakthrough route with every step.
Seeing that he had no chance to break through, Shi Lang immediately switched to post-playing mode, relying on his body advantage to squeeze towards the basket with his back against his opponent.
In the basketball world, if two people with a huge difference in height and weight are dueling one-on-one, the big player will use a post-up move, which is basically an unsolvable move, and few small players can parry it.
Long Xiaochuan took a lunge and bent his knees to hit the ball, showing the composure and sophistication that an academic player should have.
But when basketball became a pure battle of strength, Long Xiaochuan's height and weight disadvantage was further amplified. He had to hold on tight and be wary of his opponent suddenly turning left or right to break through.
He retreated and was squeezed into the comfortable mid-range shooting area by Shi Lang.
Next, Shi Lang used Yao Ming's signature move - half-turn small hook, scoring easily.
After scoring the goal, Shi Lang picked up the ball and threw it to his opponent, casually saying: "I'm sorry, it's a bit weak to win."
On the surface, he seemed to be self-effacing and self-blaming, but everyone could tell that he was mocking Long Xiaochuan for not being as tall as himself.
Their one-on-one rule this time is that no matter whether the offensive team scores or not, the ball will be transferred as soon as the attack is over. Whoever scores 11 points first wins.
Next, it was Long Xiaochuan's turn to attack. His face was gloomy and his eyes were full of murderous intent. He was obviously really angry.