"How is it, how is it? Is the ball I end the game handsome?"
Pan Lei ran to the sidelines, and his fat face almost filled the camera screen of his mobile phone.
Long Xiaomei smiled and patted him, scolded and moved aside: "Go away, you are blocking my camera!"
Pan Lei turned to her side and saw the camera pointed at Yu Zhongyi, and immediately expressed his dissatisfaction: "Sister, I scored the winning goal. Give me more shots. Why are you always looking at Lao Yu?"
Long Xiaomei rolled her eyes at him and gestured to shut up.
At this time, Yu Zhengyi was rubbing salt on Uncle You's wounds. When the "Five Little Strongmen of Lei Village" were giving high-fives one by one in celebration, he got a secret reminder from Long Xiaochuan and walked up to Uncle You with a basketball in his arms: "Actually, you really don't need to guard against me.
,I can do nothing."
After saying that, he pretended to be unfamiliar and took two shots of the basketball. He stood outside the three-point line and used all his strength to shoot a three-pointer.
Uncle You was so angry that his eyebrows were beating wildly, but at this moment Long Xiaochuan came over to finish the shot: "Uncle You, I gave in. How did you think we cooperated on the last ball?"
It’s heart-wrenching to kill!
Lei Zhai's last goal was almost exactly the same as the goal that Uncle You and the others were initially ruled as "not counting". They were fake shots from the outside, making the opponent confused, and finally the ball went to the basket and scored an empty basket.
Uncle You now feels like he was being slapped in the face only to be beaten back by others. The four teammates were so depressed that they left the field without looking back. He still had to deal with Long Xiaochuan's ridicule, which was so embarrassing!
Out of politeness, Uncle You still shook hands with Long Xiaochuan: "I don't know how good your kid's skills are. This scheming is really scary."
"Uncle You, are you scolding me?" Long Xiaochuan showed off his sharp edge, smiling but not smiling: "Are you saying we played dirty?"
"Huh, in Qandong, you guys are easy to get beaten when you play like this." Uncle You's eyes were threatening, and he smoothed his flowing hair from his forehead to maintain his Mediterranean hairstyle.
But Long Xiaochuan looked up to the sky and laughed: "Before today, we have never beaten you like this, and we have never provoked you. Didn't we still get beaten at the door? Who said just now that our parents don't recognize each other?"
Uncle You almost choked to death at his words. After two seconds of silence, he could only snort again: "Don't be too crazy, kid. There are crouching tigers and hidden dragons in the Qandong basketball circle. We lost. There are many experts to educate you!"
After saying that, he walked straight to the "blue vest" on the sidelines and said in an angry and helpless tone: "Wei Shang, I am embarrassed today. I failed to save the situation for the Gandong people. The next step is up to you."
His last two sentences were spoken in a loud voice, as if he deliberately said them to the surrounding audience, and were suspected of provoking regional conflicts.
Long Xiaochuan hurriedly caught up and corrected him: "I see that you are old and respect me as an uncle. Why are you playing tricks on me? What do you mean by defending this situation for the Qandong people? Have you expelled us from our Qandong household registration?"
He turned around and went to find his sister to get his ID card, then ran to the sidelines to find the old men who were watching to comment: "Dear uncles and uncles, my family is from Mi County. I went to Qiandong Normal College. Am I a member of Qiandong?"
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The crowd unanimously agreed, and some people applauded them.
Seeing that Uncle You was at a disadvantage, Wei Shang, the young man in the "blue vest", couldn't stand it anymore and shouted to Long Xiaochuan: "Hey, don't you want to fight us? Do you want to fight? Do you need to rest for a long time?"
There is no intermission in pick-up games on the wild field. It has always been that you keep playing if you win, and you can take a break if you lose. So Long Xiaochuan immediately took off his coat: "Let's play, don't forget, the one who loses will be called daddy!"
Pan Lei came over and asked: "Do you have to play so big?"
"What? Are you afraid of losing?"
"No, I'm just worried. If my dad knew that there are so many good guys out there at such a young age, he might beat me to death."
The two of them sang in harmony with each other in perfect harmony, making Wei Shang in the "blue vest" laugh angrily: "Only those who have no strength can be good at speaking. If you are really capable, don't play tricks. Let's fight based on our strength!"
When he said this, his eyes kept glancing at Zhengyi, and he obviously felt that it was very difficult to encounter such a "body hair foul monster".
Long Xiaochuan laughed dryly and said, "Brother Yu, please give me some face. Can you do it for me?"
Yu Zhengyi had just played a huge role on the court and felt that his life had reached its peak. At this time, he deliberately put on an enigmatic attitude: "Okay, pay attention to unity, that's about it. Don't beat others like you just did."
Bi Ling, it spreads as if we only bully the elderly."
When Uncle You, who was sitting on the sidelines resting, heard this, his heart was hit hard again, and he almost came over to slap Yu Zhengyi twice.
Others came forward one after another to persuade him: "It's okay to be angry with him. Look at how sick he is. We can't afford to pay for it..."
Uncle You hammered his thigh angrily: "I'm just not convinced, these country bumpkins don't respect martial ethics!"
However, he immediately discovered that no one cared whether he was angry or not, because before the game started, everyone was attracted by Long Xiaochuan's flashy warm-up movements of dribbling under the crotch.
When Uncle You thought that the most powerful member of the family hadn't played just now, he felt even more panicked...
Pan Lei and others gathered around Long Xiaochuan and asked how to deal with the team in blue vests. The three of them had all used up their cards in the last round, and they might be targeted this round.
Long Xiaochuan smiled: "After the kick-off, you all move aside and don't defend. Let me play singles with this guy named Wei Shang first."
The four people looked at each other and expressed their doubts: "Is it possible?" "They cooperate a lot. If they don't guard against it, wouldn't it be too easy to win?" "The blue vest is a head taller than you, can you guard against it?"
Long Xiaochuan handed over the basketball and joked: "How about you guys make the decision?"
Of course everyone obeyed and walked to the corners of the venue.
According to the rules, the top five teams from Leizhai won the last game and were considered the champions. This game will be kicked off by the team of "Blue Vest" Wei Shang.
Long Xiaochuan actively stepped forward to defend.
His defensive intensity was very strong. He not only pressed closely, but also made small pulling movements with his hands. He suddenly cut the ball with lightning speed twice in a row, almost breaking the ball from Wei Shang's hand.
Wei Shang was forced to protect the ball with his back outside the three-point line to stabilize the rhythm.
Just when he looked back to check the position of his teammates and was about to distribute the ball and cooperate, Long Xiaochuan spoke: "It turns out that you are a player who can only rely on his body to play. I think highly of you."
These words immediately aroused Wei Shang's competitive spirit.
He must break through and defeat Long Xiaochuan in a single fight to convince the opponent...
But in this distracted moment, I suddenly felt that my hand was empty. The basketball was actually cut by Long Xiaochuan again, and this time he grabbed it directly.
However, Long Xiaochuan got the advantage and acted like a good boy. He handed the ball over with a smile on his face and looked like he wanted to be beaten: "Practice, the first ball doesn't count."