As soon as everyone heard this, they started whispering among themselves.
The expression on my face actually conveyed deep sympathy.
"Dad, did you hear that? She threatened me and scared me to death. I'm so scared, beauty."
Sun Dawei covered his heart with an exaggerated expression, "Hey, why don't you shout twice first, I can't help but stand up."
The vendors selling idiots laughed teasingly again, "Dawei, if you can win this beauty, your life will definitely not be in vain. You will die under peonies and be a ghost!"
Colorful laughter burst out.
Old Man Sun stretched out his hand and wanted to put his arm around my shoulders, "Daughter, come here, I will have a heart-to-heart chat with you..."
I turned sideways to avoid his greasy arm, took out two thousand yuan and put it on the edge of the chopping board beside me, "This money will be yours after you study."
Old Man Sun raised his eyebrows, and Sun Dawei smiled, "Beauty, you have money and nowhere to spend it. I'm not in the habit of eating soft food. You..."
I took out another two thousand, piled it on top, and looked at Sun Dawei, "Can you learn?"
The crowd of onlookers became silent inexplicably, and the busybody observed Hou Hou and whispered, "He is really a rich man, he must have four to five thousand."
"Dawei, this business is not a loss."
"Yeah, isn't it just a matter of learning how to bark a few times?"
The street vendor who was watching the excitement was angry again, "Beauty, how about I learn how to bark like a dog for you? Just give me the money!"
"roll!"
Old Man Sun yelled to the side with a bad temper, then turned to look at me, "What's going on, you want to cause trouble? Get out, do you hear me, where are you going back from? Which graveyard exploded? Come out."
You're such a meddling dog like a rat."
Hey, that’s right!
If the road is uneven, someone will plow it; if things are unfair, someone will take care of them.
This happened to me today, and I couldn't just sit back and ignore it, just to meet my consumption needs!
"Uncle, who do you think comes to cause trouble with money?"
I still had a smile on my face, "Why, don't you have enough money?"
As I said that, I took out another two thousand and put it on the chopping board, "Where are these."
I heard everyone's sighs in my ears, and I looked into Old Man Sun's cloudy eyes and took out another two thousand.
Ten thousand yuan was piled on the chopping board. I untied my watch and deliberately pointed at the crown logo on the dial.
"Look, this is a Rolex women's watch, worth six figures. After learning how to bark, it's all yours..."
I put my watch on the 10,000 yuan, and gave it to the two men with both hands, with sincere eyes.
Old man Sun didn't say anything. He looked at me with an expression full of speculation. On the other hand, Sun Dawei stared directly at my watch.
This fat man didn't regard himself as an outsider. He stretched out his hand to take the money and watch. I watched his movements and moved my fingers around the money and watch first. "Brother Sun, you haven't learned how to bark like a dog yet.
If you take the money first, you are committing robbery. With so many pairs of eyes staring at you, do you still want to steal my money in front of me? Don’t blame me for not reminding you that the penalty for robbery is very severe."
"Beauty, do you think it's worth it for you to be fat and stupid... Hey, don't you just learn how to bark a few times!"
Sun Dawei looked indifferent and said, "Sure, I'm going to perform a show for young and old men. You should also bear witness to me. This beauty has said it. After I learned ventriloquism, I immediately gave me my money and watch. They all bear witness."
, Uh-huh! What to eat during the Chinese New Year? It’s as prosperous as it is prosperous. It’s prosperous this year and prosperous next year. It’s all prosperous!”
Oh, let me go~!
While he was prosperous, he also moved closer to me, and his winking and winking almost made me vomit out the last night's meal!
"I've finished studying. Thank you, beauty. This money..."
He stretched out his hand with a smile, but I took the first step and crossed the money to the side. Sun Dawei then became dissatisfied, "Hey, beauty, what do you mean by this? We're talking like spit and nail!"
"I'm sorry, you're not good at learning, you're too perfunctory."
I pointed to the aisle behind him, "You have to jump over there and bark like a dog while jumping, so that I can give you these."
Sun Dawei's eyes widened, "Beauty, I've given you enough face. I've learned how to bark like a dog. Don't be shameless."
"Who told you that you can't learn from others?"
I looked at him like a knife, "Besides, isn't it human nature to tease fools? I just teased you, what can you do to me?"
"I'll wipe you..."
Just as he was about to wave his hand at me, a kitchen knife was already pressed against his neck, and there were gasping sounds, and it was very quiet.
Sun Dawei froze, his eyes downwards and staring at the blade, "You're just playing dirty tricks, right? I really don't believe you dare to cut me."
I held the greasy handle of the knife and pressed the blade against his neck.
Hearing what he said, I burst into a big smile again.
He laughed so hard that his shoulders trembled slightly. How dare he question a lunatic?
My sisters are still alive today, and there is nothing I can’t do!
Sun Dawei was furious, "Dad, call the police quickly, this little bitch might be a crazy woman... Ouch!!"
Boo~!
Before he could finish speaking, I hit his descendant root with a positive kick.
It's his misfortune that it always rains. I wear Martin boots under my long skirt.
Don't ask what kind of combination this is, it's a mix and match, it's inexplicably foreign.
The toe of the shoe is just hard enough. Once you step on it, the fat man who weighs two to three hundred pounds will immediately transform into a crotch-covering guy.
The legs are still squinted, and you can play with your pussy!
The fat face was twisted and twitching in pain, and the thick lips were pursed and howled!
The crowd exclaimed and retreated in unison for fear of being accidentally injured by me.
I ignored Xing Xing who screamed and covered his eyes, and raised his eyes to look at Lao Suntou opposite.
Not to mention that brothers are fighting, father and son go into battle, and the masses retreat, my father feels very distressed.
He called his son's nickname, Wei, Wei, Wei. Perhaps he was afraid that his son would really wither, so he blurted out the Three-Character Sutra to me!
I'm not used to his illness either. Sisters, this martial arts is very complicated. You have to use your mask when you need to use it!
Of course, I also want to thank them, the pork stall, for providing me with weapons, which saved me the hairpin!
Seeing Lao Sun rushing towards me, I exerted force on my wrist, and the kitchen knife whirled directly in my palm.
He returned his hand and grasped the handle of the knife again, and the blade immediately reached the tip of Old Sun's nose.
Come.
If you don't mind.
I can make a butt nose for you, with two flaps.
Old Man Sun pulled the emergency brake and looked at the blade on the bridge of his nose cross-eyed, "You...you, call my nephew! Call the police!!"
There were murmurs everywhere, including the screams of the crowd, the wailing of fat toads holding their legs together, and three or five vendors eager to rush forward.
But when he saw the actual cold weapon in my hand, he stopped in his tracks.
"Daughter, it's like this. We can discuss anything if you have anything to do."
Old Man Sun saw that there was no one he could rely on, and his cloudy eyes showed fear, "Old Man Sun, I asked myself, I am really good to Fat Silly. At most, I only hugged her, no..."
Snap~!
Feel sorry.
Can't stand listening.
The blade of the knife hit his withered cheek directly and used it as a racket!
The way Old Man Sun turned his face away reminded me of that big snake covered in tumors for no reason.