I got up and went to the refrigerator and took out another ice cream cone, and motioned to Qian An. Seeing him shaking his head, I tore open the package, bit into it and started eating. I sat back on the sofa and said seriously, "I want to try if I can Strike five thunders."
"What does high test scores have to do with scoring five thunders?"
"I got relatively good scores in the exam. If we don't study, wouldn't it be a waste of money?"
I tasted the sour and sweet taste of the orange-flavored popsicle, "When the results come out, I won't go to any college. I guess I will be out with a thunder bang in my palm. Am I smart, sister?"
"Why do I feel that this trick is a bit risky?"
Qian'an hissed, "That time a year ago, when you were taking an exam in class, you fainted as soon as you put down your pen. You were lying at home still gasping for breath. I still remember that tragic scene. This time it was a big exam, and you were bleeding. If you spray it out and stain the answer sheets of the candidates around you, you will kill people."
"Don't worry, I've figured out how to clear this frustration."
I smiled slyly at him, "For the exam on the 7th, I'm going to go to Aunt Han's place on the night of the 5th and get drunk. I won't see anyone for the rest of the day on the 6th. I'll go straight to the examination room on the 7th to make sure nothing goes wrong!"
To be honest, I'm afraid that this trick will fail and I will lose a lot of money, so I don't dare to use it beyond the normal. Let's be a little more cautious. More than 600 points will be enough. If I can hit the Five Thunder Palms, I will pick it up, but if I can't hit it, I will pick it up. I won't be rescued when I get out.
"Still drinking?!"
Qian'an was shocked, "I won't accompany you! You've drunk too much and become difficult to take care of!"
Just as I was about to speak, he pointed his fingers and counted my faults in detail, "There are girls in our department, and the girls who study physical education drink too much and don't mind you! You either just cry, or you just laugh, or you just lie there. Then just sleep well for me. It's better for you. You're crying and laughing and still not sleeping. What's the scariest thing is that you look normal. You can talk to me about anything. You're having a great time. You were fooled by Aunt Han. I kept praising you for your natural capacity, but as soon as you got in the car and sat down, as soon as you lowered your head, Kuku started to vomit. I really want to ask, is it your throat or the faucet!"
"Oh, who can do it after drinking too much..."
"Stop talking! Do you know you don't have any alcohol at all?"
Qian'an really interrupted and wanted to accuse me, "It's okay for you to make trouble, but you can do whatever our brothers do! That night, our brothers finally managed to get you into the house, so you're welcome. Come on!" Damn it! Call out our names, let us squat in the corner and sing for you to conquer. The five of us were forced to live and die, so we could only squat there and sing, and we were conquered by you~ You are not done yet at this point. !Let us hold our heads and sing! Ah? Hold our heads! Are you a human now?"
My face flushed and I wanted to laugh for no reason, I lowered my eyebrows and covered my forehead.
"Wan Yingying, you really conquered our five brothers, we will obey you!"
Qian'an looked at me with an exaggerated expression, "Please, please don't let us serve you if your aunt drinks too much. I can't afford to hurt you! How can I still mess around if word gets out? Hey... what do you mean?"
I pursed my lips and raised my arms, holding a tissue between my fingertips, "Raising the white flag, brother, please save some face for me, okay?"
"Ancestor, how could you have no face? It's us who have no face! I'm okay, I'm in my twenties, and Brother Hou is about to be thirty. A man who is almost thirty years old has to squat in a pit and hold his head while singing... …”
The more Qian An talked, the more aggrieved he became, "The weirdest thing is that you can actually tell that one of us is singing out of tune. You singled me out by name and said I was fishing in troubled waters. You asked me to sing it twice by myself. I don't sing Wu Mei and my eyes are blank." Me, urged me to sing quickly, and after I finished singing, everyone hurriedly liberated me. I was so rebellious that I squatted there holding my head and sang it twice..."
He almost wanted to cry, "Those who didn't know thought I had been sent to a labor camp. Not to mention the humiliation, the four of them laughed at me after singing, saying that I sang the wrong words. My plot has ended, and my love and hate have ended." Check in, the alcohol I sang to you has entered my stomach, and I can’t hold it in with my fists..."
He made me laugh, "You must have sung that way on purpose, you just want to beat me up, right?"
"Of course I want to beat him up, but the problem is that I don't dare."
Qian'an was so aggrieved, "You are drunk and don't understand people. How can I still be familiar with you? I just didn't expect the four of them to be so oriented towards you. They didn't cooperate with me at all, and they didn't understand my humor. Mu Feng also said that I was born with a poor memory, careless and careless, and lost everything. These brothers are so united that they will break their muscles if anything happens!"
I couldn't help laughing, but I could only vaguely recall these things, "Qian'an, please be careful this time. I've already said hello to Aunt Han, and I'll be in the club after drinking." I’m staying in the suite. If I don’t come back at night, you don’t have to pick me up. Just let me toss around there by myself. I’ll go to bed when I’m tired.”
"Can you do it yourself?"
Qian'an actually had the look of a young daughter-in-law, "What should I do if I bump into her?"
"There are room stewards and waiters there. I will drink more often in the future. Can you still accompany me every time?"
I threw away the popsicle chopsticks and said, "In the past year, I have also accumulated some customers. I have done the small and small jobs myself. In addition to facing Ci Yin, I also have the big job of fighting evil spirits. The rest of the time, We just work on our own. Don’t you have to represent the college to play in the college basketball league this year? Do whatever you need to do. I told Uncle Xiaolong earlier that when we are brothers and sisters, we will be like a fire when we are together, and the sky will be filled with stars. "
When the door is closed, we are a group. When we step out, the six brothers and sisters will spread out and shine individually.
I said these words five years ago to appease Uncle Xiaolong.
Now, the six of us, brother and sister, are developing naturally in this direction.
Speaking of which, our family's situation has always been quite special. There are no rules that say who must follow whom.
Even on the surface, I am a Taoist, but if you are trying to get around among the Onmyoji, none of the righteous practitioners are as dishonest as me, and we don’t have the resources, so don’t say anything evil happens when you go out. , I could see a white shadow at the end of my eyes, and I was as happy as during the Chinese New Year. I wished I could take out my phone and take a group photo to celebrate.
My dear mother, you have finally met Ah Piao!
If you follow me, you won't starve to death?
And it’s not just a matter of making money.
Whether the assistant or the second master, they are also doing a life-threatening job.
The husband must not only protect the assistant's safety, but also be worthy of the assistant's efforts.
Generally speaking, you must be able to achieve great results and have a charming personality, otherwise why would people follow you through life and death?
The bad thing is that I am a prodigal who uses the guise of being a Taoist, even if I have a nickname.
Dragging someone to accompany me around every day is just a waste of their time.
In order to help me develop resources, five brothers asked me to pretend to be their assistant to solve some things.
Nowadays, as they get older, they are getting busier and busier in their studies and careers, and I have grown up. If I encounter a big and fatal job, I will not show off, and I will code people.