Mrs. Li was startled by her and said, "Chengcheng, my mother has no disrespect for you, she just brought a friend here..."
"Destroy!!"
The little girl slapped me on the head, and I clamped her wrists without changing my expression. Seeing her eyebrows suddenly rising in pain, I gave Mrs. Li a calm look and looked into the room.
After pushing hard, the little girl immediately staggered back, rubbed her wrists, bowed and shouted to me, "Bold madman! How dare you do such a disrespectful act in front of the ghosts and immortals! Why don't you kneel down and beg for mercy!"
"
I looked at her nonchalantly, walked in, closed the door behind my back, and took a brief look around the indoor environment.
The decoration is very princess-style, but the most annoying thing is the talisman paintings posted everywhere.
She actually posted several large rows of tags along the corner lines of the shed, just like the hanging tags posted on the top of the door during the Chinese New Year in my hometown.
To put it bluntly, it looks like there are yellow fish scales on the wall.
"Get out! Who let you in!"
She glared at me and shouted towards the door, "Mom! Get her out! Mom——!"
I looked at her calmly and sat down on the swivel chair in front of her study table. Seeing that she was breathing heavily and trying to come to me, I took out the high-temperature-resistant plastic water cup in my bag and took a sip of the drink I brought with me.
After letting out a small burp, the girl immediately calmed down and looked at me with a confused look in her eyes, "What kind of water are you drinking? Why is it so dark? Is it black tea?"
"Cola."
Don't ask me about health care.
Tasting the taste in my mouth, I smiled at her.
"Little sister, you go on, I drink mine, you destroy yours, we won't delay each other."
I'll kill anyone who can really make blind gestures.
It’s an eye-opener, right?
She was speechless for two seconds, then pinched her fingers at me again, "Lingbao Taizun..."
"wrong."
I put away the water glass and said, "The finger gestures are wrong. The triangle you made with your hands is upside down to show your heart to me. All I can feel is love."
"..."
She was speechless again and stamped her foot, "Wash your body with the sun, refine your shape with the moon, be lifted up by the immortal, and accompanied by the beautiful girl...!"
"Aren't you going to destroy me?"
I whispered, "The two mantras you recited are for purifying the body and calming the mind. They do not exorcise evil spirits. Come on, I will teach you how to exorcise evil spirits. Just recite it after me. There are three masters in one village and two li. If you don't read the Four Books, Five Classics and Six
"Yi, how dare you make friends with seven or eighty-nine sons? It's very bold. Nine out of ten families are poor, and they raised eighty-two-seven cents, six cents, five cents and four cents. It's as urgent as the law!"
Just do the work.
If you could ward off evil spirits by reciting two spells, then the streets would be full of gentlemen.
"...You must be crazy!"
The little girl was completely speechless, turned around and walked towards the door, "Mom! Who is this person? She..."
"Are you sure you want me to leave?"
I looked at her and said, "If I leave, your parents will find someone else to come over. The next person who comes in may make you even more annoying."
The little girl paused, turned her back to me and said nothing, her hand still on the doorknob.
I looked at her calmly and calmly. As for the area around my eyes, my sister was still very confident in herself.
Drinking Gupo Soup is not free. Generally, people who have no old grudges with me will not be disgusted at first sight.
Moreover, the aura of this little girl is very friendly. She is not a thorny person and has no backbone.
It can even be said that our natal auras are very similar, and we are both harmless to humans and animals in life.
If we met somewhere else, we might even become close friends.
So I believe that as long as her mood can stabilize, she will not reject me.
After a moment of silence, she turned to look at me again and smoothed her hair, probably wanting to tie it up. She couldn't find the hair tie for a while. When I saw this, I took off the hair tie that I always wear on my wrist and handed it to her.
She said, "I have this. It's new. Do you want to use it?"
She habitually wanted to say thank you, but she swallowed her words with a slight embarrassment, waved her hands, tucked her hair behind her ears casually, sat at the end of the bed and said in a depressed voice, "You can see that I'm not dirty.
It’s something, right?”
I laughed and said, "If there is really something on your body, it will definitely not be dirty, because dirty things will not force relatives and friends to go out and do good deeds. The spirits who cause trouble do not have that consciousness. Most of them are relatively
You are extremely selfish, you only make plans for yourself, you want incense and paper money, and you ask Yang people to fix it when you are not comfortable, so I really want to know why you directed and acted in this scene yourself."
She fiddled with her fingers sullenly, "Do you also think I'm a lunatic?"
Seeing that I didn't answer, she looked over doubtfully, "I see you're not that old either. Are you really Mr. Yin-Yang?"
"Become a disciple at the age of thirteen, step on the road at the age of thirteen, accept the master's guidance, thank the third master for his sorrow, and thank Ni."
I took out my company's business card and handed it to her, "I am eighteen years old this year. My main job is Mr. Yin Yang, and my side job is a hospice care salesperson."
She took my business card and said, "Wan Ying? The meaning of your name is not very good. The life span of a firefly is very short, only ten days and a half. Don't you, a Taoist, know the significance of this?"
"This is the name my master gave me. He probably wanted to tell me that life is not about length, but about width."
I spoke softly, "Who knows how long you can live in our line of work? The most important thing is that I can shine."
"Okay, anyway, my parents paid for you to come back, so you shouldn't be a liar."
She gave a slightly complicated laugh and looked up at me, "My name is Li Cheng. I am a Chengzi. I am two years younger than you. I feel like you are a good person. At least you don't look annoying and you have a good attitude."
, unlike the father and son that my dad invited last time, one of them has a bad temper and the other has a bad temper, as if I owe their family 800 yuan, with a face as long as a donkey, and said that if it weren’t for my dad’s sake, they would
They all want to beat me up, the living environment is so good, I have everything I want, what kind of monster am I acting like..."
At this point, Li Cheng also felt a little aggrieved, "Yes, I know it's wrong for me to pretend to be a ghost, but I just want my parents to listen to me, and I want them to do more good deeds, and don't make a big mistake out of a small thing.
It hurts my merits, but why..."
"am I wrong?"
Li Cheng wiped the bottom of his eyes, "Do you think I'm mentally ill?"
"Of course you are not."
I looked at her calmly and said, "The fact that you can say these words to me shows that you know exactly what you are doing. You made up a ghost and fairy just to make your parents pay attention to you and stop them from caring about you anymore."
I'll perfunctory you, carry out the tasks assigned by you seriously, do more good deeds, and perform more charitable deeds, right?"
"Yes, you understand me, you really understand me, I just want to... but they all find me annoying!"
Li Cheng looked at me with tears in her eyes, "Actually, I didn't have the awareness to do good deeds before. There is a girl in our class who doesn't pay much attention to personal hygiene. She has oily hair and is always in tangles. No one likes to play with her. I don't like her either.
I never talked to her. Later, a good friend of mine lost a pen, and she said that the girl had stolen it and insisted on checking her schoolbag..."