I dare not say that I had a dream last night. I almost copied and pasted all the interactions with Meng Qin in the suite.
I feel deeply ashamed. Fortunately, training does not require a calm mind like meditation, and I don’t have the energy to think too much after practicing.
After taking a shower, I checked the things I needed to bring for the exam, left my phone at home, and went to the main building in high spirits.
Uncle Dong cooked sausages and eggs for me according to the old rules, and told me to come out of the examination room in good condition and not to worry about my score.
I smiled and told him not to worry, and looked at Wu Mei while drinking porridge, "Why are we the only ones having breakfast, where are the others?"
Wu Mei gave me a mysterious expression, "They showed up right after we finished eating."
"You don't want to accompany me on the exam, right? Sister Wu, I said last month that you don't need to accompany me on the exam."
I said directly, "The roads around the examination center are all closed, so it's inconvenient to drive there. I've already finished the route myself, so I rode my bicycle there, locked it up, and strolled to the examination room."
To be honest, I'm really afraid of some 'unexpected surprises' from these brothers at home.
Don't go back and get the funeral procession. When I finish the exam, I'll start playing and singing.
Then even if I dig three feet into the ground, I still have to bury it for myself!
If the vaccination is not enough, it will be easy for them to do it!
"Don't worry, my brothers will never do anything to impress you. No one will accompany you to take the exam."
Wu Mei glanced at the time on her watch and said, "Eat first to avoid indigestion."
I nodded without asking any more questions and drank a bowl of porridge. As soon as I finished my omelette, Wu Mei clapped her hands beside me and said, "Come out!"
As soon as the sound came out, I looked back, and the spoon in my hand shook and fell, and my eyes immediately felt burning!
Four men wearing bright red cheongsam, like hotel receptionists, with their leg hair exposed, walked toward me, squeaking.
Among them, Brother Hou has the strongest desire for performance. He wears bright red lipstick and twists his waist disc to the point of dislocation.
Those big feet couldn't fit into the high-heeled shoes at all, and the heels of the black socks were still exposed at the back. I used them as slippers to pull on the bright red high-heeled shoes, and blew a kiss to Bo'er, who was still winking at me.
The mouth was painted as if it had eaten a dead child, it was blood red!
I curled my lips slightly and saw Qian An's sullen face. He wore the cheongsam as if he had been insulted by someone. The stand-up collar was spread out and the collar of the T-shirt underneath was exposed. It looked like Lu Zhishen was wearing women's clothing.
Moreover, his high heels looked like slippers, which made me feel distressed when I stepped on them.
The most unexpected thing was that Qian An waved his cheongsam sideways towards me, and he was actually wearing basketball pants underneath, and his calves looked like they were wearing woolen pants!
As for Xiao Wen and Mu Feng, these two welcoming models are not much better.
Xiao Wen's expression can be narrowed, probably because he feels that he is too embarrassed.
I kept my eyebrows down as I walked along, half-hiding my face with my pipa in my arms. I was so shy!
Mu Feng looked at me and smiled naively. The problem was that he couldn't straighten his legs while wearing high heels.
His knees were bent forward, and he walked more than ten steps like he was digging for land mines. I was afraid that he would sit on the ground all of a sudden!
"Pfft~!"
I was instantly poked at my smile point, I couldn’t do it anymore!
These four big models, each one stands 1.8 meters tall, and their stretched cheongsams are all silky, they are five big and three thick!
Seeing me smiling and covering my stomach, the four of them lined up in a row and stood sideways facing me. Then Brother Hou started, stretched out a muscular and hairy leg, "Flag!"
I couldn't hold it back. Qian An exposed his big underpants and stretched out his hairy legs with a look that would kill a thousand swords. "Open!"
Liu Xiaowen put on a face, stretched out her legs helplessly as if paddling on the ground with the tips of her shoes, "Yes!"
Li Mufeng bent his knees and raised his legs like a half-squat, "Win!"
God!
Please help me.
I don’t know if I can win the game, but these brothers have opened my eyes!
I can think of all these tricks, I waved my hands to them, I was really speechless, what a talent!
Out of the corner of his eye, Uncle Dong came out of the kitchen and took a look.
The old man's lips twitched, and he couldn't bear to stare and retreated to the kitchen.
Wu Mei became the commander-in-chief of the scene. She stood up and made a graceful gathering gesture.
The four big models immediately stood in front of me, standing in a ceremonial posture, and clapped their hands, "Congratulations in advance to Xie Wanying, the daughter of Songyan Funeral Company, for your exam results! If you don't achieve good results, you will be welcome to study at home! Encourage, encourage, encourage! Encourage." !”
I was just about to speak when I saw Li Mufeng's legs that were bending into a ring shape again. I couldn't stop laughing, "Okay, I accept your offer. Thank you four brothers for your dedication. I definitely won't pass the exam...Pfft Pfft, go back quickly, the heels of your shoes will collapse..."
Let’s talk about it, who can have such a brother? If we put them all together, they still worry about not being able to summon the dragon?!
The four of them were not polite after hearing what I said. They looked like their mission was accomplished and they hurriedly got out.
There was no need to go back to the east building. He opened his cheongsam in front of me. Not to mention, everything he wore underneath was quite complete.
It's just that Brother Hou and the other three were more particular. They had their sports shorts rolled up. They were not as bold as Qian An, who wore a cheongsam or a cassock and came out boldly!
In fact, he agreed with Brother Hou's old saying, if Qian'an were a woman, all the perverts in the city would disappear.
As we talked and laughed, I naturally understood the good intentions of these brothers and cheered me on every turn.
Impressed or not, I didn't dare to move when I saw the four of them standing upright to welcome guests.
When I came back to my senses, I was still a little surprised. I looked at the brother who was most suitable for wearing cheongsam and said, "Mei Wu, Brother Hou and the other four are negative examples of wearing cheongsam. If you wear it, you will definitely look stunning. Why don't you give it a try?"
His temperament and appearance are here, and he can act as a female ghost with an air of artistic conception even if he is wearing a piece of white cloth. Replacing Qian An is just the right thing!
"I'm not wearing a cheongsam!"
Wu Mei adjusted her suit jacket and snorted, "Mother, I am not a mother! You are a serious man!"
"Guilty conscience!"
The other four people actually retorted in unison, "The more insignificant a person is, the more they have to emphasize something!"
The lipstick on Qi Yihou's mouth had not yet been wiped clean. He raised his orchid fingers to tuck his hair, rolled his eyes and choked, "Humph, I am not a girl..."
"You piece of shit!"
Wu Mei immediately became furious and started making trouble again in the early morning!
Their mood was completely relaxed. I carried my schoolbag and rode out, humming songs softly all the way.
As I approached the place, I could see a lot of traffic police directing traffic. I found a cultural supplies store, locked my bicycle, took my admission ticket, passed through the crowd of parents accompanying the exam at the school gate, and entered the exam room with ease. Thanks to Meng Qin's gift and blessing, and the fact that my relationship with him has become closer, the physical discomfort during the exam was completely controllable.
Even just looking at my expression, I was the most relaxed among the candidates, with no pressure at all.