The old lady and several female relatives also looked at me with reproach.
At first glance, this little boy is the baby of their family.
Wu Mei hits him, it hurts my mother's heart!
I patiently continued to coax the little boy, and my tone should be as gentle as possible.
I am fairly experienced in coaxing people, and my boyfriend is so coaxed by me that he even dislikes me!
However, he is not Meng Qin, he will not give me this preference, and he will not accept my behavior at all. His cries are sharper and harsher, and his mouth is so wide that I can follow his trembling little tongue.
I saw his stomach!
My eardrums were buzzing, and the atmosphere became increasingly tense.
Not to mention the group of spirits inside the house that are gradually becoming more and more gloomy, there is also Boss Lin waiting outside.
If the little boy continues to cry unyieldingly, Boss Lin will definitely blame us!
My heart sank, and I simply took out the talisman from my waist.
With a shake of his hand, he unfolded the folded talisman paper like a sign hanging on a door lintel.
Holding the top of the talisman with my fingertips, I deliberately hung it in front of the little boy's face, "Little Ancestor, what do you think this is?"
The little boy burst into tears.
Frightened, he kicked the ground and moved to the side.
The spirits then opened their eyes wide and their expressions became arrogant.
All the ancestors began to stare at me, as if they were going to start a fierce battle with me at any time. The boat of friendship would capsize at any time!
"Look at this paper. It's boxy. Cai Lun made paper in the Eastern Han Dynasty. If you want to ask what is the use of this paper, listen to me slowly and look carefully."
I hummed a tune, held the piece of talisman paper, and sang passionately to the little boy who was blinded by the runny nose, "Some people use it to wrap silk and satin, and some people use it to write articles~ You don't have to be afraid to hold it in my hand."
~It cures diseases, saves suffering and eliminates disasters~I wish you a safe journey~"
The atmosphere in the room suddenly became inexplicable. The little boy looked at me blankly with tears in his eyes.
All the spirits became somewhat confused from the state of drawing swords.
What does it mean?
Why are you still singing?
"Since the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors established their empire, Tang Rao and Yu Shun established their clans~"
I remembered which line to sing, and glanced at the figures with my eyes. Seeing that they were listening with rapt attention, I felt the desire to perform even more. I danced the talisman like a handkerchief. I stood up and matched it with small steps, "Shang Dynasty has no way.
King Zhou of Yin~The Zhou Dynasty has a very long history of eight hundred years..."
As the song fell to the ground, I leaned next to Wu Mei, bent my knees, and pointed my orchid fingers upward at 45 degrees with both hands.
The corners of my lips were smiling, my chin was raised, and as soon as the shape became concave, I even said in a very engrossing tone, "Oh, oh, oh, oh~~~"
After singing, there was a silence like dead water in the room.
I raised my arms and gestured like a small hand holding a flower. I didn't move.
It looks a lot like using talisman paper to clean the glass.
Xuanxuan was stunned in his heart.
Doesn’t this trick work?
No way.
Isn’t it that the people who talk to people and talk about ghosts all come from here?
There are examples recorded in the manuscripts compiled by Master. If you encounter a ghost in the middle of the night, don't panic. Don't be stupid and answer your questions.
Since the undead targets you out of the ordinary, you should respond to him in an unconventional way.
If you keep him confused, you can go home with your life!
As soon as the idea came out, the second son next to the old man who liked to pick his head slapped me and said, "Well done! One more song!"
The rest of the male ancestors seemed to have been reminded, and they cheered along with him, and the female relatives also looked at me and covered their lips with a smile.
The little boy sitting on the ground also smiled a little, shrugging his little shoulders and making a sound of laughter.
The sisters remained calm and felt relieved.
it works!
The undead are still easy to trick, oh no, so easy to appease!
Immediately I had a new idea. I tilted my head and whispered in Wu Mei's ear, "Come on, we brother and sister have to cooperate."
Wu Mei shook her head with resistance, "No, I haven't heard that with you. I don't know what you are talking about. I can't sing..."
Hey!
Playing amnesia, right?
Which of the five brothers has not listened to the radio with me in the West Building?
The smile was even louder.
Besides, who raised this fire?
Who can give men and their children a beating without even saying a word?
Go to hell, evil spirit...
Do you know that if they hang on and insist on talking about each other, we will be dead tonight?
Although I understand that Wu Mei is trying to defend the sovereignty of her lips, that’s not true...
I glanced at him. Now that the knife is on my neck, you have to sing even if you don't sing!
bring it on!
Take off the hair ties on your wrists.
I gathered my hair and tied it into a high ponytail, shook my head and started singing——
"The two of us are the most beautiful sisters~ The rate of turning heads is so high, believe it or not!"
I smiled brightly and pointed to my eyes, "The eyes of Osmanthus fragrans are seductive~!"
quiet.
very quiet.
There is cold air whizzing by in the air~
Wu Mei stood beside me with a look of despair, pursed her lips and said nothing.
I smiled on my face, tapped him with my elbow, and sang repeatedly, "The eyes of the sweet-scented osmanthus are seductive~!"
Wu Mei looked at me speechlessly, and then looked at the sixteen curious ancestors opposite. She probably felt that the situation was over, and if we didn't sing, we might not even be able to get out of the house tonight, so he said goodbye.
He hummed and said, "The green flowers are so beautiful~"
Right!
Sauerkraut on green flowers!
"We never cheat each other~~!"
I immediately became energetic, hooked my arms with him, clasped my fists at the undead souls, and said like a little lucky star, "I wish you endless joy in life~ happiness always! Peace forever~ as long as you look at us more, happiness will be guaranteed
Ten years~ The two of us are——"
Wu Mei cleared her throat, "Suddenly..."
"most!!"
I aimed at him to say the word, so I directly used my eyes, accentuated my voice, and chanted with him, "The most beautiful sisters!!"
Never say the real word 'fooling'!
"good!!!"
The second grandfather who took off his head was very applauded, clapped his hands and asked us to play another song!
When he was happy, he couldn't help but think that his sunken cheeks were all fixed by Hua Tuo himself when he was still alive!
Did you see it? I’m so happy. This is the strength of sisters!
Sitting here without injections or taking medicine is just chatting with you. What, you don’t want to chat? It’s okay, the second plan is to sing and dance!
Once the situation is reversed, the heat must be maintained. I am good at tricking people and tricking ghosts.
If you ask me to perform the Five Thunder Palms with two booms, then I definitely can't do it.
But if it comes to literature and art, it will fall into my hands!
It’s not like sisters are bragging. We don’t have too many artistic germs in our bodies.
Regardless of whether it is singing, dancing or performing in opera, folk or elegant, or even juggling under the overpass...
I am an all-around player. As long as you want to watch it, I can perform it until you stop it!
The atmosphere immediately became warm and the scene was a little weird. I started a party with a group of ancestors from the last century.
It's quite refreshing to blend into it. I feel like my life has not been in vain. I have a dance party with the ancients and I am so proud of it when I go out!
In my excitement, the frustration in me also boiled, and the black energy was smoking on the top of my head.