Zhang Haidong stood in a bedroom with a bruised nose and face, asking an angry man.
At this time, he was naked, and there was a woman wrapped in sheets sitting on the bed in the bedroom, shivering while watching the scene.
Messy sheets...
Clothes randomly dropped on the floor...
Two pairs of shoes scattered...
And that special taste...
It all seems to prove what just happened here.
"I'll chop you to death!"
The man was so angry that he turned around and rushed into the kitchen, ready to get a kitchen knife.
At this time, Zhang Haidong didn't care about anything, put on his shoes and ran away!
There was such a scene on the street in the town. A 20-year-old young man was running naked in front of him, and another man behind him was chasing him crazily with a kitchen knife.
Zhang Haidong could be said to have exerted all his energy and ran crazily towards the direction of his home in his memory.
On the way back to the village, the other party was still chasing after me.
Seeing a car approaching on the village road in the distance, Zhang Haidong rolled like a donkey into the corn field next to him, then sprinted away and finally got rid of the car.
"It's so dangerous!"
Zhang Haidong finally let out a long sigh of relief after escaping the pursuit.
But soon, the feeling of itching and pain came over my body.
Because she was naked, her body was scratched one by one by corn leaves, which made her feel unbearably itchy for a while.
We can’t stay in the corn field anymore!
He gritted his teeth and rushed out, only to find many villagers walking on the village road not far away.
Is it possible to go back naked?
cannot!
The town is already very popular, and we must not continue to be popular in the village!
I have to think of a way to put on some clothes and go back.
But who should I look for?
Find a place to hide first and wait for an opportunity. If that doesn't work, go back after dark.
After making up his mind, Zhang Haidong walked out quietly, and when no one was paying attention, he suddenly jumped to an abandoned temple at the head of the village.
The wind blew his body and made him feel cold. Looking at the Bodhisattva in the temple, he felt extremely embarrassed for a moment.
Facing the dusty Bodhisattva, he hurriedly sat down with his hands folded and prayed: "Bodhisattva, I don't mean to offend, I really have no choice but to do it.
You must never blame me.
In this way, I didn't mean to travel through time. Please show your magic and let me go back!
I live a good life there, making millions a year, driving a BMW, and dating girls from time to time.
I don’t want to live such a hard life!
Please show me soon!"
I closed my eyes and prayed there for a long time, but I didn't see the slightest reaction from the Bodhisattva.
Zhang Haidong opened his eyes and looked at the dusty Bodhisattva, knowing that he would never be able to go back.
"No wonder no one comes to worship, it turns out it doesn't work at all!"
"drink!"
"tui!"
He spat fiercely at the Bodhisattva, then raised one leg and peed at the Bodhisattva again, finally appeasing his hatred.
In fact, he is not from this world at all.
He was originally a great young man of the 21st century, a person who made his fortune through marketing.
Before time travel, he was already the deputy director of Huahe Group, with an annual salary of one million.
There is a big and spacious house, a beautiful wife, and a lovely daughter...
From time to time, I can go out and have a date with my little sister...
Once when I went to a KTV to drink, I was so drunk by the little girl next to me that I lost consciousness.
When he woke up, he found that he was lying naked on a woman's body. The woman looked at him with affection in her eyes: "What are you doing standing there in a daze? Try harder!"
My mind went blank for a moment!
Then memories came flooding in, occupying his brain instantly!
The protagonist, also named Zhang Haidong, attended a junior high school class reunion, drank some wine, and met his first love who was once married. The two of them went to the first love's house to repair the faucet!
"You move quickly?
Isn’t it going to work?”
At this time, the female classmate urged.
Zhang Haidong, with the mentality of not taking advantage, was about to make a few moves, when he suddenly heard a loud noise, which was the sound of breaking in the door.
Then he stood on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face and questioned the other party.
This is great, the previous owner was so happy.
And what about yourself?
It was fine when I came here, but I can’t go back!
What bad luck!
Zhang Haidong thought of this, gritted his teeth and cursed for a while, then angrily found a piece of cardboard and sat down on it.
His mind gradually calmed down, and he brushed through the memory of his previous owner.
The previous owner was an ordinary rural youth. After graduating from junior high school, he went to repair cars and earned about 600 yuan a month.
It is now 1996. In this era, a salary of 600 is not low, and it can be considered as hardworking and willing to endure hardships.
After several years of hard work, it is not difficult to build a new house in the village.
There was a marriage proposal at home, and we were all planning to discuss getting married, but this happened.
It's a joy to be alive...
But Zhang Haidong was not prepared to inherit his skills.
It's okay to ask Zhang Haidong to go to KTV to repair the car, but it's unthinkable to have the car repaired in a repair shop.
It’s OK to endure hardship…
It is absolutely impossible to work as a coolie...
If you want to repair it, you have to repair the car that looks like a mess...
They come, the security.
It is now exactly 1996, the time when the reform and opening up economy will explode.
In the previous life, Zhang Haidong relied on his ability to endure hardships and stand hard work and gradually became the deputy director, earning an annual salary of one million.
In this life, with the rolling trend of the times, Zhang Haidong will definitely be able to rise again!
Create greater glory!
What we need to consider now is how to get home.
Don't rush, wait and see if there is a chance.
It's okay to go home after dark.
As dusk approached, there was a group of children playing outside the temple.
Sure enough, optimistic people can always wait for opportunities.
One of them is the youngest son of the neighbor's Aunt Liu, whose nickname is San'er.
In his memory, he was very familiar with Zhang Haidong.
"San'er, come here!"
Zhang Haidong shouted softly, and Sanchao walked into the ruined temple.
He was wearing dirty clothes and had obviously been playing dirty.
Snot flowed down to his mouth. San'er rolled up his sleeves and took out the small popsicle he just bought.
"San'er, are you playing alone?"
Zhang Haidong stared at San'er with a smile like a wolf looking at a goat and asked.
"Um.
They thought I was too young and didn't want to play with me."
San'er said and continued to tear the packaging bag.
"That's good!"
"Hey hey hey!"
Two minutes later, San'er, naked and crying, rushed out of the ruined temple.
"mom……"
He was naked and ran towards home crying loudly.
A small noodle was flying in the wind under my crotch.
A group of children saw San'er being stripped naked after entering the temple and running back crying. They were frightened and dispersed.
At this time, Zhang Haidong had a popsicle in his mouth and a layer of clothes wrapped around his crotch, finally covering up his ugliness.