Niu Xiaotian rubbed his forehead and sighed, and had to admit that Anyue did have the potential of an experienced driver.
In her eyes, the vast majority of men are lower animals who rely on their lower bodies to think. There are only two words in their minds, desire!
"Sister, I'm overthinking it. I'm just going to practice a special technique. After all, doing it today will take a lot of energy." Niu Xiaotian explained.
"I remember that you usually practice martial arts, is it necessary to close the door?" An Yue blushed slightly and continued to ask.
"Okay, let's be honest, I'm afraid that the sound of farts from practicing will make you unable to sleep."
Niu Xiaotian had no choice but to compromise his innocence and sighed in his heart, women are really troublesome, just close the door, that's all!
"Bullshit, what does practicing Qigong have to do with farting!"
"Then you don't understand. The purpose of practicing Qigong is, first of all, to smooth the meridians and expel turbid air, but you have to fart!" Niu Xiaotian spoke plausibly and never blushed when he lied.
As a result, I met my opponent.
"Haha, it doesn't matter. As the saying goes, if you don't let it go, it will break your heart."
Anyue laughed wildly and then opened all the windows in the east room.
Explain it truthfully and maintain good ventilation to prevent yourself from being smoked unconscious.
After returning to the west room, Anyue dug out an electric fan that was not commonly used, plugged it in, started it, and placed it at the door, facing Niu Xiaotian, and kept blowing the air.
In this way, you can ensure that the smell will not drift to the west room, and as for the sound, you can't hear it even if you are asleep.
Niu Xiaotian was very speechless, why did he attract such a selfish female tenant? He calmed down the 10,000 scorns running through his heart, and formally sat down cross-legged, preparing to practice and advance.
Qi settled in Dantian and took deep breaths for 360 times.
Niu Xiaotian picked up an advanced pill, threw it into his mouth, and swallowed it directly!
Soon, a heat spread from the stomach and extended towards the Dantian.
At this moment, Niu Xiaotian was not focused on anything else, and his entire consciousness was feeling the changes in the heat flow. He didn't even notice An Yue tiptoeing over to take a peek.
After the heat flow gathers in the Dantian, it begins to spread towards the meridians, like a trickle, continuous and incomparable, and the feeling is indescribable.
The body began to swell, and Niu Xiaotian felt as if he was floating. As the heat spread to the bones, muscles and skin, there was an unspeakable itching feeling.
Hold it!
Ru Ru doesn’t move!
I don't know how long I persisted, but the heat gradually disappeared, but the abdominal pain came clearly. Niu Xiaotian quickly stopped and ran into the hut.
Almost exhausted, Niu Xiaotian struggled to hold on to the wall, moved back into the room, and fell on the kang. Within a minute, he fell asleep tiredly.
At this time, it was already three o'clock in the middle of the night, and the duration of refining the advanced pill was six hours.
When she got up in the morning, Anyue came to the east room again and saw Niu Xiaotian coiled up on the kang like a shrimp, forgetting himself in sleep. She couldn't help but feel distressed and pulled the thin blanket over him and covered him gently.
In the next two days, Niu Xiaotian stayed at home and practiced every night. During this period, he only performed acupuncture on Kan Xiuxiu once.
After taking the three advanced pills, Niu Xiaotian also drank a glass of ginseng wine, plus two strong martial pills.
Finally, I got my wish and entered the second floor of Zhenwu!
My senses are sharper, I can see farther and hear farther, my body muscles are stronger and stronger, I can break bricks easily with one palm, and the fractures are neat.
Her diet returned to normal, and she even ate more than before. Seeing that she had an appetite, An Yue asked with a smile: "Xiaotian, let me test, have you made any progress in your practice?"
"You are never my opponent in a fight." Niu Xiaotian said proudly.
"If you don't fight, you can wrestle."
"are you serious?"
"Of course, since I became the village director, I haven't exercised or practiced Sanda. I feel like my body is rusty." An Yue lamented.
"You can't blame others for being lazy. There is a martial arts training ground behind the house." Niu Xiaotian rolled his eyelids.
"It's so boring to practice stupidly by yourself." An Yue waved her little hand and asked: "Xiaotian, is there any way to defeat the enemy with one move? For example, the sunflower acupuncture technique."
"Hehe, I do have a technique for beating people to death." Niu Xiaotian smiled evilly.
"It's like you didn't say anything!"
After dinner, the two were in the yard, putting their arms on each other's shoulders and starting a wrestling posture.
It only took half a minute for An Yue to admit defeat and truly realize the gap with Niu Xiaotian.
Niu Xiaotian seemed to have roots under his feet. An Yue was so suppressed that her head flushed, her limbs were sore, and she couldn't move even half an inch. Instead, she felt that the hand on her shoulder was so heavy that her waist was bent.
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"Xiaotian, let's learn from you another day!" An Yue said, rubbing her arm.
"Hey, I only have one criterion for accepting disciples." Niu Xiaotian chuckled, sitting in the yard with his legs crossed and posing.
"Isn't it just money?" Anyue snorted.
"No, how vulgar is our relationship to raise money?"
"Yes, that's so vulgar!" Anyue agreed with a thumbs up.
"The apprentice must wash the master's feet every day."
"Go ahead and dream! I haven't even washed my parents' feet."
Anyue punched her and made such a condition. It was clear that she deserved a beating. Unfortunately, she couldn't beat him. The punch just now made her hand hurt.
The two of them were enjoying the cool evening breeze in the yard when Niu Xiaotian's cell phone rang. It was Fan Zhihui, the general manager of Qingyun Shopping Mall, whom he had not contacted for a long time.
"Mr. Fan, everything is okay!"
Niu Xiaotian answered the phone and greeted him politely, only to hear Fan Zhihui say: "I'm fine, I'm in the process of resuming school for my daughter. Brother Xiaotian, I want to trouble you with something."
"Please speak!" Niu Xiaotian immediately sat up straight.
According to Fan Zhihui, her sister-in-law suddenly got a strange disease three days ago. She fell asleep at night and could not be woken up, but everything was normal during the day.
Not only that, but he seems to have become a nymphomaniac.
When I meet a handsome man, I can't help but blush and stick out my tongue, my eyes are dull and silly, and I can't move away from staring at him.
When his brother-in-law went to visit him, he was so frightened by his sister-in-law's extremely warm eyes that he almost ran away.
I'm afraid that if I'm not careful, I might make eye contact or something, which will affect the relationship between husband and wife.
Fan Zhihui seems to have turned around and praised himself for being handsome, which is a bit narcissistic.
"Have you gone to the hospital for a check-up?" Niu Xiaotian asked.
"Not yet. Fangfang is very resistant to this. When she says she wants to go to the hospital, she acts violently and breaks things."
The Fangfang that Fan Zhihui refers to is his sister-in-law Gong Fang, who is twenty-five years old and unmarried. She still lives with her parents and her home address is also in Qingyun Town.
"Then I'll go check it out tomorrow. If you're sick, I hope I can help. If you're really sick, you'll have to go to the hospital." Niu Xiaotian said.
"Thank you very much. When you come to town, please contact me in advance." Fan Zhihui said.
An Yue was standing by and couldn't help asking about the situation. Niu Xiaotian told the truth. After thinking about it, An Yue said: "I'll drive tomorrow, let's go together, don't let the crazy woman get in the way."