On a clear winter morning, the white fox finally reported the good news.
"Boss, it's time to take action. This stupid hedgehog is still thinking about advancing and has just closed itself off."
It was so good that Niu Xiaotian waited until the flowers withered and almost cried with excitement.
Immediately summon the female generals, fully armed, and pick up picks and shovels.
Also, wear multiple layers of masks and cover your mouth and nose.
I didn't know what was going to happen, but what the boss said was a general order and must be carried out. The female generals immediately tidied up and prepared to go into battle.
Action must be swift, as any delay may result in wasted effort.
The phantom white fox rushed to the entrance of the cave as fast as possible, revealed its original shape, immediately stuck out its buttocks, and let out a long fart into the cave.
The white fox has been taking food pills for a long time, and the power of this fart is earth-shattering, and the energy is as strong as a rainbow.
The stinky fart instantly filled the Hedgehog Fairy's cave. The aftertaste spread to the surrounding areas, and its lethality was still extremely powerful. It made the three female generals shed tears and Niu Xiaotian's vision became blurry.
The neighbor's dog was so smoked that it foamed at the mouth, twitched and fainted on the spot.
"Where does this smell come from? Why is it so smelly?" Dongyue yelled.
"Someone should burn dung. Don't do it downwind."
The summer flowers couldn't help but hide away. Wherever they could hide, the smell lingered around them and couldn't go away.
"You can catch this smell, grab a handful and throw it aside, take a deep breath of fresh air, and then grab it again."
Ba Xiaoyu has already summed up the experience, which shows how thick the fart is.
Fortunately, he was wearing a mask, which filtered out a lot of odor. Niu Xiaotian blinked his eyes, squeezed out two drops of smoked tears, and warned: "Bear with it, take action immediately, and follow me closely."
Niu Xiaotian held a plastic bucket in one hand and strode towards the back garden. The three girls, not knowing why, also followed after them with picks and shovels, stepping on the thick snow.
Definitely a test of will!
The closer I got to the hedgehog cave, the stronger the smell became, and I had to hold my breath until I couldn't bear it any longer before I took a breath.
Niu Xiaotian also regretted that he had underestimated the power of white fox farts and should have bought a gas mask in advance.
The white fox brought news that the hedgehog was fainted!
It was only temporary, the guy would wake up soon. Niu Xiaotian found a hole that was larger than the mouth of the bowl and immediately poured the cold spring water into it.
Then he poured another bucket, enough to completely soak the Hedgehog Fairy in it.
"Congratulations, boss, he won't be able to wake up within a quarter of an hour." White Fox congratulated him.
"I'm about to be suffocated by your farts!" Niu Xiaotian complained.
"Hey, different species, many animals don't find it smelly." The white fox sneered.
As it turned out, Heizi had no feeling for the smelly fart and was still wagging his tail in a relaxed manner.
How to get a hedgehog out of its hole?
We can only dig in the soil desperately, and while it doesn't wake up, we can't use the Earth Escape Technique.
"Hurry up, dig the soil as fast as possible and get out the things inside." Niu Xiaotian ordered hurriedly.
The female generals immediately took action, swinging pickaxes around the entrance of the cave and cleaning the frozen soil with shovels.
Fortunately, the soil was only frozen to a depth of thirty centimeters, and the soft soil layer was quickly dug.
Niu Xiaotian also participated in the excavation work, quickly throwing the soil shovel aside without raising his head.
The three women were all so tired that they were sweating profusely and had tears in their eyes, which were caused by the fox's farts.
ten minutes.
Twelve minutes.
More than one meter has been dug.
Afraid of running out of time, Niu Xiaotian quickly put on cotton gloves and reached in directly.
I felt the hedgehog and fished it out without hesitation.
The three girls were all astonished. The boss mobilized all his troops just to dig up a wet hedgehog!
It's not small, like the head of a child.
And what Boss Niu did next shocked them even more.
I saw an awl appear in Niu Xiaotian's hand. He flattened the curled up hedgehog, pushed it down on the snow, aimed at the abdomen, and stabbed it down hard.
The technique is so fast that it is almost invisible.
In just half a minute, the poor hedgehog turned into a bloody gourd, with its eyes staring, its legs and feet twitching slightly, and it died on the spot.
"Haha, if you go against me, the outcome will be so miserable." Niu Xiaotian burst out laughing.
"Boss, it's just a hedgehog!"
Ba Xiaoyu said in a trembling voice, she has always liked small animals, and she once raised a hedgehog. This kind of animal is timid and docile, so why does it go against the boss?
"It's not an ordinary hedgehog. If you just pull out a thorn, it can stab you to the core."
Niu Xiaotian hummed back, holding the hedgehog's little feet, and strode back to the yard.
It’s not over yet!
More brutal acts occurred in full view of the public.
Niu Xiaotian found a hammer and smashed the hedgehog's head into pieces with a few blows.
It’s hard not to think about it thoroughly.
Immediately afterwards, Niu Xiaotian transformed into an anatomy doctor and carefully pulled out the pile of rotten flesh on the head. It took him half an hour to find a small light gray bead from inside, and he happily put in the medicine.
in a bottle.
The Hedgehog Fairy’s inner elixir was finally obtained!
"Take all the thorns off this guy's body and feed the rest to Heizi!" Niu Xiaotian ordered.
The three women immediately took out the daggers from their waists and began to remove the thorns from the dead hedgehog.
When I got my hands on it, I realized that this hedgehog was no ordinary hedgehog. The spines on its back were incredibly strong and impossible to break. They were also extremely sharp and could cut your fingers if you were not careful.
Moreover, the fleshy skin is also very tough and the tip of a knife cannot penetrate it.
The three girls were so tired that they were sweating profusely before they finally removed all these thorns, which were a huge pile.
After cleaning it, he wrapped it in thick cloth and handed it to the boss. Niu Xiaotian locked it directly in the safe and kept it for later use.
I threw the dead hedgehog without thorns to Heizi. It was disgusted, sneezed and didn't want to eat it.
Great tonic!
If Niu Xiaotian hadn't been a mysophobia when it came to eating meat, he would have stewed hedgehog meat and used it to nourish himself.
After Niu Xiaotian's repeated persuasion, Heizi finally ate the hedgehog alive, then shrank into the nest and didn't come out for a whole day, still having to digest it.
A great victory.
There are even Easter eggs!
The unwilling soul of the Hedgehog Immortal was trying to escape, but was blocked by the white fox and forced to drive him into the Immortal Cultivation Building.
It's impossible to run away!
Its current abilities cannot even be defeated by a ghost maid.
"Congratulations, boss, you can sit back and relax from now on." White Fox said happily.
"You can't keep that hedgehog ghost." Niu Xiaotian couldn't help but remind him that without any restrictions, he would still run away sooner or later if he had the chance.
"Oh, no, I won't raise it. I'll kill it directly if I force it to confess the inside story."
"Hehe, you are cruel enough."
"To each other." White Fox said nonchalantly, "Anyway, the boat of friendship between me and the beast fairies has capsized long ago."
"If the beast immortals have your kind of consciousness, there will be peace under Qingyun Mountain." Niu Xiaotian praised.
"Oh, I can't help myself!"
The white fox sighed, if he didn't follow Boss Niu wholeheartedly, there would be no other choice!