"Are you Master Niu Xiaoda Niu?" The old man put one hand behind his waist and asked slowly.
"I don't dare to be a master. Niu Xiaotian is just a subordinate." Niu Xiaotian said politely.
"In the fifth chapter of the next chapter, I was given a name by a magic calculator. I would like to learn something from Master Niu. Is it possible?" The old man announced his family name and raised his chin with inexplicable arrogance.
Colleagues are here!
Niu Xiaotian was surprised, and what was even more surprising was the person's name. He couldn't help but widen his eyes and said: "Zhang Wuji, cool, Nine Yang Magic, invincible in the world!"
"My little friend, I made a mistake in my name. Li Zaozhang, the five of the five elements, and the season of the seasons." Zhang Wuji couldn't help but correct his mistake.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I've read too many martial arts novels. Master Zhang, please come in!"
Niu Xiaotian is bored. Having a colleague to chat with can help pass the time. Maybe we can also learn from each other, learn from each other's strengths and make progress together!
"This is my apprentice, Shi Liuneng, just call me Xiaoliu." Zhang Wuji introduced the young man next to him.
"Hello, Brother Tian!"
Shi Liuneng slightly arched his hand, which was polite.
Zhang Wuji and Shi Liuneng are competing with numbers!
"Xiao Liu, help me open the door and drive the car in!" Niu Xiaotian waved.
Shi Liuneng agreed, helped open both doors, ran back to the car, reversed, turned around, and entered the hospital, all in one go.
Niu Xiaotian was shocked. He has good driving skills at such a young age! Sure enough, heroes come from young.
No, this is exactly driving without a license.
Today, Heizi has already learned how to look and did not scream. He just squatted aside and watched closely the movements of the person coming.
Zhang Wuji stopped in front of Heizi, pointed at it and said: "This dog is actually very talented and has a unique skeleton. It must have an extraordinary origin."
"Hehe, thank you. His mother is a wolf, and his father is a dog that performs miracles." Niu Xiaotian said proudly.
Zhang Wuji suddenly changed the topic and said seriously: "Although this ferocious dog is good, it is too bloodthirsty and needs to be trained by a good breeder."
Bloodthirsty?
Where to start!
Niu Xiaotian turned to look at Heizi. There was indeed bloodshot eyes at the corner of his mouth, which was the residue of eating rat meat.
The old master had good observation skills. Niu Xiaotian slapped his thigh and said exaggeratedly: "The master's words are right. This dog, I have spoiled it since childhood. I eat too much raw meat. Now I don't drink a bowl every day."
Blood means eating people. Two days ago, Chang Qibiao from the neighboring village had a mean hand. He had to tease it and bite it with a click, and the dog's teeth penetrated the palm of his hand. "
Shi Liuneng was so frightened that his face changed, and he couldn't help but take two steps back. Zhang Wuji also trembled, but he was a master after all, and he behaved quite calmly, and continued to walk forward leisurely on crutches.
"Does this homestead belong to my little friend?" Zhang Wuji asked again.
"I just moved, so it's okay!" Niu Xiaotian said.
"The yin rises and the yang wanes!"
This is a bit awesome!
Niu Xiaotian couldn't help but give a thumbs up, "Master is indeed extraordinary, that's right. As said, besides me and Heizi, the only ones left here are seven girls."
Zhang Wuji couldn't help but cough a few times and said nothing.
That's not what he meant.
On the way, I found out that Niu Xiaotian was an orphan. I thought he lived alone and the large house was sparsely populated, so naturally the yin was in the ascendant and the yang was in decline.
Unexpectedly, this boy was surrounded by flowers and boundless happiness.
As soon as they entered the house, Zhang Wuji, master and apprentice, were shocked by the luxury of Niuzhai and couldn't help but walk cautiously.
When he came to the luxurious living room and sat down, Niu Xiaotian made two cups of tea and handed over a good cigarette.
But Zhang Wuji waved his hand and asked his apprentice to take out dry cigarettes from his bag, roll one, and boasted: "This cigarette of mine is mixed with honey. It clears the lungs and moisturizes the throat. Even good cigarettes are not as good as it."
Okay! It's up to you.
Niu Xiaotian lit a cigarette, crossed his legs and asked, "Master Zhang, where is Fu Zhai?"
"Jinyuan Town!"
"It's not too far. I went there the day before yesterday."
"I and Taoist Priest Ji Yuan of Ji Shengguan are close friends." Zhang Wuji became arrogant again.
"Haha, let's put it this way, the relationship is even closer. The Taoist temple plans to build two new temples, which is the Feng Shui planned by me." Niu Xiaotian smiled proudly.
"That's my master's job, and you gave it to me..."
Shi Liuneng's words were interrupted by Zhang Wuji's coughing, "Don't talk too much. Those who are capable will stay."
oh!
Niu Xiaotian understood that the two uninvited guests suddenly visited because he had robbed them of a fortune.
It’s not surprising that people often say that dogs are not good and that the house’s yin is strong and yang is weak.
The mood is broken!
"Well, I just went to Youyou to do a favor. I wonder how much remuneration Master Yoshimoto promised to give you?" Niu Xiaotian was not angry and asked curiously.
"Eight hundred!" Shi Liuneng spoke quickly.
Niu Xiaotian held it in as hard as he could. He must hold it in. He couldn't say that he had made 80,000 yuan. He was really afraid that Master Zhang opposite him would have a heart attack if he knew about it.
"I wonder who my little friend is studying under?" Zhang Wuji asked while smoking a dry cigarette.
It sounded so formal and awkward, so Niu Xiaotian said casually: "He is a mountain Taoist, not very famous. The master's weapons are magnificent, he must be from a well-known and authentic family!"
"The founder is the great warlock Guan Gongming. He later followed Shao Kangjie's method of calculation and understood the masters of the big and small Liuren, the number of plum blossoms, the number of Ziwei Dou, the understanding of three lives, and the secret of the world..."
Zhang Wuji opened his chatterbox and kept talking, which made Niu Xiaotian's head as big as a bucket and a hundred claws scratching his heart.
Sales, this is salesmanship.
Zhang Wuji had recited the above words countless times, and they were so accurate that he would not make a single mistake.
People who don't know how to do it will look like masters at first glance and can easily be fooled.
The next recitation made Niu Xiaotian really unbearable. He actually talked about the Three Kingdoms! Master Zhang has entered the wrong profession. He should teach storytelling, and he will definitely make more money.
"But it is said that Xuande visited Kongming twice but did not meet him. He wanted to visit him again. Guan Gong said..."
"Master, stop it, stop torturing me. Tell me clearly, what is your intention?"
Niu Xiaotian feels that his level of classical Chinese has been greatly improved in a short period of time.
"Well, as the saying goes, there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, so why don't I compete with my little friend, and the loser will voluntarily withdraw from the world."
Zhang Wuji’s old fox tail is finally revealed!
The purpose of this trip is to challenge Niu Xiaotian and use this most direct and elementary method to squeeze Niu Xiaotian out of the warlock circle.
interesting!
Niu Xiaotian asked with great interest: "Master, what is the test method?"
"Best of three."
"I'm not good at playing chess. I'm a lousy chess player. I can recommend our village's chess master Zhang." Niu Xiaotian said.
"No!"
"Rock, paper, scissors? Isn't this too substandard?"
"neither!"
Zhang Wuji waved his big hands and said arrogantly: "The competition between you and me is naturally a competition of skills, showing off what you have learned in your life. It can be divided into three items: recognizing people and judging their appearance, Feng Shui and people, and calculations with flying fingers!"
"Master Zhang, this statement is too general. Be more specific!" Niu Xiaotian said.