Chapter 36 Accompany you to play the trick to the end
The cultural level of Zhu Yougen and his wife is not high, otherwise, you would have heard that the word "guimeixinqiao" is full of derogatory elements, and Niu Xiaotian has long been wary of them.
I saw Niu Xiaotian retracting his eyes and saying with a solemn expression: "There is indeed a ghost, hiding in the body. It's not easy to handle after it gets used to it and doesn't want to move away!"
"Master, since you are here, you must use your magical powers to save us!"
When Zhu Yougen heard this, he began to bow pitifully and beg again, and squeezed out a few tears. His wife Du Juan also bowed in confusion, but she didn't seem to be scared.
The couple is clearly acting!
Brother Xiaotian will accompany you to the end to see how exciting the ending will be.
After making up his mind, Niu Xiaotian asked: "Have you got all the things I asked you to prepare?"
"Done!"
"Master, are you prepared for your hard work?"
Zhu Yougen was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Master, please don't worry, everything is ready!"
Looking at the electronic watch on his wrist, it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon. Niu Xiaotian nodded and said: "It's Shenshi now, and we will start exorcising ghosts immediately. You must listen to me during the whole process, otherwise, you will have to pay if it fails."
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"We all understand! Just give the master's orders."
Niu Xiaotian pinched his waist and began to make arrangements. He closed the courtyard door so that no outsiders could disturb him, and took the watchdog away. If he barked nonsense here, it would also affect the deity of the gods.
Zhu Yougen obeyed his instructions one by one, and Niu Xiaotian arranged for Du Juan to pile the debris in the yard aside, then take the kang table out of the house and place it in the middle of the yard.
"Master, why don't you go into the house and do this?" Du Juan asked.
"There is foul smell in the house. The courtyard is ventilated and the spells are more powerful." Lu Xiaochuan waved his hand and asked again: "Have you had a stomachache in the past two days?"
"Yes, I happened to be in trouble." Du Juan nodded.
"Well, with such a weak constitution, it will take a lot of effort to drive out ghosts." Niu Xiaotian sighed.
"Actually, I have a problem, I have trouble sleeping..."
While they were talking, Zhu Yougen came out from behind the house and coughed hard several times with a cold face. Du Juan closed her mouth in frustration, went in and took out yellow paper, incense candles and a bag of red beans.
Niu Xiaotian weighed the red beans with his hands, and found that they were more than five kilograms, not the required three kilograms or three ounces.
sneering secretly, Niu Xiaotian didn't criticize it and just put it aside.
The ghost exorcism ceremony was carried out in an orderly manner. Niu Xiaotian put three sticks of incense on the table, lit three candles, and asked Du Juan to bring a bowl of clean water. The peach wood sword was too confusing, only as long as a finger, and the workmanship was very rough.
Just like a small sword.
Du Juan always looked into the room inadvertently, as if there was someone hiding inside. However, the window was half open and Niu Xiaotian listened carefully, but did not hear any unusual movement.
"You all come here and kneel down!" Niu Xiaotian ordered coldly.
Both of them were stunned for a moment, and Momojiji was very reluctant. Finally, they both knelt down in the yard, facing the three sticks of incense!
Niu Xiaotian closed his eyes slightly, held the small peach wood sword, and muttered something in his mouth, as if he were a master. Then, he took out two pieces of yellow paper from the whole roll, picked them up on the small wooden sword comically, and continued
Recite the so-called mantra.
After about three minutes, Niu Xiaotian put down the yellow paper and opened the red bean bag.
Whoa! Soon, the red beans were scattered all over the yard.
Seeing this scene, Zhu Yougen was particularly anxious. If he picked it up again, it would take a lot of effort.
"Master, why are you spreading it on the ground?" Unable to hold back, Zhu Yougen asked.
"When ghosts walk by, they will leave footprints." Niu Xiaotian explained.
"Then we should scatter ashes too?"
"Are you the master or am I? Shut up!"
Niu Xiaotian glared impatiently. Zhu Yougen stopped talking, but quietly poked his wife's shoulder with his finger. Du Juan's body couldn't help but tremble.
Back at the table, Niu Xiaotian lit a piece of yellow paper and burned it on the clean water, letting the ashes fall inside.
He stirred it with a peach wood sword and ordered: "Drink the water!"
How to drink this?
Zhu Yougen's face turned into a bitter melon. With trembling hands, he picked up the water bowl covered with paper ashes, took a small sip, and then handed it to his wife in an insincere manner.
Seeing the black ash stuck to Zhu Yougen's mouth, it looked like he had a black beard, which was very funny. Niu Xiaotian held it in so hard that he almost burst into laughter.
Du Juan pinched her nose and drank all the bowl of water. Her mouth turned black. They looked like a couple!
But Niu Xiaotian's next move made the couple completely explode and they no longer wanted to pretend.
Niu Xiaotian tore a piece of yellow paper from the middle, pretended to draw two talismans on it with a mahogany sword, then spat on them, slapped them hard twice, and stuck them on the foreheads of Zhu Yougen and Du Juan respectively.
Zhu Yougen couldn't bear the humiliation and tore off the yellow paper, "Niu Xiaotian! Damn you..."
Before the curse words were spoken, Du Juan also tore off the yellow paper and suddenly began to take off her clothes quickly until almost nothing was left. She shouted: "I am a ghost, I am a ghost, I don't want to live anymore!"
Since he is a ghost, he is still alive!
Niu Xiaotian didn't care and just watched the fun with his arms folded.
At this time, Zhu Yougen quickly took out his mobile phone and started shaking the video. Du Juan rolled her eyes vigorously and ran into the room.
At the end of the video, Zhu Yougen put his phone back into his pocket, became furious, stared at his little eyes, clenched his fists and shouted: "Niu Xiaotian, you little liar, look, you scared my wife crazy!
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"Hey, it's normal. Before the ghost comes out, he always has to go crazy." Niu Xiaotian sneered, "Your wife's figure is so bad, she looks so ugly even if she takes it off."
"Yes, you still want to insult my wife."
"Gee, I didn't even touch her."
"I have recorded the evidence. It is true that you are pretending to be a ghost and scaring people. You must pay for it! Pay for it!"
"How much is the compensation?"
"Ten thousand, or I will report the crime and I will arrest you little brat." Zhu Yougen smiled sinisterly, turned around and ran into the warehouse quickly, taking out a machete.
"Zhu Yougen, have you seen it? There are footprints on the ground. The ghost has left." Niu Xiaotian was not afraid at all and pointed to the yard.
"Nonsense, these are my footprints." Zhu Yougen said.
"Then you are a ghost!"
"Stop doing this with me, Niu Xiaotian, get the money quickly and get out."
“What should I do if I have no money?”
"Then write a note! It must be returned within three days." Zhu Yougen was already prepared. He took out a piece of white paper from his pocket and threw it over, followed by a ballpoint pen.
Ha ha!
Niu Xiaotian finally laughed so hard that he burst into tears. He pointed at Zhu Yougen and said, "You want money, right? But you also have a life to spend."
"What do you mean? Do you dare to kill me? Don't ask around in Dongfeng Village. I'm not someone to be trifled with." Zhu Yougen pointed to his nose with his thumb, showing his true colors with a ruthless look on his face.