"Xiao Tian, I'm worried that if Huang Pingye falls in love with me, the trouble will be endless." An Yue said seriously.
Niu Xiaotian's cheeks bulged so high that he struggled to retract his popped eyeballs and asked in a trembling voice: "Sister, are you so confident?"
"Shouldn't I be confident with my figure and appearance?" An Yue looked arrogant.
"Okay! I will risk my life for the sake of prospering the village. I will suffer the consequences if I suffer. I will be your little boyfriend for once."
Niu Xiaotian patted his chest solemnly, never letting this flying golden phoenix fly away again in fright.
"You've suffered a lot." An Yue rolled her eyes.
"Hey, since we are partners, do we still have to kiss each other?" Niu Xiaotian pouted with a smirk.
"Go away!"
An Yue's flying kick immediately struck, Niu Xiaotian dodged to avoid it, ran out laughing, and disappeared in a flash.
In the afternoon, village cleaning!
Anyue spent money to find several village women who were idle at home. They cleaned them spotlessly from inside to outside, even wiping the windows. Then she took the trouble to drive to the town, bought good tea and cigarettes, and also
There are various fruits.
I don’t know if it tastes good or not, but it’s expensive!
Niu Xiaotian didn't know how to work. He said he had a stomachache after eating too much and lacked strength.
First he went to the river to take a bath. After returning home, Niu Xiaotian took out the dried snake skin and studied it carefully.
It is a pity that this snake demon in Dongfeng Village is too shallow and not as good as a rat spirit. It can only be made into an offensive weapon, a snakeskin whip!
Just do it!
Niu Xiaotian found scissors and a ruler, cut the snake skin into thin strips evenly, discarded the useless parts, drew another talisman, and burned it in a large bowl filled with water to make talisman water.
Dip your hands into the talisman water, weave the snake skin into a whip more than two meters long, and attach it to a short wooden handle.
The next step was to draw the symbols on the whip, which was a lot of work and required extra concentration. It was very energy-consuming. Niu Xiaotian had to take an extra strong martial pill.
I was busy all afternoon, and it was not until dusk that I was declared finished.
Feeling the breath of the whip, Niu Xiaotian grinned and was very satisfied. Then he came to the martial arts training ground and whipped an eggplant plant a few meters away.
Snapped!
The sound was clear and sweet, and a plump eggplant fell to the ground. The purple skin was broken open, revealing the tender flesh inside.
Ha ha!
Niu Xiaotian laughed loudly, whipped the eggplant in and out, and dropped a dozen eggplants.
Okay, dinner is eggplant stew, don’t waste the vegetables.
If you are a little more careful, you will find that Niu Xiaotian's snakeskin whip did not actually touch the eggplant.
This is the wonderful thing about the whip. It can attack from a distance. The visual distance is about three meters. The strong force on it can definitely tear clothes apart.
It's a pity, it's a pity. If this snake demon practices practice for another thirty years, the air distance can be expanded to ten meters, which will be awesome.
The wind-inducing ball made of mouse hair has also been used for seven days.
Now Niu Xiaotian has two useful weapons in his hands, the wind-inducing ball and the snake-skin whip!
Anyue dragged her tired body back and looked sideways at Niu Xiaotian as if nothing had happened. This kid was too naughty. Everyone was busy with him, but he was lazy at home.
"Hey, thank you for your hard work, sister!" Niu Xiaotian said with a smile.
"You also know, is your stomachache healed?" An Yue asked angrily.
ah?
Niu Xiaotian was stunned and almost forgot the excuse he made up, "Well, it just happened. Alas, I kept running to the hut in the afternoon, and I was completely exhausted."
"Tch, I see you look pretty good, you must be lying."
An Yue knew full well that she couldn't argue with this kid and went inside to eat. Not to mention, the eggplant stew tasted pretty good, so she couldn't help but eat a small bowl of rice.
When Kan Xiuxiu came, Niu Xiaotian used acupuncture again. After the treatment, he sent her home.
Anyue couldn't help but ask how long the treatment would last. Niu Xiaotian said that he was responsible for the patient. He would need four more acupunctures in seven to forty-nine days. From now on, it would be Kan Xiuxiu's own destiny.
"I'm so tired!" Anyue lay on the kang and stretched her limbs.
"Sister, just say so and you won't be charged."
Niu Xiaotian jumped on the kang with a smile and began to massage Anyue, from shoulders to calves, back and forth until she fell asleep comfortably on her stomach.
Just in the middle of the night, Heizi suddenly started barking!
somebody is coming!
Niu Xiaotian, who was sleeping, jumped off the kang with a quick step, grabbed the wind-inducing ball and snakeskin whip, and rushed out of the door.
Whoosh whoosh!
Small glass bottles flew over the courtyard wall one after another, so densely that Niu Xiaotian had to dodge in a hurry, but he didn't hit any of them.
Then there was a snapping sound, and the glass bottles hit the wall and broke into pieces.
There was a yellowish-brown viscous substance flowing out, which was feces, and the stench soon filled the entire yard.
Niu Xiaotian almost went crazy. He rushed over and opened the courtyard door.
There were three motorcycles parked outside, and three strong men with their faces covered were taking out glass bottles from their backpacks, putting them on slingshots, and shooting happily into the yard.
Seeing Niu Xiaotian, the strong men immediately took aim at him.
Needless to say, Zhang Yongbiao sent another gangster. This time he learned Niu Xiaotian's previous tricks and used a slingshot that could shoot from a long distance.
One more crime, plagiarism!
After a round of shooting, the strong men started their motorcycles, turned around and tried to run away!
Niu Xiaotian breathed heavily, felt the wind direction, and immediately shook the wind-inducing ball in his hand.
Bang!
After a few shouts, the strong men fell to the ground one after another, including their motorcycles. They were so dizzy that they couldn't get up.
Woof woof woof!
Heizi, who was sneezing from the stench, also rushed over, baring his teeth and running towards the nearest strong man.
The yard was smelly, and Heizi was most affected. He was very angry and started to bite!
Niu Xiaotian hurriedly stopped him, "Heizi, you can't bite your neck or your legs!"
Heizi obeyed and changed his direction, biting the strong man's thigh suddenly, tearing it hard, and immediately a long bloody mark appeared, and the skin and flesh were turned out.
“Good bite!”
After receiving encouragement, Heizi immediately ran towards another strong man. In less than ten seconds, all three strong men were bitten by dogs. They were all dripping with blood and crying for their fathers and mothers.
The strong men all woke up. They couldn't hold up the motorcycle for a while, so they simply didn't want it anymore. They covered their bleeding thighs and wanted to run away.
"Heizi, come back!"
Niu Xiaotian shouted and raised the snakeskin whip in his hand.
Bang bang bang!
The sound was endless, but a few meters away, the strong men's pants were torn open, and the whole buttocks soon became a bloody mess.
It's infinitely more painful than a dog bite, and it's extremely insulting.
The strong men were jumping on the ground in pain, like grasshoppers exploding in a pot, and their miserable screams were louder than the others.
"Run again! Believe it or not, I will kill you bunch of cowards today." Niu Xiaotian scolded angrily.