Chapter 119 Use sweet pets to dominate female frequency!
I'll correct the typos first, so you can read it later, sorry.
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Zhong Yunqing's desire to continue writing was actually not a whim. He had already started to conceive of a new book when he was in a school for the deaf and mute.
The reason is that Sisi and Yaya lived together at that time. For a young boy in his twenties, staying alone in the dormitory in the dead of night would always feel "lonely, empty and cold".
So at times like this, you need to find something else to do to divert your attention.
That's the only thing about writing that's good. As soon as you think about it carefully, the author will fall into the plot he envisioned and can't extricate himself. In this way, he won't have random thoughts anymore.
But there are also disadvantages. After all, Zhong Yunqing has been reading for more than ten years in his previous life, and he has read countless classics. So for him who has difficulty in choosing, he was really confused about what kind of new book to write.
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At the beginning, he was thinking about writing a new book like "Fights Breaking the Sky" or "Douluo Dalu", so as to attract a new wave of book fans.
It wasn't until his relationship with Sisi was exposed, and until the "hate for seizing his wife" was "overwhelming" all over the Internet... that he realized how immature his thoughts were.
Since he wants to write, why not write something that he can adapt or film himself in the future. For him now, writing those long novels is a waste of time.
It was at this time that he really determined the format of the new book he was going to write next: a short story plus easy adaptation.
That is to say, he was so busy before that he didn't have much time to code. Otherwise, he would have started to put it into practice. It happened to be free today, so he might as well upload the beginning of the idea and test the water first.
Just do what you say. This is a fine tradition that Zhong Yunqing has developed over the years.
He moved the things Sisi and the others bought before back to the hotel.
Then I went back to my room, took a shower, and turned on my laptop. Then I opened my writer account, which I hadn’t logged in for a while, and started coding a book title:
"Chef Fang, the Peerless Sweet Pet".
Well, this is what Zhong Yunqing can think of, the only best one that can counter those people who shout "hate for seizing his wife" every day.
Especially when it is adapted into a TV series, the bun-faced Fang Yishao truly deserves the title of "The Best Wife"!
It's just that Zhong Yunqing is not a literary young man. He felt that the title of the play "Chef Fang Carrying a Pot Among the Flowers" in his previous life was too difficult to pronounce. So he decided to write this book, and he changed the title directly.
After all, a sweet pet is just a sweet pet, so what’s the point of being so literary and artistic? The main thing is content!
Then there is another point. In his previous life, he watched a TV series because he thought it was good, and then watched it again. After watching it only once, he would definitely not be able to remember the plots in it.
But the good thing is that as a Baozi face control person, whenever he encountered a drama shortage in his previous life, he would dig out his favorite TV series and watch them again. This TV series is second only to "Bright Sword" and "Shanshan Is Here" in his heart
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It is no exaggeration to say that he has watched "Chef Fang in the Flower Room" more than ten times in his previous life, and almost all the plots in the plot can be remembered clearly.
So when Zhong Yunqing wants to write this book, he doesn't actually need to write it in the same way as Master Erya. He just needs to write it according to the plot of the TV series in his own memory, like a script.
Open the author page, arrange the book title, and Zhong Yunqing begins to code the conceived content:
"... Dongxiang Mansion, North Street Morning Market. The early autumn morning is still a bit cool. People coming and going are in a hurry.
Therefore, the hottest business in the morning is undoubtedly the breakfast shop. However, at this time, there are very few people queuing up at the porridge shop and steamed bun stall. On the contrary, there is another Chaos shop next to the city gate, where many people can already be seen.
The long queue…”
Zhong Yunqing’s text is average, but I still remember the plot, so I can describe the plot of the heroine’s appearance based on the TV series’ image in my mind:
"Among all the breakfast stalls on North Street, this Chaos stall is the only one that is always lined with people. Four tables are already occupied, and the remaining people just hold their bowls and walk on the street.
Eat directly while squatting.
No wonder, this is a wonton shop, and the owner is a girl who looks to be only 28 years old.
He looks pretty good, with a bun face, big eyes, and wears a well-fitting goose-yellow dress. His movements when cooking chaos are very skillful, and he seems to be a skilled practitioner.
She sets up a stall selling wontons at the city gate every morning. Fortunately, the security in Dongxiang Mansion has always been good, and officials will not cause trouble for no reason, so she can always set up a stall here.
Not to mention, even though she was just making Chaos, she didn’t know how the fillings in the wontons were made. In short, as soon as she started setting up the stall, the aroma could be smelled in half of the street, attracting diners from all directions.
It’s all attracted…”
While Zhong Yunqing recalled the opening plot of the TV series, he used his own narrative method to translate it into text codes.
Because he was so focused, he didn't even notice that the door was opened. The girl was carrying a lot of things and had just used her room key to open the door, preparing to let out her habitual howl to ask her boyfriend to come out and help.
As soon as she entered the door, she saw her boyfriend sitting in front of the computer with his back to her. She was a little curious about what he was doing. He was so focused that he didn't even notice her coming back.
So I gently put my things at the door, then didn't close the door or change my slippers. I crept up behind Zhong Yunqing to see what he was doing.
Sisi walked very carefully, and Zhong Yunqing did feel a little "in trance". Combined with the memory of the code words that he was concentrating on, he had no idea that Sisi was standing less than one meter behind him.
"So this guy is writing... I thought he was doing something." Sisi thought about it, but still couldn't help but want to see what her boyfriend had written.
She knew all the books written by Zhong Yunqing before, so she was really curious about the new book written by her boyfriend.
Although Sisi is a little short-sighted, she has no problem reading the words on the computer screen at close range. She follows her boyfriend as he types.
Zhong Yunqing was too immersed in it, so he didn't notice her. He just kept moving skillfully and quickly coded the plot onto the writer's page:
"Although there are many residents waiting in line for food, the little girl is also busy step by step. She keeps moving her hands and her mouth is not idle. She hums a strange tune in a weird tune.
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Tianshan Ququ Cantonese Wonton,
Sichuan handmade bread noodles.
Three fresh mushrooms, pork and bamboo shoots,
Winter wontons for summer solstice noodles...
At this time, the people eating wontons felt doubly interesting as they listened to her humming this ditty.
So someone couldn't help but ask her:
"Hey, little girl, what are you singing..."
The little boy-faced man was not angry at being interrupted. Instead, he replied cheerfully:
"This is a ditty I made up myself. The wontons you are eating now actually have different names in different places..."
"For example, in the Tianshan area, people call it Ququ, and they are stuffed with mutton; in southern Guangdong, they are called wontons or dumplings, mostly stuffed with pork, and in places near the sea, they are stuffed with seafood.
It is often cooked with noodles; in the central Sichuan area, it is called "chaoshou", which is stuffed with various ingredients, and sometimes dried and fried, and eaten with sauce; in the Ezhou area, it is called bun noodles, which are stuffed with donkey meat.
and beef fillings...but for this wonton, the most exquisite taste is found in Jiangsu and Zhejiang areas. Three fresh mushrooms, pork and bamboo shoots are the fillings..."
This long paragraph coded by Zhong Yunqing, and the heroine's detailed explanation of chaos, made the foodie Shi who was peeking behind her unable to bear it in an instant. She swallowed lightly and suddenly felt like eating.
Then she raised her pink fist behind Zhong Yunqing's back with a vicious expression.
"This bad guy, what's the point of writing about chaos? It makes people feel hungry again! I originally wanted to lose weight during this period... How about eating the dumplings first and then thinking about losing weight!"
Sisi thought about it in her mind, but remained silent and continued to peek behind him to see what new plot this guy could come up with.
Just watch Zhong Yunqing continue to code:
"The diners were stunned by this detailed introduction to chaos. It turns out that this thing also has these interesting facts.
So everyone became more curious about this little girl's life experience. Someone asked her again:
"Little girl, what's your name? Why do you know so much about wontons?"
After listening to this, the little girl with a bun face waved her hands at the diners and said with a smile:
"My name is Fang Yishao... Actually, I don't just know about wontons, I know about all kinds of food in the world. Because I have learned cooking skills from my father for ten years, and he used to be an imperial chef!"
Most people didn't listen to what was said next. On the contrary, as soon as they heard this little girl's name, many people started laughing.
"This name is too strange! Fang Yishao, Yishao..."
The little girl was not annoyed by the laughter of the diners. Instead, she also laughed and said:
"I think it's pretty good, one spoonful, no more, no less, one spoonful is just right..."
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I sat in front of the computer with no distractions and spent two full hours coding a large chapter of more than 7,000 words.
After writing the first chapter, Zhong Yunqing clicked upload and prepared to stretch. As soon as he leaned on the sofa, he smelled the familiar body fragrance of the girl next to him.
At this time, Sisi also saw the heroine's sister and couldn't help but chuckle.
Zhong Yunqing turned around and looked at the girl standing behind him, smiled and said:
"Sister, when did you come back?"
Sisi came over at this time and sat directly next to him.
"I've been back for half an hour..."
In other words, if she had followed the normal routine at this time, Sisi would have stood up, thrust her waist into his face, and then continued in a nonchalant way:
"Hmph╯^╰I've been back for so long, and you haven't even noticed! This proves that I'm not as important to you as your computer! It makes me so angry! You can just live with this computer from now on..."
But these bloody plots will never happen. In other words, at least they won't happen to Sisi.
In fact, although Sisi is carefree, she is also a very serious female man. She will not show such a unruly and willful plot.
So at this time, Sisi just looked at Zhong Yunqing and continued happily:
"As soon as I walked in, I saw you sitting in front of the computer motionless! You were so absorbed, I thought you were watching a "martial arts" movie!"
When Zhong Yunqing saw how naughty his little girlfriend was, he immediately grabbed her shoulders and picked her up.
Then he sat directly on his lap.
Then he smelled the fragrance of her hair, looked at the girl, and said with a slightly evil expression:
"Sister, it seems that you know these things very well! Then why don't we watch male-female "war" movies together, and then share our experiences with each other..."
"Fuck you, you're not serious. I don't want to be with you. Look, look at those!"
Sisi lightly hammered his chest and stood up from the sofa as she spoke.
Then she no longer dared to look directly into her boyfriend's burning gaze, and walked away from him three meters away as if fleeing and continued:
"I'm going to take a shower first. You can continue typing quickly. I'll come back later to help you as a reviewer."
Then when she saw that her boyfriend hadn't come after her, she started to get bolder again. Before Zhong Yunqing could respond, she thought for a while and continued:
"By the way, I will search your computer when I come out later to see if there is any inappropriate content in it. If you dare to have these movies, don't you think I will delete them all for you! Humph!"
Let me go, the girl suddenly became so "cruel", which was unexpected by Zhong Yunqing. If you want to delete all his resources, wouldn't that mean you have to lose a lot of teachers?
He would never allow his sister to do such a cruel thing. So he responded with a righteous expression:
"Girl, actually don't look through my computer. I can guarantee that my computer is as pure as me! I'll give you four!"
Sisi had long since distrusted her boyfriend's so-called "faith". She shook her head with a cute expression, and then said with a serious expression:
"Hmph╯^╰, it's weird to believe you!"
"I am the most serious author on the Internet, how could I have these things?"
The girl didn’t believe him! She continued to look at him with a look of disgust:
"Hearing is false, seeing is believing! I have to check it myself to know!"
This is the sweet pet article that Zhong Yunqing has been thinking about for a long time and preparing to write.
Many female authors in later generations like to use male videos to become gods.
He also tried to switch to a female channel to become a god. In this era when the entire network is dominated by domineering CEOs and pornographic articles, it can be said to be a big killer!
In his previous life, he watched a lot of TV dramas like Xue Shanshan and Fang Yishao, especially Xue Shanshan and Fang Yishao, two dumplings. He basically re-watched the drama twice every year. The plots are very familiar to him.
, it’s not difficult to adapt it at all!
With his current status as a platinum author, writing these two books can quickly attract attention.
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The history of Chef Fang is vague, a little like the Song Dynasty, and a little like the Ming Dynasty. Zhong Yunqing also has a vague view of history like the great master Erya, and everything is mainly sweet.
Full of inspiration, Zhong Yunqing wrote three short chapters with 6,000 words in two hours and uploaded them.
Then in less than half an hour, the number of views reached more than 30,000.
Since Jiu Ying finished the book, his readers have been urging him to write a new book. There are many readers who habitually check his author page every night to see if there are any new books uploaded.
"Hey, let me go, why did my Zongzi Da go to a female channel? Why are you writing a sweet pet article? If you are not doing your job, hurry up and write the Nine Infant Immortal Realm chapter, you bastard!"
Of course, not all of them are criticizing, there are also some rational comments:
"Chef Fang, is this a chef article? Does this big star at the beginning also know how to cook? How cool! Sister Sisi is very good at eating."
"Hahaha, it's obvious from the beginning that the heroine has a cheeky face. No need to explain. I suspect Sisi is reviewing the manuscript next to the author!"