There is still a short paragraph at the end that I haven’t had time to revise, so I’ll read it later, sorry.
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After Sisi and Ying Bao finished talking about criticizing Zhong Yunqing, they looked at Zhang Jianing and Mao Xiaotong with the same hatred:
"Hmm... why don't you two express your stance! Which side are you on?"
The sharp eyes of these two people made Zhang Jianing and Mao Xiaotong nod immediately:
"Of course we are on your side! Of course we have to help you at this time! Let's criticize Director Zhong together in a while!"
"Well, criticize and fight!"
After Sisi listened to the two people's statements, regardless of the ambiguity in their words, she nodded with satisfaction and said:
"Well, that's pretty much it!"
Then again, if we want to criticize him, why is he criticizing Zhong Yunqing instead of criticizing Chen Xiaohong, the substitute chef?
Of course, it's because the girls are all foodies, and the food Chen Xiaohong makes is really delicious, so they naturally take this issue very seriously.
After all, the only person to blame was the person who invited her here. How could the responsibility be placed on her?
So "rounding things off", of course it is better to criticize Zhong Yunqing.
If Zhong Yunqing could read minds, he would naturally praise the girls for their "powerful" logical thinking.
This logic is really true, everyone is a logic genius!
While the girls were plotting how to criticize Zhong Yunqing, he had just completed setting up the filming camera with his crew. So he walked into the kitchen and prepared to start directing and filming.
Then I belatedly heard those girls not far away saying, why do they want to be criticized...
So when he was curious, he walked over and asked:
"Who among you want to criticize and fight? Let me criticize and fight with you."
Sisi had the support of her sisters anyway, so of course she placed her hands on her hips happily and said directly to her boyfriend:
"Who else could it be? It's you!"
The girl's statement immediately confused Zhong Yunqing. When he thought about it carefully, he didn't seem to have done anything particularly out of the ordinary lately.
So he looked at Ying Bao and the others with question marks written all over his face, and then looked at Sisi:
"Me? What's wrong with me? You guys share the same hatred..."
"Don't you know what you did?"
Come on, come on! Sure enough, girls like to be the first to get the upper hand, resorting to the most classic unreasonable tricks to pursue "strategic initiative."
Zhong Yunqing is really busy right now and has no time to play riddles with Sisi.
As the saying goes: capture the thief first, capture the king. He didn't say anything and walked straight towards Sisi.
But as soon as Zhong Yunqing came over, the other three girls really didn't want to accompany Sisi to "get criticized", and they immediately dispersed. Sisi was left alone.
In fact, this is normal. If you say you want to criticize him, you can only say it. It's okay to shout slogans for your best friend.
Seeing the young couple "flirting", they would really have no emotional intelligence if they actually join in the fun.
"Come back here! ...There is no sense of loyalty!"
Sisi looked angrily at these "girlfriends" who were running away, but as soon as she said something, Zhong Yunqing comforted them with a pat on the head.
"What on earth is going on? Haven't I always been a good boyfriend lately? Why are you always trying to criticize me?"
Even if she fights alone, it is impossible for the girl to give in. She puffed up her little face:
"It's not because of you that I gained weight again!"
Zhong Yunqing especially liked to see the way her face swelled, which made him want to reach out and pinch it.
So, he didn't care about responding, he stretched out his hand and pinched her chubby little face. And not only that, he said without hesitation:
"I thought it was a big deal! It's great to be fat! I like you to be fatter the most!"
When the girl heard these words, she immediately became unhappy again!
Huh! You are still making fun of me when you are fat!
So she pushed away his big hand that was doing evil to her face and responded angrily:
"Bah, I don't want to be fat! I want to be slim! I want to lose weight! I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning!"
As a result, Zhong Yunqing laughed again and said:
"Sister, you have been saying this for more than half a year, and now you are not getting fatter as you lose weight! So let's be careful. Losing weight is painful. You should eat and drink when you should. Stop struggling in vain...
"
Sisi pinched his arm, her expression still angry:
"You still said it! I won't let you say it anymore! It's not because of you that you make delicious food to coax me every day..."
Before she finished speaking, Sisi thought of some content in a book she had read on a female channel before. Then she squinted her eyes, as if she had an epiphany, and thought of an unimagined path:
"Hoho, I know! You just want to make me fat on purpose, and then no one will want me! Then you can do whatever you want to me, right?"
"That's why you make delicious food for me every day, and you also deliberately hired this delicious cook, just to make me relax my guard..."
After hearing her rich imagination, Zhong Yunqing felt a little stunned!
But don’t mention it, Sisi’s logical thinking is indeed very broad and rigorous. It would be a pity not to write bloody novels on female channels...
So in order to match her imagination, Zhong Yunqing suddenly opened his eyes wide, made an expression like "I have been completely seen through by you", and said in horror:
"I didn't expect, Liu Sisi, that you could actually see through my hidden good intentions! I really admire you, Xiaosheng!"
What Sisi just said was nonsense. Now that she saw how poor he was, of course she rolled her eyes and ignored him.
"You are poor, I don't want to ignore you anymore! I have to memorize my lines." After saying that, Sisi picked up the script from the side of the seat, walked to the other side and sat down.
In fact, to be honest, Zhong Yunqing is really very satisfied when he looks at his chubby little girlfriend!
After his careful training, Sisi's current weight and height are just right. She is already the same as Fei Bao in later generations, and is not far away from his ideal fleshy feeling.
The most important thing is that in the previous life, Sisi's little bun face did not last long. After filming Xin Si Niang, she gradually turned into an oval face due to weight loss.
Therefore, in the same previous life, the costume characters that Sisi played later were indeed beautiful to look at.
But for Zhong Yunqing, he still feels that girls still look good with their bun faces.
So now, the girl's effective weight gain has not only kept her little bun face intact, but also made her a little rounder on the original basis because she gained another ten pounds.
Anyway, her little bun face is getting closer and closer to the highest point of Zhong Yunqing's aesthetics!
It looks so chubby, how cute Teddy is...
Seeing Sisi memorizing her lines, Zhong Yunqing did not bother her anymore, but picked up the loudspeaker and shouted to the crew:
"Okay, everyone, get ready. Shooting will start in fifteen minutes."
The plot to be filmed soon is a scene where Sisi, Yingbao, Zhang Jianing and other "masters and servants" are cooking in the kitchen.
Then we shot another dialogue scene outside in the yard.
Ten minutes later, the shooting started.
"Chef Fang Episode 8, Scene 6..."
The cooking scene in the kitchen is relatively simple. Chen Xiaohong finished it, Sisi posed for the photo, and it was completed in two takes.
Then, without taking a break, I continued to race against time again to shoot the scene in the yard before the sun set in the afternoon.
After the shooting started, Sisi and the other two girls looked up at the sky, as if they were looking for something.
Zhong Yunqing walked into the camera range, raised his head and looked at them together, and then asked doubtfully:
"Madam, what are you looking at?"
"Look at the clouds in the sky, sir, look at what the clouds in the sky look like..."
"What?"
Sisi did not answer, but turned to look at Ying Bao and Zhang Jianing: "What do you think?"
Ying Bao naturally took the question and said first:
“Like tofu!”
Zhang Jianing then followed up: "Like fish fillets!"
Zhong Yunqing saw that they were performing well, and then said:
“I know how to eat all day long!”
After a dialogue scene, the sky gradually darkened, and today's shooting mission came to an end.
However, a lot happened on this day. The shooting was over, but things were far from over...
You know, Hengdian is home to various entertainment reporters all year round. When Sisi entered a drama and beat up Zhong Yunqing, it was embellished by some unscrupulous tabloids that captured "news" material.
Just like this:
"Shocked: Liu Sisi went crazy on the set and beat the 'director' on the spot!"
"Big news: Zhong Yunqing and Liu Sisi seem to have a broken relationship. There are pictures and the truth..."
"According to people familiar with the matter, Liu Sisi secretly changed into a real rolling pin for the filming scene and took the opportunity to beat her current boyfriend Zhong Yunqing!"
Etc., etc.
But these are all things for later, and the parties concerned have not received any news yet.
…………
Two days passed quietly.
The crew sent Uncle Da and the others away, and then took advantage of the two days on the weekend to prepare for the filming of Lao Hu's guest appearance.
And neither he nor Sisi was performing a one-man show, there was also a little girl participating.
When Lao Hu was going to make a guest appearance two days ago, Zhong Yunqing had already asked Song Shiying to book round-trip tickets for Xiao Dou Dou and his family for the weekend in advance.
He specially arranged for Lao Hu to shoot on weekends for this reason. After all, it is not winter or summer vacation, and Xiao Doudou needs to come over on the weekend.
The child's parents didn't have any objections. These were all discussed before.
The flight tickets were booked for Friday night, so after finishing work in the afternoon, Zhong Yunqing and Sisi had dinner and secretly drove out of the set in a commercial vehicle, planning to pick them up at the airport in person.
To be honest, if it had been anyone else, the young couple would not have personally picked her up at the airport. But Xiao Doudou was different. Both of them liked this little girl very much.
Especially Sisi, after spending a few days together before, she felt that she was very close to this little girl.
If it weren't for the fact that the word "Gan Girl Goose" was not a good word now, she would have wanted to do it to Xiao Dou Dou.
However, this kind of thing involves many aspects and cannot be done on impulse.
When they arrived at the airport, it was not convenient for the two of them to go to the terminal, so they asked Song Shiying to pick them up first.
After waiting for about twenty minutes, little Doudou came over, led by his parents.
Sisi opened the door and got out of the car, picking up the little girl.
Zhong Yunqing was not idle at this time. He opened the door of the business car, nodded to Doudou's parents, and then let them get in the car.
Sisi no longer sat in the passenger seat, but took the back door seat with Dou Dou and her family, and then rubbed the little girl’s little head:
"Dou Dou, have you been good lately?"
The little girl was obviously very happy to see Sisi, and replied with a smile:
"Yes, I'm so good! In this midterm exam, I even ranked third in the class!"
"Wow, we were shaking so hard!" Zhong Yunqing praised while holding the steering wheel and turning his back to her.
"Um!"
After having an idea in her mind, Sisi kept thinking about this issue. She felt that she had fallen into a misunderstanding. Why should she think about it by herself? She should tell her boyfriend her thoughts and let him think about it too.
So, looking at Xiao Dou Dou, who was dressed in ancient costume and carefree and playing games with Ying Bao and the others, the "maternal love" plot deep in Sisi's heart was triggered.
She slowly moved to her boyfriend's side, biting her ears in his doubtful eyes and said:
"Old Zhong, I have something we can discuss..."
"Well, what?"
"Do you...want to be a father for once..."
Seeing the shy expression on the girl's face, Zhong Yunqing immediately thought of the only possibility! His eyes widened immediately, and he asked softly with a look of surprise:
"Sister, are you pregnant?"
"Pregnant..." The three girls not far away on the other side looked over together, and Mao Xiaotong even exclaimed.
Although the decibel was not loud, the shooting location was so small that everyone in the crew could hear it immediately.
The atmosphere was strangely still for ten seconds.
"ah……"
Sisi saw that this was going to cause a huge misunderstanding, and she immediately looked around and shook her head:
"No! Don't listen to her nonsense!"
Then she hammered Zhong Yunqing on the chest: "You are going to die, not what you think!"
"Oh, no..."
This process of recovering from the surprise is still full of disappointment. But it’s okay, both of them are currently on the rise in their careers, and it is indeed not suitable to have children.
However, if the girl is not pregnant, why should she ask him if he wants to be "daddy"? Eliminating all possibilities, the only answer left is... "Call me daddy"?
"Are you trying to unlock some new cheese?"
As soon as the girl saw his increasingly indescribable expression, she knew that this guy was thinking of something bad again!
So he once again broke his illusion and said:
"You don't even know what you are thinking about every day in your head!"
At this time, Zhong Yunqing also felt a little unhappy. Things always broke his inner fantasy. Fortunately, he didn't make blind guesses this time. He looked directly at Sisi and asked:
"Then what are you going to say? Don't be too pretentious!"
At this time, Sisi didn't show off any more. She smiled and said directly to Zhong Yunqing:
"I want to say that I really like Xiao Dou Dou, so I want to...recognize her as 'Gan Girl Goose'..."
Zhong Yunqing was a little surprised by the girl's words. In this day and age, "relative relationship" with the word "gan" is not a compliment...
So he still asked Sisi in a very serious tone: "Are you sure you want to recognize this 'Gan Nu Goose'?"
But before Sisi finally expressed her stance, Zhong Yunqing then thought: rounding things off, wouldn't it be that his sister's Gannu Goose is also his Gannu Goose...
Is this...appropriate? Now it’s time to make a little stir-fry...
Not to mention, in his previous life, Zhong Yunqing particularly liked Jiang Jiaen's classmate Fang Yishao. The round face completely matched his aesthetics, so this sweet drama and Ying Bao's Shanshan is Coming are TV dramas that he must re-watch every year.
Sisi's thought instantly gave him a million-point "heart-beating feeling"...
Sisi's sixth sense is extremely sharp. When she saw this guy's eyes wandering, he was obviously thinking nonsense! She wished she could kick him to the Milky Way!
Of course, random thoughts are just random thoughts after all. Zhong Yunqing quickly recovered and then gently shook his head at Sisi.
"Sister, I think this is inappropriate!"
"Why?" Sisi was still a little unwilling to give up.
"Look, little Doudou has been calling you 'Sister Sisi' before. You want to be her 'mom' so coldly, won't the little girl not be able to accept it?"
This is the same as the joke in later generations: "I treat you as a friend, but you actually want to sleep with me." It actually means the same thing.
Of course, Zhong Yunqing did not say this to Sisi.
"But, I really like Xiao Dou Dou!" When Sisi saw that Zhong Yunqing didn't support her, she pouted and started acting cute.
However, Zhong Yunqing would not compromise easily at this time. When he heard what his sister said, his expression became solemn and he responded righteously:
"I'm going to be jealous of you! Your love can only belong to me!"
"Speak nicely, I'm so annoyed!"
"Actually, you don't have to recognize her if you like her. We can give her some care together. Or when Xiao Dou Dou grows up and wants to be an actress, we can use our connections to help her pass the drama test, and then when she wants to