This scumbag pervert actually said such disgusting words.
"Must win?"
Cao Potian glanced at Lin Beichen and said, "It's so crazy that there is no limit."
"Haha, I thought I was already crazy, but I didn't expect that in this small Yunmeng City, there would be a madman who is as good as me." Xue Yan, the red-haired and square-faced boy, sneered.
"vomit……"
The chubby little fat man was stuffing things into his mouth while reading the secrets of combat skills. When he heard the words 'handstand urination', he thought about the specific scene and immediately vomited out all the black jam in his mouth.
Geniuses such as Dongfang Zhan, Song Queyi, Song Qingfeng, Ming Luotian, Liu Yanwei, Xie Yunrong, etc. were also shocked by these strange words.
"Quantum wave speed reading method?"
Old Man Hai frowned slightly and said, "What secret technique is that?"
Lin Beichen said: "A secret technique to enhance wisdom."
Anyway, in another world, he doesn't have to worry about scientists cracking down on fakes.
"Okay." Old Man Hai said calmly: "Forget it about the live broadcast. It costs a lot to activate the Xuanwen audio and video real-time transmission network array. Neither you nor I can afford it. Besides, no one wants to watch you stand on your head. Uh...since you boasted about Haikou, I will wait for you to prove it. After one stick of incense, you will know whether you respect me or not."
"good."
Lin Beichen turned around and returned to his seat.
But he was wondering: Is there really such a thing as live streaming in this world?
Under the gaze of everyone, he poured himself a glass of wine, drank it, and then with a bang, he leaned on the table in an exaggerated posture. Some people didn't understand what this meant. The next moment, they heard A burst of snoring came from Lin Beichen's position.
He is...
Fell asleep?
Go to bed after bragging?
Anything in your sleep?
What the fuck is this operation?
Even Chu Hen was a little confused.
Don't play like that, little Hundan.
What you represent now is the face of my Third College.
Don't say pretending to be asleep, it's already too late now even if you pretend to be dead.
On the other hand, Ding Sanshi's eyes flashed with anticipation, and he was shouting in his heart: Fall asleep, sleep, this little soul is asleep!
Practicing in dreams!
He could actually fall asleep in such an environment.
No, why should I doubt it?
This should be a matter of course.
For this little Hundan, sleeping is just like practicing martial arts for others.
There was a black line hanging down from Old Man Hai's forehead.
He was extremely dissatisfied and decided that no matter what happened, he would give this arrogant and rude young man a lesson.
Bai Jinyun wanted to wake up Lin Beichen, but Dongfang Zhan and others stopped him calmly.
"Do not interfere with other students' practice."
Old Man Hai also said in a deep voice.
Bai Jinyun tried several times, but all ended in failure. In the end, he had no choice but to give up: Big pervert, this fairy can only help you so much. Who made you so crazy that you offended the examiner?
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City Lord's Mansion.
Tingfeng Villa, flower garden building, rockery and pond.
The environment is extremely quiet.
The small building has two floors, is elegant in shape, spacious, antique, with red bricks and green tiles.
A layer of ripples of the mysterious pattern formation barely visible to the naked eye, flickering slightly, attached to the doors and windows of the small building, sealing the entire small building.
"Second aunt, let me out."
Early morning shouts came from the small building.
Qin Lanyi, a teacher at the National Royal Junior College and the sister of Qin Lanshu, the wife of the city lord, was sitting on a green bamboo chair by the pool, holding a bamboo pole as thick as a finger, concentrating on fishing, with a quiet face, as if she had not heard anything from the small building.
The shouts came from inside.
The water surface is as smooth as a mirror.
A fat fish with a white head and a red tail swung its tail leisurely in a small pool of living water.
"Second Aunt, let me out quickly."
"I'm just going to see if it's fun."
"I am also a swordsman. It will be beneficial to me to observe the sword trial appointment."
"Aren't you just worried that I will pester Lin Beichen? Hehe, I promise, I will never take the initiative to talk to him, okay?"
"Second aunt, my dear second aunt, you love me the most."
Standing inside the door in the early morning, sometimes acting coquettishly, sometimes reasoning, sometimes begging, sometimes threatening, I tried my best.
Starting from this morning, she has been sealed in this small attic by my mother and is not allowed to participate in the sword trial meeting.
How can the seemingly cold morning person stand this?
But no matter how she shouted, Qin Lanyi had no answer. In the end, Chen Chen was really angry and said loudly: "Second aunt, I can't stand it anymore. If you don't let me out, I, I, I, I...
I’m about to take off the jade lock.”
"Nonsense."
Qin Lanyi was moved at this moment, put down the fishing rod, turned around and walked to the door, saying: "Chen'er, you know your own body. Tonight, sword masters from major cities gathered here, and there are many powerful people. Your mother-in-law will
It is also for your own good that you are confined here."
"Be good to me, be good to me, she said she would be good to me all her life."
Chen Chen said angrily: "I know her worries, but I think she should trust her daughter more. I am no longer a child."
"In the eyes of your parents, you will always be a child."
Qin Lan shook his head.
Before she finished speaking, she suddenly seemed to notice something, turned around suddenly, and said: "Who? Get out."
A figure floated across the courtyard wall, like a wisp of smoke, and landed by the pool.
He is a young man who looks about 17 or 18 years old. He is dressed in a decent Beihai Empire military uniform. He has a slender and straight figure. His wheat complexion is full of masculinity. His face is handsome but elegant. He has long black hair. He is vaguely similar to the city lord Ling Junxuan.
.
"Hehe, second aunt, how did you notice me?"
The young man spoke with a smile.
"elder brother?"
In the early morning, he exclaimed with joy, "Why are you back? When did you come back?"
Qin Lan's expression softened instantly and she said, "Ling Wu, aren't you on the northern front? Why are you back?"
This handsome and masculine young man is Ling Wu, the second son of the city lord and his wife. He is a rising star of the new generation in the imperial army. He is considered to be a talented soldier who can grow into one of the top ten famous generals in the future.
"Performing military duties."
Ling Wu walked over with a smile and said, "I was very careful just now. How did you notice me, Second Aunt?"
Qin Lan said charmingly: "It's just a small trick of some Jianghu gangs. You brat, you didn't go to say hello to your parents first when you got home, so you secretly came to see your sister?"
"Hehe, second brother loves me the most."
I laughed excitedly in the early hours of the morning.
In her heart, the eldest brother and the second brother have always been her idols.
He is the person he admires most.
This is also the goal she strives for.
"Little sister, what's wrong with you again, why is your mother grounding you?"