Lin Beichen looked at the half piece of wilted grass in his hand and felt that his blood pressure was soaring upwards like a roller coaster.
He threw the broken grass aside and quickly opened his WeChat wallet.
At first glance, everything went dark.
Gone.
The 500 gold coins are gone.
He opened Baidu Netdisk again.
The original 578 gold coins have now become 78 as expected.
Heaven, earth.
Lin Beichen covered his heart and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"I'm so stupid, really. I just thought that I would avoid being cheated by not randomly scanning Jian Xue Wuming's payment QR code. Who knew that the things this dog goddess sent were actually paid on delivery, and the postage was so much?
"High, the price on this crappy Jingdong mall is only 30 gold coins..."
‘Sister Xianglin’ Lin Beichen is online again.
This is simply too angry.
It’s impossible to guard against it.
Lin Beichen opened WeChat on the spot and sent a message: "You liar..."
Jianxue Wuming replied instantly: "???"
Lin Beichen said sadly and angrily: "What's the matter with the postage of 500 gold coins paid on delivery?"
Jian Xue Wuming sent an aggrieved expression, and then replied: "Brother, you have wronged me. Cross-border postage is very expensive, and it definitely cannot be free shipping. Even so, I will give you a call.
I folded it in half, and I also paid half of it. The postage was originally 1,000 gold coins..."
"I believe you, you big-headed devil."
Lin Beichen replied with a crazy expression.
"If you don't believe me, little brother, please look at the price list I sent you. The postage is stated on it..." Jianxue Wuming said.
Lin Beichen opens JD.com shopping mall.
Enter ‘Jianxue Wuming’s Grocery Store’.
At first glance, I was dumbfounded.
Sure enough, behind the specific product details, there is something that will be ignored if you don't pay attention. It is a very small handwriting that says: Cross-border shipping is not free. The postage for mails under one kilogram is 1,000 gold coins. You can choose to pay on delivery.
Shipping costs for more than one kilogram are accumulated in sequence...
What am I doing?
"How do I remember that there was no such thing at all?"
Lin Beichen posted a message on WeChat asking.
Jian Xue Wuming was even more angry, and replied to the message: "Brother, you are a bit naughty. Last time, you even sent me an image array, which caused me to accidentally pick it up and look at my pure and pure body.
I had a nosebleed, how could I remember such a thing..."
Lin Beichen's face suddenly turned bright red, as if it had been smeared with pig's blood.
"Uh, really? This... maybe I overlooked it... I'm sorry to bother you."
The image of that fair and beautiful body suddenly appeared in my mind.
Lin Beichen felt his face flush, his heart beating wildly, and he closed WeChat in a daze.
That scene was really impactful at the time.
As a senior otaku, Lin Beichen had a profound knowledge of island country action movies when he was on earth.
But he had to admit that those beauties from the island country, whether they were cavalry or infantry, compared with Jian Xue's nameless body, they were absolutely as different as fireflies and bright moons.
That kind of beauty is already a kind of art.
Body Art.
When he thought of this, Lin Beichen felt guilty that he had blasphemed the goddess.
Although she is just a trainee goddess.
Why.
never mind.
Consider yourself unlucky.
He quickly took a few deep breaths and circulated the water element's profound energy for several days before suppressing the restlessness in his heart.
This is when he suddenly realized another problem——
"Wait? No, last time it seemed that Jianxue Wuming sent the video invitation first, not me?"
Lin Beichen reacted.
How come it seems...
Fooled again?
At this time, there was a soft rustling sound in my ears.
He subconsciously turned his head and looked.
I saw the groundhog king Guang-chan, who was smooth and shiny after washing, and whose hair looked like brocade and satin. He was squatting on the bedside, chewing a piece of grass with his cheeks puffed out, and smiling cutely at him.
"Hikari-chan, what are you eating?"
Lin Beichen asked dully.
Guangjiang held up half of the remaining grass in her hand and said with a flattering look on her face: "Zhizhizhi..."
"Is it delicious?" Lin Beichen asked.
Hikari-chan:?(?> ?
"But...why does the grass you eat look familiar to me?"
The expression on Lin Beichen's face gradually became ferocious.
Hikari-chan:(o_o)?
The next moment, Lin Beichen roared angrily: "This is the sacred grass I bought for 500 gold coins...ahhhhh, I'm going to kill you, a loser!"
He rushed over.
Hikari-chan was so frightened that she peed.
"Zhizhizhi..."
It jumped out of bed and explained as it ran away.
But after running a few steps, his body suddenly stiffened, he burped, and a green mist came out of his mouth and nose. Then he fell to the ground with a thud and became motionless.
"Are you still pretending to be dead for me?"
Lin Beichen grabbed the woodchuck by its neck and lifted it up.
Who would have known that upon first touch, this fat marmot's body would turn out to be hard.
"Huh? Are you really stiff?"
"Is this sacred grass actually poisonous?"
Lin Beichen was shocked.
Is this Jianxue Wuming so vicious?
It was nothing more than cheating her out of her own money, but she actually wanted to kill someone and silence her because she saw her naked body?
Lin Beichen suddenly broke into a cold sweat.
He quickly threw the other half of the grass stems left in Guangjiang's paw aside.
Observe carefully.
Hikaru-chan seems to still be breathing.
At least the heart is beating and there is a pulse.
Lin Beichen hesitated for a moment, then cast [Water Ring Technique], and each healing halo was thrown on Guang Jiang.
The halo quickly disappeared into his body.
"It's absorbing healing energy, which is a good sign."
Lin Beichen breathed a sigh of relief.
Continue to breastfeed.
More than twenty [Water Ring Techniques] were thrown on this fat marmot, turning its originally gray fur into blue-green.
But Hikari-chan showed no signs of waking up.
Lin Beichen was a little undecided.
He looked closer.
at this time--
puff!
Hikari-chan, who was in a coma, suddenly farted.
A ball of light green mist spread out from behind its butt.
Lin Beichen was caught off guard and smelled something.
Suddenly, the world was spinning and a feeling of dizziness came.
"No, this fart is poisonous!"
Lin Beichen staggered back.
He quickly circulated the water-based profound energy and threw several [Water Rings] to himself, and the dizziness gradually dissipated.
"The poison of this grass must be too great. It has penetrated into the internal organs. It's over. There is no hope. It seems that Hikari-chan is going to be cold."
Lin Beichen was secretly shocked.
He sent several WeChat messages in succession, questioning Jian Xue Wuming.
But I don’t know if this trainee goddess is busy or is deliberately pretending to be dead. Anyway, there is no reply.
"Forget it, it's probably hopeless. Let's bury this prairie dog to prevent the poisonous gas from spreading and harming people."
Lin Beichen shed an invisible tear of sympathy for Guang Jiang in his heart.
Thank you for testing the poison for me.
I will give you a good burial.
Then, he turned to look at Hikari-chan again.
At first glance, Lin Beichen was stunned.
Huh?
What's going on?
Where is Hikari-chan?
It was there just now, why did it disappear in the blink of an eye?
How could such a big and fat groundhog disappear in the blink of an eye?
He was startled.
Could it be that he was pretending to be dead just now and escaped while he wasn't paying attention?
However, when Lin Beichen reached out and touched it, something even more incredible happened -