The beauty's back shimmers like mutton-fat jade, and every muscle line is dazzlingly white, so graceful that it's intoxicating.
"Ah, with such a beautiful back, it would be a shame not to have cupping."
Lin Beichen couldn't help but think of it.
"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly...live?"
[The Lord of the Five Seas] sent another message.
Lin Beichen thought for a while and said, "Why do you want to harm me?"
The other party was silent for a moment.
"How did I hurt you?"
[The Lord of the Five Seas] sent a message.
Lin Beichen smiled obscenely and replied to the message: "It makes me like you."
The other party was silent again.
After a while, he replied to the message again and said: "Watch your mouth."
Lin Beichen took a look and thought, oh, this is a chess match where you will meet a good talent.
The other party can also make flirtatious remarks about love?
He decided to answer quickly to show his wisdom and wit, saying: "Watch my mouth? Because you want to kiss it?"
The other party fell silent again.
It seems that the Lord of the Five Seas is far away from me.
Otherwise, the transmission of text messages would not take so long.
Lin Beichen felt more relieved when he thought about it.
Hahaha.
The gossip continued.
Anyway, we are separated by the Internet. If you have the ability, you can follow the "network cable" and hit me.
"Do you know how to write the word death?"
[The Lord of the Five Seas] sent another message.
Lin Beichen thought about it for a while and found that he didn't know how to answer the second sentence of this "unsophisticated love story".
But this situation is not difficult for him.
"Are you tired?"
He asked directly.
[The Lord of the Five Seas] fell into silence again.
Lin Beichen didn't give her time to think, and said, "Are you tired after running around in my head for a day?"
[Lord of the Five Seas] continues to be silent.
Lin Beichen asked questions continuously——
"I think you're a little weird today... weirdly cute."
"Do you know what I like to eat? Haha, I like to look at you."
"Aren't you so good at pinching dolls? You actually pinched my...heart tightly?"
"You have a huge flaw in your life...flaw in me."
A series of shameless things
The flirtatious and earthy love words were thrown at her head and face.
After saying that, [Lord of the Five Seas] remained silent.
Lin Beichen chuckled.
Just digest it slowly.
Anyway, he was just having fun.
I didn’t really think about flirting on this app, or having a love affair between humans and gods across time and space.
Just when he was about to close the app——
Ding dong.
Another message was sent.
"Lin Beichen, right?"
"Human, you successfully caught my attention."
"Haha, the Zhenzhou human race in the lower realm east of the world? I remember your appearance."
"In my long life, you are the first human race who dares to speak to me like this. Very good, very good..."
"I hope that when my followers capture you, your skin is peeled off, and your skull is placed on the altar filled with your own plasma, you can still speak to me in this tone."
This message from [Lord of the Five Seas] reveals a ferocious gnashing of teeth in every word.
"You can't afford it, can you?"
When Lin Beichen saw it, he became anxious.
What he fears most is others threatening him.
"You were the first to tease me."
Lin Beichen got angry: "Did you know that as a saying goes, 'the first to flirt is cheap', you first said you were lonely, so I deliberately acted funny to lighten the mood."
"You call me cheap?"
[Lord of the Five Seas] replied to the private message in the app and said: "Haha, little human race, you have really aroused my great interest... Very good, I have decided not to rely on believers, but to
I will kill you with my own hands."
When Lin Beichen heard this, he immediately felt relieved.
"Haha, then come down to the next world."
Lin Beichen said: "Can you kill me across time and space?"
"You can come to the upper realm."
[Lord of the Five Seas] said slowly.
Lin Beichen said: "Do you think I am stupid? I am living well here, why should I go to the upper world?"
"I can help you."
[Lord of the Five Seas] Tao.
"ha?"
Lin Beichen didn't understand the brain circuit of this goddess.
"The opportunity to become a god is placed in front of you, will you refuse?"
"Can you resist the temptation of ascension?"
"Haha, I will create various opportunities for you, let you soar into the sky and become a blockbuster in the lower world, let you grow, and make you invincible..."
"I will provide you with various resources and opportunities. I will help you build invincible confidence in martial arts and give you the ambition to become a god. Even though you know that I am waiting to kill you in the upper world, you can't help but want to try."
Give it a try..."
"It's like the most delicious poison in the world. You know you will die if you drink it, but you still can't help but want to taste the intoxicating taste."
"Haha, I want to thank you. In my long and boring life, your appearance suddenly brought a little bit of fun..."
[Lord of the Five Seas] sent dozens of messages in one go.
At the end, Lin Beichen could feel the excitement of [Lord of the Five Seas] across the screen.
It was like a little girl who had been bored and lonely for thousands of years, and suddenly discovered a game that made her ecstatic to relieve her boredom, and she couldn't help but cheer.
Lin Beichen was also stunned.
This woman is really...
What else can I say with this idea?
There is only one word——
Take it spicy.
Are all the gods in the divine world so boring?
"Okay, then I'll wait for you to give me a chance."
Lin Beichen said: "What kind of opportunity are you going to give me now?"
"Um……"
[The Lord of the Five Seas] continued the private chat and said: "Let me think about it, let me give you this. Take this thing and go to the Sea Clan, any Sea Clan royal court, and ask them for what you want.
Any cultivation resources...your strength is too weak, and the opportunity I can give you can only be truly refined by the innately strong."
The voice fell.
Ding dong.
A system message appears within the app.
"You have received the gift [Little Lucky Star] from the user [Lord of the Five Seas]. The charm value has been increased by 1. The gift in return will deepen the other person's good impression of you and create a beautiful marriage."
The message box pops up automatically.
Lin Beichen took a look.
Sure enough, I got a yellow cartoon five-pointed star in the app system.
Looks a bit like a starfish?
"Would you like to cash out the gift now?"
After reading the message, a prompt box appeared below.
Lin Beichen rubbed his eyebrows with his middle finger.
"Is this little star a gift from you?"
He sent a private message to ask about [Lord of the Five Seas].
"Haha, you poor stupid little man who has never seen the world, that is the Order of the Sea God. With it, you can make a request to any sea clan royal court, and it will be met... Hehehe, how about it,