Lin Beichen held his phone and laughed for a while, weighing between 'replying to the message' and 'continuing to pretend to be dead'.
Ultimately I chose the former.
Although he was also worried that Jianxue Wuming, the dog goddess, would continue to commit telecom fraud, the more than 500 messages left him quite touched.
If you continue to pretend to be dead, what if this dog goddess really goes to the lower world?
Why do the gods choose those who are favored by the gods instead of rolling up their sleeves and going down to the next world to fight? It's because the price in the lower world is very high.
Sometimes, it is easy to come down but difficult to go back.
Just like the beds of many beautiful women, it may not be difficult to climb up, but if you want to get down, you will have a narrow escape.
"I'm fine. Something happened some time ago, so I can't contact you."
Lin Beichen's reply was concise and concise.
Almost as soon as the message was sent, Jian Xue Wuming responded instantly.
Lin Beichen's mind even flashed an animated emoticon package of 'The girl was in grief, holding her cell phone, eyes wide open when she saw the message, she was ecstatic and replied to the message in seconds.JPG'.
The content of Jianxue Wuming’s reply was——
"You bastard..."
Lin Beichen looked at the screen of his mobile phone and entered a state of silence.
Then, a video call request came without any warning.
Lin Beichen hung up without even thinking about it.
He instinctively rejects video calls.
What's more, he was soaking in the hot spring, almost half naked.
clothing……
He looked around and found that the clothes he had just taken off had also been taken away by Qianqian and Qianqian.
"Connect the video contact, quickly."
Jian Xue Wuming sent a message with a firm tone.
Then the video call request popped up again.
Lin Beichen hung up speechlessly and replied: "Isn't text communication good?"
Jian Xue Wuming hummed and said: "Who knows whether the person communicating with me now is Lin Beichen, the human-faced beast with a heart, or another demon murderer who killed him? I must confirm it with my own eyes, otherwise, I will immediately go down to the world, stir up the wind and rain, and make the mountains and rivers...
Broken, lifeless..."
"It's really me."
Lin Beichen said: "If you don't believe it, you can take a test."
"I don't want to take the exam."
Jian Xue Wuming was surprisingly cautious and wise, saying, "What if you kill Lin Beichen and fuse his memory?"
Damn it.
At this time, she became smarter.
The video call request popped up for the third time.
well.
What a one-minded dog goddess.
Lin Beichen hesitated for a moment and finally answered the call.
The phone screen paused slightly, and then the other party's screen appeared.
It's a sunny blue sky, and you can vaguely hear the sound of surging waves. What appears in the lens is a piece of white and greasy snow and a bottomless 'trough'?
Um?
Lin Beichen was startled.
Before his nosebleeds flowed down, the other party's camera moved up, and then slowly shifted into a dog's head?
Lin Beichen's nosebleed, which was about to spurt out, immediately flowed back.
Then the camera on the opposite side moves up again.
This time, on the beautiful neck as beautiful as a swan's neck, I finally saw the face of Jian Xue Wuming, the dog goddess.
Although Lin Beichen had already seen it once, at this moment, he still felt an electric shock.
That kind of peerless beauty that combines purity and charm into one, turning all living beings upside down at a glance, made Lin Beichen even have the illusion that his brain was as blank as a lack of oxygen.
Before he could speak, Jian Xue's nameless face on the phone screen froze, and then he screamed as if he had seen a ghost and turned off the video call.
Lin Beichen:∑(O_O；)?
what's the situation?
Why are you so fat, little girl?
It was you who wanted to make a video call, but then the call was disconnected?
Are you kidding me?
"Ahhhhh, Lin Beichen, you are a pervert with a human face and a beast's heart, a shameless scumbag, why do you take off your clothes and video chat with me? Shameless, despicable, obscene, lewd, stinky brother... Ahhh, my eyes
Going blind."
Jianxue Wuming sent an angry message.
Lin Beichen:???
Mist grass.
I still forgot to put on clothes just now.
but……
In the first video, you, the dog goddess, were also naked. Why are you pretending to be an innocent little fox now?
Lin Beichen was unconvinced.
"This is called fairness."
He replied to the message and said: "You also used this method in the last video to pollute my eyes."
"pollute?"
Jianxue Wuming was furious and replied to the message, saying: "You call that pollution? You are a pervert with a human face and an animal heart. You are obviously taking advantage of me. Humph, I will ignore you."
After saying that, there was no more movement.
Lin Beichen chuckled.
He seemed to be able to imagine Jian Xue Wuming being furious and furious.
Now, it can be considered a truly honest relationship.
What comes and goes is what is called fairness.
However, this dog goddess seemed to be on vacation at the beach just now. She was wearing a swimsuit and hugging a pet dog. She clearly didn't worry about my life or death at all. It seemed that I was really being sentimental before.
…
…
A certain realm.
The territory of the Great Wilderness.
The sunny ‘Sora no Beach’.
The ‘space vortex portal’ leading to different realms is just a thousand meters away from the coastline.
This is a naturally formed narrow space channel. After modification, the gods can be transported to different realms.
These natural seawater whirlpool channels were discovered, occupied, transformed and profited by the Dahuang people several times.
It's expensive every time you use it.
Ordinary little gods may not be able to afford the price of a space journey even though they have worked hard to harvest their faith contributions throughout their lives.
But even so, there are still many minor gods of this year, and the warriors of the family members flock to them.
After all, the world is further away, the world is stronger, the strength of the sect is greater, the sacred herbs are more abundant, the techniques are stronger, and... there are more opportunities.
On the beach, creatures of different shapes and identities lined up in four long lines with number plates, waiting to enter the teleportation vortex gate.
"Bah, scum, pervert, vile."
Jian Xue Wuming was in the third row, his face red and his ears red, and he was swearing.
Although she deceives others, although she occupies other people's godly positions, although she raises cats and dogs, although she likes to be naked, although she often drinks and gets drunk, and although she is very lazy...but she knows that she is as pure as jade.
good girl.
This was the first time she saw the naked body of the opposite sex.
It's really annoying to the eyes.
Jian Xue Wuming cursed and slowly withdrew from the queue.
"what's wrong with you?"
A goddess warrior from the Great Wilderness tribe who maintained order came over and said: "If you quit now, it will be regarded as giving up automatically. Even if you enter the realm portal, we will not refund you."
Jianxue Wuming's heart was bleeding.
She said with a sad look on her face: "I have something urgent at the moment...Sister, I know Elder Hao of your Great Wild God Sect, and she introduced him. Can you please be accommodating and refund some of the fees?"
"Elder Hao?"
The goddess warrior's expression changed.
Elder Hao’s status is not low.
Within the clan, he is known as "Elder Ritian".
He has a bad temper, is unreasonable and even gets into trouble.
It's best not to mess with it.
After confirming again and again, the goddess warrior said hesitantly: "Let's do this. We can only retreat half. This is the rule."
"good."
Jianxue Wuming accepted.
After a while, part of the faith value was directly returned to her account through the Kirin Eighth Generation Superconducting System transaction.
The dog goddess breathed a sigh of relief.
This time it was a complete loss of blood.
In order to be able to safely go down to the realm to rescue Lin Beichen, she really spent all her money. Not only did she put up all the "dowry book" she had worked so hard to save, but she also used the Temple Manor as a mortgage and borrowed a loan shark from the Temple of Wealth.
Even if he never comes back, he will avenge Lin Beichen.
who knows……
What a scumbag, I'm in deep debt.
Thinking about the heavy loan sharking, Jian Xue Wuming's eyes turned black and he almost wanted to vomit blood.
What a miserable, peerless goddess.
My home is gone, my money is gone, and I have signed a lot of debt.
Now she is only accompanied by a dog, a cat and three birds.
She pondered in her mind whether she should find a way to report herself and claim the most expensive reward in the history of the Dahuang Clan.
After all, the person who stole the [Five Qi Chaoyuan Jue] was herself.
"Sisters, have you caught the shameless thief who stole the Noble's [Five Qi Chao Yuan Jue]?"
She spoke to the goddess warrior.
The goddess warrior glanced at her and said: "No, but sooner or later, the reward for catching this damn thief has been updated, adding 200,000 direct faith points, 5,000 sacred stones, various industries, resources... etc.
If we catch him, we will definitely peel off his muscles, bruise his bones, spread his ashes, imprison his soul, and refine him for eight lifetimes."
Jian Xue's nameless chest trembled, and she raised her arms and said, "As it should be, the thief and I are at odds with each other."
Oh shit.
So cruel.
Then I can't report myself.
Not as good as...
Put the blame on Lin Beichen.
Sell this old pervert brother.
no.
He will turn me in.
It's better to think of a way to join forces with this old pervert brother and become a big one and take down the Great Desolate Clan.
Um.
that's all.
After all, this old, perverted little brother actually has a really good figure, with smooth muscle lines, fair skin, and that damn handsome face...
Jian Xue Wuming couldn't help but wipe his saliva as he thought about it.
In her mind, she began to plan.
…
…
Are you still pretending to be innocent with me?
Lin Beichen smiled and secretly thought that at this moment, the dog goddess was probably drooling as she fantasized about this beautiful man's body.
He checked other APP software on his phone.
After entering the realm of gods and humans, most of the practice apps are no longer of much use.
[Sword Seventeen] APP is incomplete. Others such as [Basic Swordsmanship Three Combinations], [Advanced Xuan Qi Condensation Technique], [Eagle and Swallow Flying Together], etc., have lost their meaning to Lin Beichen today.
.
Except for the [Five Qi Chaoyuan Jue], he currently lacks real heaven-level cultivation techniques.
[Sword Seventeen] can be used, but it is incomplete.
Lin Beichen thought about it, and he probably had no choice but to go to the Celestial Being Association, get his title certified, and then receive the appropriate martial arts and combat skills from the Celestial Being Association.
This matter must be put on the agenda.
On the other hand, other functional apps, such as [Baidu Netdisk], [Baidu Map], [keep], [Magic Camera], [Zhenai.com], etc., have greatly enhanced their functions after upgrades and still have great auxiliary significance.
Lin Beichen used [Baidu Map] to try to navigate the earth, but failed.
In [Zhenai.com], Poseidon sent a lot of private messages, but most of them asked for beautiful photos of the mistress, the mistress, and the little tiger, and also gave some gifts such as dried fish and bread crabs. Later,
Seeing that he was ignoring her, he stopped contacting her.
The intimacy between the two of them has almost reached its lowest limit.
Lin Beichen was about to reply to Poseidon, explaining the reason for his recent loss of contact...
At this time——
"Master, Master, something bad has happened..."
The old butler Wang Zhong ran over in a hurry, stumbling as if something had stabbed him in the back.
Lin Beichen was immediately furious.
(#→⌒→)!
You piece of shit, can you change your lines every time you enter the scene?
It's like mourning every time.
If I were an online article author, you would have died ten thousand times.
"What's up?"
Lin Beichen said angrily.
"My father-in-law is looking for you."
Wang Zhongdao.
Lin Beichen said angrily: "Who is Gong Gong? Eh? This name sounds familiar... Ah, it's Uncle Mediterranean. I'm one of my own. What's the big deal if he comes to me? Believe it or not, I'll beat you to death for being so surprised."
Shit."
"It's not Gong Gong, it's my father-in-law."
Wang Zhong patted his thigh, became anxious, and said: "A father-in-law from the palace, accompanied by several aggressive officials, wants to find you by name... His Highness the Seventh Prince asked me to tell you in advance that something is not going well.
Yes, it has something to do with the fact that you went to see the excitement today. It is said that His Majesty the Emperor was furious..."
oh?
It turned out to be someone from the palace.
Is it because he killed a few insignificant Aurora people?
interesting.
But we want to see the attitude of the imperial family towards this matter.
Lin Beichen walked out of the hot spring.
Wang Zhong wanted to help Young Master Lin change his clothes, but Young Master Lin kicked him in the butt and said with disgust: "Let Qianqian and Qianqian come..."
Qianqian Qianqian helped Lin Beichen change into a bathrobe, dried his hair and left together.
Wang Zhong stood there and touched his butt. There were footprints there where he had been kicked by the young master.
He sighed contentedly and said, "Ah, the young master has grown up again..."
After a while.
Shangzhuo Garden, front yard, flower viewing hall.
Lin Beichen wore a bathrobe and walked in with a quick glance.
Just look at how many dead eunuchs there are in the hall.
The first one was wearing a dark red gilt official robe, and one could tell at a glance that he had a very high status. His beard and hair were all gray, but his facial features were fair and he looked quite handsome. He actually gave people a gentle and elegant feeling. If he had a beard, he would definitely be...
He is a romantic old scholar.
In addition, there are several officials wearing purple robes. They are of different ages. They all have heavy auras and solemn expressions. The faint aura of superiors naturally exudes. At a glance, you can tell that they are powerful figures who have held the power of life and death for a long time.
These people are all martial arts experts, and their energy fluctuations are not low.
Especially the dead eunuch in the crimson gilt official robe, whose cultivation is unfathomable, like an abyss with no bottom.
"You're looking for me?"
Lin Beichen walked over, sat down on the main seat, picked up a cup of tea, took a sip, and said, "What's the matter? Sit down and talk."
The expressions of several people are different.
"Are you Lin Beichen? Do you know that you have caused a huge disaster this time..."
An official with a slim face and purple robe, with an angry look on his face, yelled.
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