It is impossible to show pity to him. If you don't beat him up, it is already a sign of loving him.
"Be normal."
As soon as these words came out, Ye Linxing immediately turned serious, "Daughter-in-law, I'm normal."
Jian Yuelan snorted, "You think of yourself as a pretty girl, and you still tell me it's normal."
Looking into his eyes, she said rather speechlessly, "Old Ye, let me tell you, a man has to rely on himself to stand upright, not on green tea, you know."
He naturally knows this, "I just don't want to remind you graphically that it's not good in the wild."
The tone is serious and the expression is serious.
Jian Yuelan realized it. After a long relationship, this guy misunderstood the meaning of her words.
The corners of her mouth twitched and she defended herself, "I'm not a person with a head full of rubbish."
It is impossible to fight in the wild. She is not yet calm and open enough to accept using the sky as a quilt and the earth as a seat.
"If you put more normal things in your mind, who would want to fight with you in the ice and snow?"
Isn’t it bad to be a human being?
What to do to act like a beast in heat.
This brain circuit is simply outrageous.
Ye Linxing was at a loss now, "Since you don't want to be happy, then what do you mean by being happy?"
Jian Yuelan's answer was to walk a few steps quickly to a big tree and change his position from holding him horizontally to lifting him high.
"Did you see that tree hole?"
Ye Linxing, who was caught off guard and lifted up high, didn't have time to react, and his eyes looked up at the top of the tree trunk as if he had self-awareness.
Then, he saw a tree hole the size of his three fists.
"Saw."
"Put your hand in and take a look."
Jian Yuelan's words were concise and to the point. He subconsciously reached out and took out a handful of things.
When I took it out, I saw it was full of pine nuts.
Ye Linxing's eyes suddenly widened, "???Daughter-in-law, why are there pine nuts in the cave?"
His tone was quite surprising, and Jian Yuelan laughed, "This is the squirrel's granary. There should be a lot stored in it. Take it out quickly."
"Well,"
He was stunned for a moment and then said hesitantly, "Daughter-in-law, I think this is not good. We have taken out the squirrel's granary. What will the squirrel eat?"
In the long snowy season, people will starve to death without food, let alone squirrels.
"Don't worry, this tree hole is owned by no one."
Jian Yuelan explained, "A squirrel has hundreds or thousands of granaries. Their daily routine is to sleep and eat. The greatest pleasure in life is to store food."
"But because my IQ is not up to par and my memory is not good, the food I hid today may be forgotten tomorrow."
This is really no joke. She once dug out more than ten kilograms of nuts from a tree hole.
Several dozen kilograms of nuts can be harvested in one day.
There are pine nuts, hazelnuts, ginkgo nuts, wild walnuts, northern almonds, etc.
Ye Linxing was shocked after listening to her explanation, but he consciously reached into the tree hole with his hand and took out handfuls of pine nuts.
They are all pine nuts with plump grains and good quality.
At first, he put all the pine nuts he took out into his pocket.
But after stuffing it, the pockets were full, and there were still a lot of pine nuts left in the tree hole.
"Daughter-in-law, I have no place to pretend."
Jian Yuelan put him down, took out a small cloth bag from her pocket and hung it on her waist, "Get out of the way, I'll do it."
Pulling open Ye Linxing, she climbed up the tree and came to the hole in the tree to start digging.
Ye Linxing, who was under the tree, watched helplessly as she threw pine nuts into the bag one after another. After taking it out, she got off the tree and said, "Let's go, let's find another food hiding place."
Ye Linxing, "······"
Today this sweetheart pretended to be a loser, and after doing it for a long time, his happiness and his wife's happiness are two different things.
but--
"Walk."
It’s not a loss after all, the white pine nuts are quite fragrant.
Then, Ye Linxing ran around behind Jian Yuelan, finding tree holes one after another, and digging out granaries one after another. Most of the nuts he took out were pine nuts, followed by hazelnuts.
Finally, there is the northern almond.
It can be said that the harvest is full, and the small cloth bag is full, weighing twenty kilograms.
"The harvest is good."
He took a hazelnut and ate it, and found that the nuts were in very good condition and tasted good.
"Okay, let's go back."
Jian Yuelan expressed satisfaction with the results of the trip, looked at the sun in the sky, and dragged Ye Linxing back.
"No more looking for more?"
"Can't find it."
Squirrels are good at hiding food. They dig new holes and pick up old holes made by other squirrels.
Sometimes when the mouth is full and there is a lot of food in the location, the squirrel is reluctant to leave and will look for a nearby place to hide food. Any hole it finds is a hole.
But they are generally relatively hidden.
"I was able to find these because I know there are grain depots for them in this area."
He yelled and followed her back.
Halfway through, I met my cousin who was setting a trap next to this tree and another trap in another place.
In some places, a few pine nuts are sprinkled as bait, and in other places, there are green vegetation and moss.
Ye Linxing came over curiously and learned hunting experience from his cousin.
Jian Yuelan ignored him and took the tools brought by her cousin and others to help him skillfully.
at this time--
"Come back for dinner."
Jian's father shouted at the top of his lungs. Jian Yuelan became excited when he heard it and asked his cousin, "Brother, are you okay?"
Okay, it's time to go back to eat.
"Wait a minute, I'll leave as soon as this is done."
While answering, the cousin took off the condom three times, five by two, and then asked everyone to go back.
Lunch was quite simple, with whole grains, dried meat, dried tofu and miso brought from home.
"No wine?"
After taking a bite of the whole-grain flour cake, Jin Qianqian felt that the food was a bit bland, so he licked his face and asked his fifth uncle.
Uncle Wu was speechless, "No."
Don't dare let this guy drink, as he may get into trouble easily.
"Why don't you bring some?"
Jin Xiangqian was very disappointed. Jian's father endured it again and again, but couldn't help complaining, "Last year, you drank and went crazy. You ran out and danced with the silly roe deer. It wasn't Xiao Liuzi who realized something was wrong. You probably ended up with that silly roe deer."
."
Jian Yuelan thought of the video of Mengzi, a later generation, who drank too much and danced with someone's dog.
When I watched it, I thought it was quite weird, but I didn’t expect that there was something even weirder here.
He actually danced with the silly roe deer.
"Uncle, did the stupid roe deer kick you?"
She asked curiously, and Jin Qianqian blushed, "I don't know, I don't remember anything when I wake up."
This means drinking to pieces.
So, this topic comes to an end here.
After eating and drinking, Uncle Wu licked his lips and said, "Let's go, let's catch the flying dragon today."
"I am coming too."
Ye Linxing got off the kang and put on his clothes, for fear of being left behind.
Not to be outdone, Jiang Yuan said, "Uncle, take me with you."
"It's okay to take you with me, but all actions must be followed and no mischief is allowed."
The fifth uncle gave a serious warning, and the two men nodded, indicating that they would be obedient.
Then, the three of them went out.
Jian Yuelan originally didn't want to follow, but she had no choice but to follow after being poked and poked by her cousin.
She saw Ye Linxing and Jiang Yuan acting like two Erha, never leaving the fifth uncle's mouth, asking questions one after another, and felt bad for the fifth uncle.
There are only two of these babies in the area, and Wu Bo'er won't be able to stay clean for the rest of the journey.
It is true that Wu Bo'er's roots were not pure, but he did not bother them. Instead, he answered every question he asked. If he really couldn't answer, he would not be perfunctory, but would just say "I don't know."
Then, Ye Linxing and the others naturally changed the topic.
In short, the old and young people get along quite harmoniously, while Jian Yuelan hangs slowly behind like an invisible person.
Finally, the destination has arrived.
Uncle Wu led the two of them around in a circle, and happily said to Ye Linxing, "Xiaoye, you and Xiaojiang go to the forest over there and shout a few times, remember to make your voice louder."