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Chapter 860 Licking until there is nothing left

Li Goucheng broke open the disposable chopsticks, rubbed them and handed them to Bao Yuanwu.

When Bao Yuanwu took the chopsticks, he pretended that he didn't hold the chopsticks firmly and was about to fall to the ground when he was caught by Li Gou Sheng.

He handed it forward enthusiastically again.

Bao Yuanwu squeezed out a happy smile and accepted it.

Jie Zhaodi took a bite of the fish and said, "Why doesn't this Yue Hongzhuo come out? He's so impressive!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he covered his neck with his hands and opened his mouth.

"What's wrong?"

"Spine! Fish bone!"

Li Goucheng quickly took a big gulp of Coke, covering Jie Zhaodi's mouth with one hand, and holding the back of Jie Zhaodi's head with the other hand and shaking it.

"Coke can melt the fish bones! Shaking it will be more effective!" Li Gou Sheng said matter-of-factly, shaking Jie Zhaodi's head like a bartender.

throat!

The Coke in his mouth foamed and swelled, and with his mouth covered, it sprayed out directly from his nostrils, and accidentally sprayed it towards Bao Yuanwu.

Bao Yuanwu quickly picked up an empty cup to block it.

I looked at these two unlucky guys with toothache.

Jie Zhaodi coughed for a while before she stopped.

I don’t know where some actors were invited from outside to perform a traditional festival. The guests below all had expressions on their faces, as if they were making dumplings. Upon seeing this situation, the actors immediately started to adapt to the situation and tell dirty jokes, and the people below burst into laughter on the spot.

Got up.

The ones who just scolded Wang Han for being vulgar laughed the most.

When Bao Yuanwu didn't come, Wang Han and others were still laughing and joking. When Bao Yuanwu came, they all had a tacit understanding and stopped chatting and just sat together.

"Little Taoist Master, have you planned when to be baptized?"

Wang Han was stunned for a moment, "What baptism?"

Bao Yuanwu looked at Shentu Lihuo, and Shentu Lihuo took over the conversation, "If you want to serve as the new leader of Ji Zhen Dao, you must be baptized in the Supervisor Dao General Altar. There is no rush to do this. You can do it at any time."

Unexpectedly, Bao Yuanwu took over and said, "You can't do this rashly. It seems to be just a ritual, and there are still certain risks. There have been mistakes in history."

The basic condition for receiving baptism is to reach the Half-Step Realm, but if you don't reach the Three Flowers Realm, the process of undergoing baptism will still be very painful, so the little Taoist master still needs to make some preparations in advance."

Wang Han was not a fool, so he naturally heard Bao Yuanwu's insinuations and wanted to know Wang Han's true strength.

You shouldn't be too casual when talking to such an old fox. Wang Han smiled and said, "Don't worry about this kind of thing. With so many seniors helping me, I think the problem shouldn't be too big."

Bao Yuanwu smiled and said, "Drink and drink. This wine is brewed by the old guy Yue Hongzhuo and his family. Under normal circumstances, you can't drink it."

The pornographic jokes outside were filled with ups and downs, and Li Goucheng and Xie Zhaodi squatted side by side at the door, stretching their necks to eat and watch.

Wang Han glanced outside and glanced at the actress telling jokes on the stage. She was pretty good-looking.

"My husband always likes to talk back! It makes me so angry!"

"That's pretty good of you. What's there to be angry about? My husband is the only one who makes people angry. He always likes to poke noses!"

"This... although it's a bit perverted, it's acceptable. It's just a couple's little game."

"I can accept it when he pushes in, but what makes me angry is that he... is that he can actually push in!"

Wang Han smiled, the so-called food and sex, from ancient times to the present, there are many literati and poets who are trapped in the sales treasury and cannot extricate themselves. You say they are vulgar. They can always read the famous works that have been circulated for many years. You say they are

Elegance, he plays more tricks than anyone else. Elegance and vulgarity coexist, just like the good and evil of people. The most abundant character after the fusion of elegance and vulgarity is called Mensao.

Bao Yuanwu also followed Wang Han's gaze.

"Do you like the little Taoist Master?"

Before Wang Han had time to speak, Li Goucheng turned around and explained, "The little Taoist likes young women, they are too young!"

Bao Yuanwu looked at Wang Han meaningfully.

Wang Han really wanted to kick Li Gou Sheng away.

After the dirty jokes ended, a beautiful female singer came up and led a dance group to sing and dance.

Wait until the female singer goes down and a male singer comes up.

The guests below chatted and talked heart-to-heart.

Gu Hongzhang held the wine glass and walked towards Wang Han's table.

Gu Hongzhang also saw Bao Yuanwu's attitude towards Wang Han just now. He felt a sudden change in his heart for a long time. Gu Hongzhang thought about it and begged Yue Wenjing's younger brother Yue Wenping, hoping to help build a bridge and settle the old feud with Wang Han. The most important thing was

I came here to toast Bao Yuanwu.

Yue Wenping also happily agreed.

He led the people over here.

"Senior Bao is here, welcome!"

Yue Wenping looks slightly fierce, giving people the impression of a smiling tiger.

Bao Yuanwu glanced at it and just said yes.

Yue Wenping generously took the wine glass and poured himself a glass of wine.

Glancing at Wang Han, he also saw what Bao Yuanwu did just now, but his father has not shown up yet. Yue Wenping probably also saw his father's attitude towards Wang Han. If I don't have the strength, he and Wang Han are considered equals.

, Bao Yuanwu is here now. Bao Yuanwu has an army. If I don't come, my son will have to carry it.

Yue Wenping looked at Wang Han with a smile, "The old Taoist master was so heroic back then, he conquered mountains and rivers, and ruled the world for several years! His son is also handsome!"

While talking, he poured the wine and wanted to toast Wang Han.

Wang Han did not create any difficulty and drank freely.

Yue Wenping toasted Bao Yuanwu again.

After finishing the drink, Gu Hongzhang winked hard at Yue Wenping. Yue Wenping introduced Wang Han and Bao Yuanwu with a smile, "This is Gu Hongzhang, a friend of my father's. I have admired your names for a long time, so I came here to toast you two."

Gu Hongzhang quickly held the wine glass and smiled at Wang Han.

"It's true that a flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple and hit my own family. It's because of my blindness. I offer you this glass of wine as an apology."

Wang Han glanced at it and just nodded.

Gu Hongzhang held the wine glass in both hands, "I'll toast you!"

Wang Han was still indifferent. Gu Hongzhang glanced at Yue Wenping again for help. Yue Wenping picked up the wine bottle and wanted to pour wine for Wang Han.

Unexpectedly, Wang Han covered the mouth of the cup with his hand, "I don't know how to drink."

Gu Hongzhang was immediately embarrassed, with an embarrassed smile all over his old face.

This kind of person adapts to the situation and speaks sweetly. He cursed Wang Han just now, but now when he saw Bao Yuanwu, he licked his face and offered a toast.

Never get used to this kind of person!

Gu Hongzhang held the wine glass and looked at Bao Yuanwu again. Unexpectedly, Bao Yuanwu just glanced at him.

"I have something important to talk about today! I can't drink!"

Gu Hongzhang was completely embarrassed here.

Two hands holding wine glasses.

When I glanced out of the corner of my eye, I saw many people looking this way. I saw that Wang Han and Bao Yuanwu didn't buy it. Many people looked at Gu Hongzhang with a smile on their faces. What were they talking about?

Gu Hongzhang can guess it with his toes.

Gu Hongzhang was angry in his heart. In front of so many people today, he had been refuted by Wang Han over and over again. After all, he was invited by Yue Hongzhuo after all. He had to fight for some face when he was so tormented by a young man at his age.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Gu Hongzhang drank the wine in one gulp.

Wang Han glanced at him and snorted coldly, "Young man! I respect you for the sake of Commander Bao. Don't take yourself too seriously!"

With a flick of his sleeves, Gu Hongzhang strode out the door.

Yue Wenping knew what Gu Hongzhang's urine was like. This kind of person was a typical villain who acted according to the prevailing circumstances.

He smiled at Wang Han and Bao Yuanwu.

Yue Wenping walked towards the door.

After sitting down, Gu Hongzhang was so angry that he drank three glasses of wine in a row.

Someone next to me said, "Lao Gu! Didn't they give you face?"

Gu Hongzhang looked at Wang Han fiercely, "This is because he saw Bao Yuanwu coming, and now he has support, just relying on human power! It's really shameless!"

....

"Dad! You really asked me something!" Yue Wenjing put down his cell phone and stood beside Yue Hongzhuo.

Yue Hongzhuo glanced at the time and said, "Say!"

"The man surnamed Emperor really suppressed the strength of the Shilao Hui in announcing it to the outside world. I sent people to take stock of the recent fights between the Shilao Hui and several families in the capital. According to the information my people found,

, Wang Han has already reached the half-step state! And he can kill the dragon elephant state with the strength of half-step state!"

Yue Hongzhuo sat up and asked, "Is this news true?"

"The person I sent is an information peddler. Can he still lie to me?"

Yue Hongzhuo stood up, with a smile in his eyes, "I'll arrange someone later, won't you know the depth after trying it?"

"clear!"

"Pack up and get ready to meet the little Taoist master!"

Yue Wenjing was stunned for a moment, "Dad, the other two haven't come yet."

"If you don't come by this time, you definitely won't come! Let's go!"

.....

Gu Hongzhang was still angry and took another big sip of wine. "Although I, Gu Hongzhang, am not a famous person in the world, I can be invited to Yuejia! I am not an unknown person who can be bullied! I won't be punished with a toast!

Even if you are older than your family

The master is always friendly with me when he sees me. Who is he, a little beast who takes advantage of others? I don’t believe it! There will always be times when you are alone! Why did you make me lose face today? I will definitely let you

Give it back to me!"

"The birthday boy is here!"

A voice suddenly came.

Everyone looked over.

Yue Hongzhuo, wearing a red Tang suit, walked out with a smile on his face.

After Gu Hongzhang saw Yue Hongzhuo, he arranged his clothes, picked up the wine glass, and sorted out in his mind the congratulatory message he had specially prepared for Yue Hongzhuo in order to kneel down and lick it.

I was slapped twice in the face by Wang Han today.

Having lost face in front of so many guests, now is the best opportunity to let everyone see how Yue Hongzhuo values ​​him and earn back the face he has lost.

"Oh! The old longevity star is so radiant! How does that poem say? The dawn is in the mountain, the turtle and the crane are in the garden, the clouds are covered with treasures and the phoenix is ​​dancing, the jade supports the qiong liquid to recommend the stars, the tang shade is in the breeze. People are doing their best.

, Heaven's punishment auspicious rises to peace, ninety thousand journeys only flutter the wings, eight thousand years old coincides with spring, Diao Gong sees the glory of the public.

Hahaha, Gu Hongzhang has a toast to the birthday boy! I wish the birthday boy..."

Gu Hongzhang shook his head, held the wine glass, and greeted it with a smile on his face, about to lick it.

But what he never expected was...

Yue Hongzhuo completely ignored him and walked directly in the direction of Wang Han, holding his fists and laughing loudly, and the sound was passed down.

"The little Taoist master has arrived at my humble abode! I am so old and welcome you from afar!"


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