"I have to rush to the train station, we said in the car!"
Wang Han got into the car with him.
On the car.
Wang Han sat in the passenger seat and looked longingly at Song Buyan in the back seat.
"Senior, do you need the birth dates of me and my wife?"
"No need, I know both of your birthdays and horoscopes."
Wang Han's chrysanthemum tightened. It doesn't matter if ordinary people know your birth date, but if a big shot like this knows your birth date, they will want to do something very simple to you.
Song Buyan smiled and said, "Your parents and I know each other, so I know that your birthdays and horoscopes are normal. I will calculate for you when your child will be born."
While talking, Song Buyan began to calculate with his hands in his sleeves.
Unexpectedly, more than ten seconds later, Song Buyan's nose began to bleed suddenly, and Wang Han quickly handed him a tissue.
But Song Buyan's nosebleed was like opening a floodgate to let out water, and it couldn't be stopped no matter what.
Ximen Doudou, who was driving, glanced at Wang Han and asked, "Senior, are you okay?"
Just as Song Buyan was about to say something, he coughed violently, and his nosebleed sprayed directly onto the front seat.
His body was shaking uncontrollably, and he coughed violently again.
The lips that were originally a little red also turned a little pale.
"Brother Ninth! Could it be that senior Li Gouchen is also here?"
Wang Han shook his head, "He reconciled with Senior Zhaodi to find a woman, and he didn't come back this time."
Previously, Wang Han sent people to check the place where Huyantuo fell off the cliff, and found that there was no body at all. Jie Zhaodi volunteered to look for the person, and Li Gouchen went in the opposite direction to look for the person.
The remaining three guardians, Taishu Zangdian, Shentu Lihuo and Baili Chunlei, said they were going to find some old friends.
Wang Han returned to Jiangning City, where he was just sitting there, and the three guardians were not afraid of any problems that might arise in Wang Han's lair in the Shilaohui.
Song Buyan coughed violently again and covered his nose with a tissue. The blood had soaked through the tissue unknowingly.
"Are you okay, senior?" Wang Han asked again.
Song Buyan grabbed a handful of tissues and pressed it to his nose again.
He looked at Wang Han meaningfully.
"Before, I was deceived by the old abacus Di Lao and gave you a fortune. I was punished by God and had to lie down for three full days!
Just now, I was so excited that I didn’t think much about it, so I did another fortune telling for your child, yes! I’m afraid I’m going to have to stay in bed for a few more days!”
Ximen Doudou asked in confusion, "What do you mean?"
Song Buyan wiped the nosebleed and said, "There are three types of people in this world whose lives cannot be easily calculated and are easily punished by God.
One is a person with a destiny like the little Taoist master! One is the evil star like Li Goucheng and Xie Zhaodi, and the other is the kind of person in the belly of the little Taoist master's wife!"
"What kind of person is this kind of person?" Wang Han asked curiously.
Song Buyan once again took out a handful of tissues and covered his nose.
"This kind of person is both a favored person and a person abandoned by God! The future of a normal person will undergo some changes as his circumstances change and his own realm changes, but the overall route will not change.
As for the children of the little Taoist master, their future is complicated and mottled, just like a mess."
Seeing the confused expressions of Wang Han and Ximen Doudou.
Song Buyan explained again.
"It's like doing a simple mechanics problem. As long as you are on the earth, you can't escape from the foreigner's three laws, because everything remains the same. No matter how the problem changes, the formulas are still the same. It's like
The main line of the fate of ordinary people will not change, just use formulas to calculate it.
And these three types of people are like being separated from the mechanics of the earth, and there is no rigorous formula for you to put them into calculations. Do you understand when I explain it this way?"
Wang Han nodded, "I understand."
Ximen Doudou originally shook his head, but when he glanced at Wang Han's nod from the corner of his eye, he nodded immediately.
"So, senior, you haven't calculated it yet, have you?" Wang Han asked again.
Song Buyan looked at Wang Han meaningfully and smiled.
"Like a dream but not a dream, like flowers in a mirror, like dew, like lightning, like bubbles.
A great road leads to the wilderness, and the three natures of life are nothing but yellow beams.
Eternal spring and autumn are just a snap of the fingers, and the vast sea of mind turns into mulberry fields.
The soul of the ancestor of the ancient Yellow River Road arises, and the mysterious female appears and breaks the sky wall."
Wang Han looked at Song Buyan with a dark face.
This old boy always says that there is no such thing.
If she hadn't been an elder, Wang Han would have wanted to kick his 43-year-old big foot.
But having said that, Song Buyan just made a calculation and started bleeding. If he said this kind of thing, the backlash would definitely be even greater.
Song Buyan wiped his nosebleed and glanced at the time, "Little Taoist Master, I can only say so much about what should be said. Things like destiny can change at any time. Don't be obsessed with what I say.
, you will know everything after you have experienced it yourself, I think you must understand what I said, right?"
Wang Han shook his head with a dark line on his face.
Ximen Doudou, who was driving, pretended to understand and nodded. From the corner of his eye, he saw Wang Han shaking his head, and he quickly shook his head too.
Song Buyan laughed.
"It's okay if you don't understand. If you understand, then what else do you want me to do?"
Wang Han really wanted to beat her up.
After seeing Song Buyan to the train station, Song Buyan was carrying a small broken bag of his. After getting off the car, he took a look at Wang Han.
"Little Taoist Master, take care!"
"Senior, take care of yourself too!"
Song Buyan laughed again, turned around and walked into the train station.
Ximen Doudou looked at Song Buyan's back and said, "Brother Ninth, what is this bad old man talking about? I can't understand a word of it! I'll clean up the rest!"
"Talk too much and reveal the secret. He is the one who feels uncomfortable." Wang Han lit a cigarette and handed another cigarette to Ximen Doudou.
The two got back into the car.
"Brother Ninth, let me stay at your house tonight."
Wang Han pushed Ximen Doudou's big face away with his big hand, "If you don't live in the big villa, why are you going to my place? Your sister-in-law and I haven't seen each other for several days."
Ximen Doudou was stunned for a moment, then licked his face and said with a smile, "Can I wear earplugs?"
"Get lost!"
Ximen Doudou sniffed and grimaced.
After returning home, Wang Han found that his eldest sister Rao Rushuang and fourth sister Ye Qingqiu were also here.
"Hey, what kind of wind has brought you two here today?" Wang Han came in with a smile and said hello.
Ximen Doudou also greeted the two of them.
Rao Rushuang glanced at the bedroom and said, "Nanny, take out the clothes for Lao Jiu."
Su Qi took out a new suit from the bedroom and handed it over.
"What is this for?" Wang Han was stunned for a moment while holding the suit.
Su Qi took off Wang Han's coat and gave Wang Han a suit to put on.
"Fifth brother has found a fifth sister-in-law for us. The two families will meet tomorrow to get them engaged."
Wang Han put on his suit and asked, "Flash wedding?"
Ximen Doudou took over the conversation, "It's not a flash marriage. The fifth brother met the fifth sister-in-law seven years ago when he was on the run. The fifth sister-in-law even saved the fifth brother's life. At that time, the fifth brother told the fifth sister-in-law that as long as it was
If he survives, he will marry the fifth sister-in-law, who has not married for the past seven years and is waiting for the fifth brother."
Wang Han opened his arms, and Su Qi gave Wang Han some clothes.
"Where is that little bitch from Tantai Xuanji? At that time, this little bitch was also interested in Fifth Brother."
"Fifth brother has always regarded Tantai Xuanji as his sister." Ximen Doudou sat aside and watched with envy as Su Qi packed Wang Han's clothes.
Wang Han joked, "If this girl could say that purple is very charming, she would be in the top position."
Su Qi raised his head and asked, "Who is Tantai Xuanji?"
Wang Han recalled, "After the martial arts conference, that little girl from the Emei sect came to our house. She was the idiot who tricked you into calling her mom."
Su Qi nodded and remembered, "It's not you who tricked others into calling you daddy!"
Wang Han smiled and said, "What time will we get engaged tomorrow?"
Rao Rushuang said, "At about twelve o'clock at noon, the whole family has to go. Don't be special. The date is specifically scheduled for the day after you return home."
Wang Han nodded, "Okay, I'll go to the Zhenlong Pavilion Tea House tomorrow morning and rush over there. Where is the engagement place?"
"Lin Qingyun arranged it for a new restaurant he opened, called Yaochi." Ximen Doudou sat aside and said.
"That's not right. Shouldn't you go to the woman's house to get engaged?" "It's not really an engagement. I want to sit down and have a meal first, get to know the situation in the man's family, and then decide whether to get engaged."
Su Qi buttoned up Wang Han's clothes.
Wang Han dishonestly slapped Su Qi's buttocks with his little hand.
Su Qi patted Wang Han and signaled with his eyes that others should stop moving.
Rao Rushuang stood up, "It's getting late, let's go back first."
Ximen Doudou refused to leave, "Sister, I will stay here tonight, I told Brother Ninth."
Rao Rushuang slapped Ximen Doudou on the back of the head and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days. I want to whisper. What are you doing here? Come back with me and decorate your home. Why? I see you have always been depressed these days.
Are you unhappy that your fifth brother has found a sister-in-law for you?"
Ximen Doudou forced out a smile and said, "Happy! I'm so happy!"
Rao Rushuang grabbed Ximen Doudou's ear and went out.
After closing the door, Su Qi asked doubtfully, "Why does Longlong look weird when fifth brother gets married? He seems to be very happy but not so happy at the same time?"
"It's strange that he would be happy to have one more person to beat him up. He's not shaking his head."
Wang Han took off his suit, and Su Qi took it over, "The bath water is also hot, go and wash it quickly."
"Oops." Wang Han scratched his back.
"What's wrong?"
"I have short arms."
Su Qi asked doubtfully, "What does your short arms have to do with you taking a shower?"
"No one rubs my back."
Su Qi slapped Wang Han again, "You're not serious!"
"You go in first, I'll put my clothes away and go in."
....
Early the next morning.
Wang Han wandered to the teahouse with his hands behind his back.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw a man looking out the window with empty eyes, an IV drip hanging on one arm, his head swollen like a pig's head, his eyes swollen into two slits, and his mouth turned into a sausage mouth.
"Brother Han?" the man turned around and shouted.
Wang Han was stunned for a long time before he realized that this was Meng Bizhi, "Fuck! Fatty, what's wrong?"
Meng Bizhi turned back and looked at Wang Han.
"Brother Han, I'm... allergic to seafood."
Seeing Wang Han's confused expression, Meng Bizhi continued.
"Didn't I meet Senior Zhaodi who I know well a few days ago? The two of us talked all night long and had a great time. He said that I have the talent to join the extremely lacking Tao and gave me a technique for me to try and practice.
"
Wang Han was stunned for a moment and looked at Meng Bizhi, "You must have practiced, right?"
Meng Bizhi looked at Wang Han, regretful and said, "Practice! Ever since I started practicing, bad luck has happened one after another. It's so uncomfortable, but...but that's not the most uncomfortable thing!"
Wang Han asked curiously, "What is the most uncomfortable thing?"
Meng Bizhi lowered his head and clenched his fists, "The most uncomfortable thing is... I really enjoy it!"