Hearing Lingbao's voice, everyone looked at her in unison.
Liu Damei's face froze, she took a few steps back with her daughter in her arms, distanced herself from Lingbao, and said in fear: "You, don't come here, stay away from me!"
Xiao Lingbao blinked his big eyes twice, wondering why she was so afraid of him, "Auntie, you will be really unlucky recently..."
When she walked out of the room before, she opened her golden eyes and saw luck lingering between everyone's brows.
The auspicious colors include yellow, purple and red, which respectively represent career luck, wealth luck and love luck. When these colors appear on a person's eyebrows, it means that his corresponding fortune will be significantly improved recently.
The opposite of good luck is bad luck, in which cyan indicates disease, black indicates disaster, and gray indicates bad luck.
Most people's eyebrows have a faint white color, which means that their luck is good or bad, and nothing special will happen in the past few days.
In Lingbao's eyes, the most abrupt person was Liu Damei. Her eyebrows were gray at the moment. The gray was very thick, which meant that she was about to be in bad luck.
Liu Damei believed that Lingbao was cursing her maliciously, and immediately cursed back, "You are unlucky! You monster! Monster! Don't think I will be afraid of you!"
Suddenly, a serious voice sounded from behind her, "Liu Damei, why did you come to Jiang's house to cause trouble? It seems that I punished you too lightly before!"
Everyone turned around and said, "Captain Li..."
"I said that whoever in the village promotes superstition, uses superstition to instigate, coerce, deceive, or incite others will be punished more severely!"
"How can I promote superstition and incite people?" Liu Damei denied it urgently, "Captain Li, you can't just accuse me unjustly just to help the Jiang family."
Huang Yuezhu couldn't help but speak for her, "Captain Li, Damei didn't..."
Before she finished speaking, her arm was pulled hard by her husband, indicating that she should stop meddling, for fear of getting burned, so she swallowed back all her subsequent words.
"You came to my house and said that my sister is a monster. What else is it if it's not superstition? And my brother brought a hare back. What do you mean by saying it's dangerous? Just like those deceitful witches and Taoist priests, you just say some scary things."
Wu Chaozi said angrily.
"She, it's her..." Liu Damei pointed at Lingbao and said aggrievedly, "She was the one who scolded me first, and she cursed me just now, saying that I would be unlucky. That's why I called her a monster. Everyone else can testify for me.
ah……"
Everyone keeps their distance from her.
One of them, a middle-aged woman, said: "Who wants to testify for you? You are so shameless! You were the one who cursed the Jiang family just now."
"That's right," the person who disliked Liu Damei agreed, "what you said is much more unpleasant. I can't stand hearing about the bloody disaster! It's also the Jiang family who have a good temper and didn't slap you. If it were me,
I will definitely beat you up!"
While they were talking about each other, Lingbao thought that if he got too close to the unlucky person, he would easily be unlucky with him, so he pretended to be afraid of the cold and shrank his neck and said to his mother: "Mother, Lingbao is so cold.
, let’s go back to the house?”
"Okay, let's go back to the house and ignore them." Shen Su'e rubbed her precious daughter's little hand and pulled her into the house.
Seeing Lingbao enter the house, Lingbao's father and several brothers also felt that there was no need to compete with a crazy woman like Liu Damei who bit people when she caught them, so they "hum" angrily at her and went home.
Er Huazi subconsciously wanted to follow him in, but his wife held him back forcefully, "What are you doing? Are you really possessed by something evil?"
At this time, a hoarse cry came from the air, "Wow--"
Everyone looked up and saw dozens of crows flying overhead. Suddenly, Liu Damei felt something as big as a bean fall on her head.
She subconsciously touched her head and found a white thing with a little black in the middle, sticky and wet, "What?"
Before she could wonder, several lumps of bird poop fell on her head.
The few people closest to her were unfortunately hit by bird droppings and screamed "Wow!" Liu Damei's daughter Daya was also "shot" soon. There was a piece of dark gray crow droppings on her right cheek, which smelled bad.
It can literally kill people.
"Woah woah woah..." Da Ya burst into tears.
After a while, the crow's cry became more and more distant.
Among all the people, Liu Damei had the most "bombs". Her head and face were covered with feces. Her daughter was also the same, with two pimples on her head and three on her cheeks.
"Ouch, ouch, it stinks! Where can there be so many crows?"
Everyone discussed for a while, and when they found that Liu Damei was covered with bird droppings, they quickly covered their noses and laughed in disgust, "Are they specifically shitting on the top of the eldest girl's head? Hahaha..."
"Aunt Shen, that girl's mouth is very clever!"
"Yes, I remember she just said that the eldest girl would be unlucky."
Listening to the villagers talking about it, Captain Li clapped his hands twice and said, "Okay, these are all coincidences. We must be scientific in everything!"
After saying that, he patiently evacuated the crowd, "Don't block other people's doors. Go home quickly. The Chinese New Year is coming soon. Clean up well. My wife, the Li family, and Zhao Daniu's mother, go home quickly."
There’s no fun to watch.”
After everyone dispersed, Li Guangzheng said some words of warning to Liu Damei, telling her not to come to Jiang's house to cause trouble again, otherwise she would be severely punished.
Liu Damei was so angry that she stamped her feet hard.
Listening to her daughter's heart-wrenching cries, she temporarily suppressed her temper, ran home quickly, and shouted to her mother-in-law: "Mom, please heat me some hot water!"
No one answered her, so she had to put down her daughter and go to the kitchen. As a result, she walked too fast, tripped and fell to the ground, grinning in pain.
"What's wrong with you?" Lin Desheng had just returned from cutting firewood and saw his wife rolling on the ground. He quickly put the firewood on the ground and stepped forward to help her up.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"""It hurts me so much," Liu Damei rolled up her trouser legs, "My knees are bleeding, and a piece of flesh has been broken, wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
I thought my husband would comfort me, but I didn’t expect that my husband who was supporting me couldn’t help but let go of his hand, covered his nose and stepped back, “What does it smell like on you? It’s too smelly, you…vomit!”
Disgusted by the smell of his wife's body, Lin Desheng rushed to the latrine and vomited.
Afterwards, although Liu Damei took her daughter to take a bath, she still had an unpleasant smell that could be smelled even if she got closer.
"Did you fall into a shithole? Ouch, it stinks..." Mrs. Lin waved it twice in the air, and she and her husband took the sweet potatoes back to their house to eat.
"Is it that smelly? Damn! Why are you pretending?" Liu Damei muttered in a low voice, "My house is so smelly that it's almost moldy, but you still have the nerve to dislike me."
After eating two sweet potatoes, she felt a stomachache. She said "ouch" twice and ran to the hut holding her belly. She didn't expect to squat down just as the door was closed. The two wooden boards under her feet broke and half of her body fell into the feces.
In the pit.
The next day, the news about Liu Damei falling into the cesspool spread throughout the village.
Everyone laughed so hard, "Hahahaha... I heard that Desheng slept in a separate bed with her because the eldest girl was so smelly, hahaha..."