Chapter 30 I want to exchange fat with my mother-in-law
Lin Desheng felt embarrassed and pushed his wife, "Okay, take Da Ya back quickly. Don't be embarrassed here."
"Who am I to disgrace? You are the one who got these large intestines! Do you want to eat these smelly things during the New Year?"
"Hey, I've already drawn it, what can I do?"
"I don't care, after a hard time celebrating the New Year, I just want to eat something good!"
After speaking to her husband, she shouted loudly: "Don't you think there is a problem? No matter how lucky the Jiang family is, it is impossible to draw six numbers with pork belly and fat, right? To say that those numbers are not manipulated, I I won’t believe it until my death!”
She yelled out, everyone looked at me, and I looked at you, and finally they all looked at the Jiang family.
"That's right," the people who didn't get the fat meat or pork belly commented, saying, "Is it possible that the Jiang family got all the fat meat?"
"Since it's drawing lots, it depends on luck! My family's luck is so good!" Shen Su'e shouted loudly, "You can't say there's something wrong with drawing lots just because the pork you drew isn't as fat as mine, right?"
Liu Damei looked angry, "What a bullshit! What kind of luck? You guys just colluded with Captain Li! Don't think I don't know."
Sanleizi walked up to her, stared at her and asked loudly: "Where is the evidence?"
"What evidence?" Liu Damei snorted and said, "You must have destroyed all the evidence. What evidence can I have?"
"Since there is no evidence, you are just talking nonsense!"
When they were arguing, Li Guangzheng squeezed into the crowd and asked angrily: "What are you doing? You are all stuck here. Do others want to share the meat? After the pork is divided, there are a lot of things to do, what else do you want? Don’t you want to have a good New Year?”
Jiang Qingshan said: "Captain Li, it is the Lin family's daughter-in-law who is causing trouble for us. My daughter-in-law is standing here to receive the pork, but she comes out and talks nonsense!"
"What nonsense am I talking about? You just did some tricks on the number! That number 56 is full of fat. Everyone wants it, but you took it away..."
Before Liu Damei could continue, Li Guangzheng interrupted: "Those numbers were written by me and the branch secretary together. What can we do?"
"Hey! Who knows if you and the party secretary were bribed by Aunt Shen and others? Anyway, I don't believe that the Jiang family is so lucky. They are all good!"
Many people around me speculated, "Could it be that the paper is different? Some feel thin and some feel thick? Maybe the folded size is different."
A member of the production team couldn't stand listening and stood up and said: "I bought the paper with the numbers on it. They are all the same paper. Captain Li just wrote the numbers on it. Uncle Wangcai did the origami. He folded them all into The same size!”
Liu Damei mocked: "How do you know that he folded them all into the same shape? Maybe he took advantage of you not paying attention and folded the fat number paper into a smaller one? Did you stare at him the whole time, your eyes closed? Without blinking?"
The person called "Uncle Wangcai" is the accountant of the production team, and his wife is called "Auntie Cai" by the villagers. She is famous for her fierce temper.
Hearing Liu Damei's words, she squeezed into the crowd and started scolding, "You bastard, stop slandering good people here! If my old man did something, all I would get is lean meat." ?”
The more she spoke, the angrier she became. She glared at Liu Damei and continued to curse: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll tear out your tongue and feed it to the dogs!"
After that, she said a bunch of words, scolding Liu Damei for being full of girls and unable to give birth to a son. She also said that she would be divorced by her husband sooner or later!
Liu Damei was trembling all over after being scolded, and her face turned red, "You...you are just full of girls..."
"If you don't know how to scold, then stop using your slutty mouth. I already have a grandson and a baby girl. What kind of rag is jumping in front of me? It's like a bat with chicken feathers on its body. What kind of bird are you!"
Aunt Cai's scolding made the surroundings completely silent, except for a cute little voice that laughed and made a "clucking" sound, like an oriole.
In fact, Lingbao didn't quite understand what she was scolding, but he thought it was funny.
Aunt Cai turned around and met the little guy's eyes, feeling that most of the anger in her stomach had disappeared, "Ms. Dongzi, no wonder people in the village say you picked up a treasure and brought it home. This kid looks very lovable."
The little baby tilted his head, "Lingbao is not picked up..."
"That's right, I didn't pick it up, it was my aunt. I made a mistake just now." Aunt Cai approached Lingbao with a smile and couldn't help pinching her fleshy little face.
Liu Damei gritted her teeth in anger, "What's so big about being able to curse? Don't think that no one knows about the things you and the Jiang family do in private..."
"That's enough!" Captain Li said angrily, "Uncle Wangcai and we didn't do anything, the Jiang family just got lucky and got those pork!"
"You said there isn't one, so there isn't one? Anyway, I don't recognize the lot!" Liu Damei said, "It must be drawn again!"
People who smoked fat and pork belly were not happy.
They all talked about it, "Hey, Desheng wife, don't admit it if you get a bad draw. The Jiang family is just lucky. You have the energy to quarrel with others, so why not think about how to get rid of your bad luck?"
Bad luck."
"That's right! It's obvious that Desheng was implicated by you, so he got a bunch of pig intestines. You still have the nerve to make trouble here."
During the quarrel, the short Uncle Wangcai squeezed into the crowd, "Those porks were arranged randomly. When Captain Li wrote the numbers for me, I didn't know which number corresponded to which meat. How could I do it in advance?"
After listening to his words, the people who were previously skeptical stopped saying anything and thought to themselves that it was true, the pork was randomly placed after killing the pigs, and everyone watched together. Captain Li and the accountant could not do anything at all.
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Suddenly, the jeers grew louder and louder, and someone shouted: "Desheng, please take care of your wife! It's too embarrassing to keep making trouble like this."
"I'm not telling you, if I take such a daughter-in-law back home, my legs will be broken by her, so that she won't act like a troublemaker and cause trouble for the family."
Lin Desheng looked embarrassed, said to his wife, "Go home quickly," and then walked home holding the pig intestines and belly.
"Where are you going back to?" Liu Damei stamped her feet anxiously, "Are you really planning to let Daya and I eat these things during the Chinese New Year?"
She felt like everyone was laughing at her behind her back. Her husband didn't answer her words and didn't want to stay any longer, so he walked away faster.
Liu Damei had no choice but to follow her husband.
"Okay, don't hang around here," Li Guangzheng said loudly, "Those who have received the pork should take the pork home first, and they will distribute bonuses and give out grain in the afternoon."
Everyone's faces were filled with smiles when they heard about the bonus distribution. Even those who didn't get the pork belly or fat meat couldn't help but raise their lips.
On the way home, Sihaizi and Wuchaozi held a bunch of fat meat in their arms, and they said happily: "Mom, what are we going to eat on New Year's Eve? With so much fat meat, we should be able to make a lot of lard residue, right? I can do it tonight Would you like some lard residue?"
Just as Shen Su'e was about to respond with a smile, her eldest daughter-in-law's voice suddenly sounded not far behind her, "Mom, wait a minute, wait for me..."
"What's going on?" Shen Su'e stopped.
Fang Xiuyun ran forward and said: "What Dadongzi drew this year is all lean meat, and there is also some pork liver. Can I exchange the lean meat with you for some fat meat? Tree roots and soil roots can grow the body. Can't I?" Don’t eat any oil.”