Being suddenly pointed at his nose and yelled at, Lingbao tilted his head in confusion, feeling that this grandma seemed to hate him.
Obviously she doesn't even know her...
"What are you calling?" Shen Su'e said angrily, "My daughter is a blessing, not Guanyin Bodhisattva. Do you think she can save all sentient beings?"
After saying that, she rolled her eyes at Wuyan Po, "I don't think anyone wants to borrow salt from your family. I can buy salt from anyone for just five cents more."
Uncle Guaizi hurriedly tried to smooth things over, "Mother Dongzi, don't be angry. My mother just has this temper. Her words are a bit unpleasant, but she actually doesn't mean anything malicious."
"I think your mother is a little confused..."
"Who are you scolding for having a bad brain? You idiot! You need to be taught a lesson!" Wuyan Po cursed and raised her hand to slap Shen Su'e in the face.
Before her slap fell, Lingbao grabbed her hand first, and then, a string of information was transmitted into little Lingbao's brain.
"Name: Fan Cuihong
Like value:-50
Age:68
Height:157cm
Weight:30kg
Physical condition: Severe malnutrition and hyperthyroidism lead to hormonal abnormalities and symptoms such as excitement and irritability.
Favorite food: Stir-fried winter bamboo shoots with pork belly, stewed vermicelli with pickled cabbage, taro mixed with soy sauce, rice mixed with lard, wild vegetables mixed with lard, and scrambled eggs with chili.
The most regretful thing: After her eldest son got chickenpox, the family had no money for treatment. She was afraid that her younger son would be infected, so she took her eldest son into the woodshed. The eldest son stayed up for two days and wanted to drink porridge before he died, but she had no rice to give him. My son cooks porridge.
The most inferior thing: Because she has a black birthmark on her eyes, she was called a disaster star by people around her when she was a child. When she grew up, people in the village said that she had a hard life and that it was the fate of Kefu Kezi.
My biggest wish at the moment: I hope my younger son will marry a wife."
After this information appeared, Lingbao received a task from the system.
"As long as Fan Cuihong's love value changes from negative to positive within three days, the love value accumulated in the space will be an additional 50. If the love value exceeds 50, an additional 50 will be obtained. If it is not completed within three days, the task will be automatically canceled."
Just as Lingbao finished understanding the message, a "yeah" sound rang out, and Wuyanpo screamed: "My hand is going to be broken! This girl wants to break my old woman's hand."
With this shout, the love value dropped from -50 to -70.
Lingbao hurriedly let go of his hand and apologized to the old woman in front of him, "I'm sorry, Grandma Fan, Lingbao shouldn't have broken your hand so hard just now, but you are also wrong. You were the one who wanted to hit Lingbao's mother and kiss her first."
The sound of "Grandma Fan" made Wuyanpo stunned, "What did you call me just now? How do you know my last name?"
Apart from her son, the captain, branch secretary and others in the village should know her last name now.
Looking into Shang Lingbao's big eyes, Wuyanpo swallowed subconsciously, "You're a little weird girl..."
Shen Su'e was worried that she would talk nonsense in the village, so she hurriedly pretended to be angry, "What's weird? Captain Li mentioned it before, and Lingbao remembered it. My daughter has a good memory and is polite, so that's why I called you 'Grandma Fan'."
At this time, Fugui pulled Lingbao's hand and stepped back, "Auntie, she is a big witch. My mother said don't get close to her, she will kill people."
"You bastard! If I knew how to conquer people, I would kill you little bastard first! You son of a bitch, I think your mother is the only one who knows how to conquer people. She will conquer you and your father to death tonight." !”
Being stared at and scolded by her fiercely, Fugui felt particularly frightened. He raised his head and cried loudly, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
Seeing that things were getting bigger and bigger, Uncle Kidnapper hurriedly pushed his mother into the house, "Okay, mother, don't cause any more trouble for me."
"Am I causing trouble? It's obvious that they came here to bring bad luck to our family!"
Wu Yanpo wanted to say something more, but was pushed into the house by his son.
After closing the door, Uncle Kidnapper took a breath and apologized to Shen Su'e: "My mother is like that, don't be angry, what about that? I'll get some salt for you right now..."
"Uncle, I have salt at home," Lingbao said. "My second brother just found a jar of salt. I came to my mother just to tell her about it."
"Oh, that's it. Just salt." After saying that, Uncle Guaizi lowered his head and apologized to Shen Su'e, and then went back to the house.
Fugui was still crying loudly at this moment, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
His grandma patted his head gently, "Okay, everyone has gone in, and your mother is not here. Who are you going to cry so aggrievedly for? You will be dumb from crying by then, and your throat will be sore. Don't think about it tonight.
Eat meat."
Fugui, who was crying a second ago, immediately stopped crying, sniffed and cursed: "The stinky witch is really annoying. If my mother were here, I would definitely beat her to death!"
"Your mother is not right either. She is a nice person and I didn't mess with her before. Why is she saying these things to you?" Shen Su'e said helplessly.
"Because she looks scary."
After saying that, Fugui shook Lingbao's hand and said, "Auntie, that witch is scary, right? She is also cruel to auntie, and auntie also hates her, right?"
Lingbao said: "She is not in good health, so she has a bad temper."
"What's wrong with that witch? She's fierce, evil and scary. I hate her the most. I hope she dies soon." Fugui said angrily.
Shen Su'e frowned in displeasure, "You kid, who did you learn these words from? Don't talk like that in the future! You're uneducated!"
He didn't expect his grandma to be cruel to him. Fugui curled his lips in grievance, hid beside his aunt, and said pitifully: "Aunt..."
"Mom is right, don't talk like this in the future," the little girl said in a sweet voice, "otherwise Lingbao won't like you either."
Her little nephew quickly admitted his mistake and said, "I will never talk like that again."
"Fugui is so good and obedient," Lingbao patted his nephew's head in praise, "Let's go home, and I'll reward you with a biscuit."
"Wow, aunt is the best!"
In the evening, Jiang Qingshan and his sons carried bamboos home.
They put everything in their hands on the ground. Wu Chaozi was the first to see his second brother. He walked up angrily and asked, "Second brother, why are you at my house again?"
"My mother asked me to help wash the eagle and roast it for dinner at night," Erhuazi said. "My eldest brother and I just skewered it on wooden sticks."
"What do you mean? You don't want to eat with an eagle, do you?"
"Okay, Chaozi, your second brother has been busy for a long time, why don't you let him eat something before leaving?" Shen Su'e said, "We can't eat such a big eagle."
Wu Chaozi snorted, "Mom, you are too soft-hearted, and you don't want to think about what happened when they came to our house to cause trouble after we separated!"
Hearing him mention what happened that day, Erhuazi lowered his head, "Hey, Chaozi is right. I have no shame to stay here, but Fugui has done nothing wrong. Let him take a few bites here? His stomach
It’s small, so it shouldn’t be able to eat much.”
After saying that, he looked at his mother, "I've washed all the eagle's internal organs and intestines and put them in the basin. It's cold now, so it shouldn't be bad until tomorrow. What, wait until seven or eight o'clock in the evening."
I’ll come over again to pick up Fugui, do you think that’s okay, mother?”
Before his mother could speak, Lingbao said first: "Lingbao just invited the second brother to eat eagle with Fugui. Can the second brother stay?"
With that said, she turned to her fifth brother and said: "Fifth brother, the second brother has realized his mistake. He will never make mother and father angry again. Can you forgive him once? Lingbao hopes that the brothers will
They all love each other."
Wu Chaozi said uncomfortably: "Since Lingbao said so, let him stay, but this is entirely for Lingbao's sake!"