Inside, I saw an open-air stove built with bricks in the yard. A fat old man weighing about three hundred pounds was cooking, and he was very good at playing with the kitchen knife in his hand.
Across the stove stood a handsome old man with long hair who looked very much like a literary gangster from the 1980s. He was wearing a camouflage uniform on his upper body, grey-blue torn trousers on his lower body, and Jiefang shoes on his feet, which were stained with stains.
Nadidian, holding a rice bowl in his hand, was waiting for his meal.
Even so, he has a melancholic and artistic aura about him. At a glance, you can tell that he looks like he can sing when he opens his mouth. With this look and temperament, those artistic young women will definitely fall for him.
It's just that the whole image of the person's mouth has been destroyed.
"Hurry up! It's so hard!" As he spoke, he picked up all the leftover scraps from the fat old man's chopping vegetables and ate them.
"Uh-huh! Wash the Northeast guys! Diuleilou!"
When two old friends were bickering, a roar of a Hedong lion suddenly came from the yard.
"Xu Haozhou!"
The Northeastern guy was so startled when he heard this voice that his rice bowl almost flew out.
The fat guy looked at the Northeastern guy jokingly, as if he was watching the fun.
"Wash the Northeast guys! My wife, Li, tell Li to come in!"
"Stop the ink stains and cook quickly. When she comes out, tell her the food will be ready soon!"
The fat man took a sip of the soup and said slowly, "Call me daddy!"
"You damn fat man is a bad student!"
"Xu Haozhou!"
A woman's irritable voice came from inside, and she saw a middle-aged woman striding out from inside. She was very charming. It can be seen that she was definitely a beauty when she was young, but a grumpy look on her eyebrows can tell
It seems that she is not easy to mess with, a typical Sun Erniang type.
The Northeastern guy said angrily, "What are you doing?"
The woman walked over in a few steps and grabbed the Northeastern man by the ear.
"Elbow! Follow me into Wu!"
The Northeastern guy grinned and said, "You stinky old bitch, get out of here! I've been working so damn hard all day that I haven't even eaten, so what are you doing in the house?"
Wang Han led Su Qi in from the outside and introduced Su Qi as he walked.
That old handsome guy was a Northeastern guy. In fact, his original name was Lover, but he was full of bad taste. People got used to calling him a Northeastern guy, so they kept calling him a Northeastern guy. The beautiful woman next to him was his wife, known as Feng.
Auntie, I don’t know what her name is.
In addition, the fat old man who cooks about 300 pounds and looks kind-hearted and naive is a fat man.
The Northeastern guy grabbed the doorpost with one hand and refused to go in.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a few people coming in.
Immediately his eyes lit up, as if he had seen a savior.
"Oh my God! Laojiu!"
"You stinky old bitch, let me go!"
The charming woman relaxed slightly, and when she saw Wang Han, she also smiled and changed her face from being irritable.
"Xiaojiu is back!"
"Uncle Fatty, Uncle Qing, Auntie." Wang Han greeted several people with a smile.
The Northeast guy took this opportunity and hurriedly came over and gave Wang Han a big hug.
"You little brat, you miss me so much!"
"Daughter-in-law, right?" Several people looked at Su Qi.
Su Qi greeted several people, "Su Qi has met uncle Fei, uncle Qing and aunt."
"Then this is..."
Several people glanced at Baili Chunlei, who was following behind with his head lowered.
"This is one of my seniors who came to our place to relax."
"Come in and sit down!"
After putting down the things, he saw the beautiful woman holding the northeastern man's arm to get in. The northeastern man immediately said with a straight face, "Don't pull me!"
When he saw the beautiful woman's face tightening, the Northeastern guy immediately whispered, "Wait a minute, the kids are watching, give me some face! Don't force me to hurt you in front of these old people!"
"Where are Mu Yao and Guo Guo?" Wang Han looked around but didn't see the two little girls.
The Northeastern guy took a cucumber and ate it.
"Those two little bastards have rebelled against the heavens. They may be causing harm to others!"
While I was talking, I heard an ooh-ooh sound coming from outside the door.
Then I saw a girl riding a pig running in from outside.
Behind him was a little girl riding a Tibetan mastiff.
Laughter like silver bells came from outside the door.
The wild boars and Tibetan mastiffs under the crotch were also moaning and panting with excitement.
Unexpectedly, the excitement has not passed yet.
Then I heard the roar of a Hedong lion.
"Get out!"
The wild boar and Tibetan mastiff came to a sudden stop.
The two little girls in the video above are so fucked up.
Aunt Feng pointed at the two of them and roared, "The clothes you washed yesterday were stained again? Are you two itchy again?"
Not to mention the two little girls, the lighter in Wang Han's hand was so frightened by the voice that it dropped to the ground.
Fortunately, there is only one Aunt Feng in the old house now. If Rao Rushuang were here, it would be like military training every day in the house.
Mu Yao got up. Seeing that Aunt Feng was about to roll up her sleeves and hit someone, she bumped Guo Guo with her elbow and said, "Guo Guo, please cry!"
Guoguo got up and wiped her nose. She had pigtails all over her head. The cute little girl who used to be fair and tender had turned a lot darker during this time, and she was also much less delicate and energetic. Her school uniform was tied diagonally around her body, and her schoolbag was bulging.
It's so naughty, it must have everything in it except textbooks.
When the little girl saw Wang Han and Su Qi, she was stunned for a moment.
"Dad, Mom!"
The little girl rushed over.
Wang Han picked up Guo Guo.
He nuzzled Guoguo's little face with the tip of his nose affectionately.
When Mu Yao saw that Aunt Feng was still looking at her with an unkind expression, she immediately shouted at the top of her lungs and rushed over, "Brother Ninth! Sister-in-law Ninth!"
Guo Guo lay on Wang Han's body and couldn't get off. One of her little hands was still holding Su Qi's hand, and Wang Han kept holding her.
Aunt Feng didn't take care of the two little girls.
Soon it was time to eat.
Because there are many people in the house and the fat man likes to cook, he cooks a big pot of rice.
I thought the meal was enough.
When Northeast Guy, Wang Han, Baili Chunlei, Mu Yao, and Guoguo started eating with five rice bowls of different sizes, it could be seen with the naked eye that the food in the pots was eaten very quickly.
When I'm almost done eating.
Aunt Feng took out a big cup, grabbed a handful of wolfberries from her pocket and threw it into the cup. She picked up the thermos and poured a full cup into it. The water began to turn red.
He pushed the big cup in front of the Northeastern guy.
"If you drink it, sleep with Wu, if you don't drink, sleep with dogs!"
The guy from Northeast China scolded, "You stinky old bitch, don't get angry! How do I educate you? If you rebel against me, why don't you come back! I'll fucking cut you! Can't you see that Lao Jiu is back? I'm not allowed to chat with Lao Jiu at night?"
Right, Lao Jiu?"
While talking, the Northeastern guy winked at Wang Han vigorously.
Just as Wang Han was about to speak, the fat man's leg bumped into Wang Han's knee under the table.
"The nagging will be over tomorrow, my wife is pregnant, I have to go to bed early!"
Snapped!
Aunt Feng slapped her chopsticks on the table and wiped her mouth, "Elbow! Follow me into Wu!"
The Northeastern guy immediately winked at Wang Han. Wang Han pretended not to notice, and the Northeastern guy put his hands on the table.
"Old Jiu has something to do with me! Old Jiu! Didn't the slut ask you to come back if you have something to ask me?" The Northeastern guy winked at Wang Han hard.
Wang Han looked pure, "No."
"That's what you forgot?"
"I don't know!"
Aunt Feng grabbed the Northeastern man by his ears and dragged him into the house.
The Northeast guy yelled at Wang Han as if he was on the execution ground.
"Lao Jiu, think carefully!"
The fat man took a sip of soup and gloated.
"The Northeastern guy is going to change from Xu Haozhou to Xu Gaochuan!"
"You damn fat man! You're the only one who talks a lot! Lao Jiu! Think about it!" the Northeastern guy yelled.
Wang Han stood up.
The Northeast guy quickly grabbed Aunt Feng excitedly and said, "I just said that Lao Jiu has something to do with me!"
Aunt Feng turned back and looked at Wang Han.
"Lao Jiu, do you have anything to do with your uncle?"