Li Xiangqin slapped her forehead and quickly poked Su Wanda beside her: "Old Su, please give Niu Gaoren a red envelope, don't sit stupidly like a wood, don't forget that you are the child's grandfather!"
Fortunately, Chu Lan saw Su Wanda's predicament and took out another red envelope and stuffed it to the Taoist priest.
"Thank you, in-laws!"
Su Wanda smiled awkwardly. Fortunately, Chu Lan had extra red envelopes, otherwise Li Xiangqin would have to 'dress' him again.
Ye Chen didn't say anything when he saw this scene. Because of Yuan Yu, he had an inexplicable favoritism towards Taoist priests!
However, the Taoist priest said next, which almost made him want to hit someone!
"The female donor misunderstood!"
"I am not greedy for money. I was just counting my fingers and telling fortunes for my children."
The Taoist priest was hypocritical, but his face unconsciously showed a mysterious smile...
"Great Master, then tell me quickly!"
Li Xiangqin was almost in a hurry. If Su Wanda had done this, she would not slap her in the face!
"The five elements of the child are lacking gold!" The Taoist priest said seriously.
"Not right?"
Ye Chen couldn't help frowning when he heard this and said bluntly: "Master, can you calculate it just when my wife is pregnant?"
The five elements of numerology require the calculation of the eight characters. When the Taoist priest opened his mouth, Ye Chen knew that the other party was a liar!
"I am the guardian of the Heavenly Master. My school's magic is so mysterious that it is beyond the reach of ordinary people! If you don't believe it, I will say goodbye!"
"Are you from the Tianshi Sect?"
Ye Chen almost burst into laughter when he heard this. Yuan Datou wanted to be here, so he probably slapped this guy to death with one palm.
"No, no, master, don't leave!"
When Li Xiangqin heard this, she hurriedly stopped him, and glared at Ye Chen at the same time, saying, "Son-in-law, I finally invited Niu Gaoren back. Don't scare her!"
"mom......"
"Ye Chen, let's hear what he said!" Ye Zilong handed Ye Chen a look and signaled him not to argue with Li Xiangqin.
“…”
The Taoist priest smiled proudly when he saw this, and Li Xiangqin asked, "Master Taoist, how can my grandson improve the five elements?"
"Well..."
The Taoist priest thought about it and took out a compass from his body. After pretending to look at it, he finally looked at the backyard and said:
"There is only one way to change one's fate against the will of heaven!"
"Build ten kilograms of gold and ten kilograms of 100 yuan in the southeast corner of the backyard and take it out at noon tomorrow!"
"Damn!"
Ye Chen couldn't help it when he heard this. It would be a pity for this stinky Taoist priest to not engage in telecommunications fraud!
"Master, are you saying true?"
Although Li Xiangqin was eager to be a grandmother, she was confused when she heard the Taoist priest say this.
"I am a guardian of the Heavenly Master, how could I lie to you?" The Taoist priest saw Li Xiangqin suspiciously and said with a serious face.
"You go!"
Ye Chen was really not in the mood to watch Taoist priest acting, and said coldly: "I won't beat you now if I leave now. If you dare to talk nonsense, see how I will deal with you!"
"you......"
The Taoist priest was about to speak, but was frightened by Ye Chen's eyes and trembled all over and quickly got up and left.
However, Ye Chen himself did not expect that his "fate" with this Taoist priest had just begun...
"Wife, please stop provoking these charlatans in the future. Even fools can tell that this is a liar!"
As soon as someone left, Su Wanda couldn't help but complain a few times.
"Isn't it okay if I'm wrong?"
Li Xiangqin knew she was in the wrong, but she was not used to being taught a lesson by Su Wanda, so she immediately said, "Old Su, I'm hungry, hurry up and cook for me!"
“…”
Su Wanda was speechless. She had lost her life to Li Xiangqin, the woman...
After dinner, the family talked about the topic of children for a long time. Finally, Su Xueyi yawned, and Li Xiangqin offered to say goodbye. Before leaving, she called Ye Chen out and gave her some advice.
"Son-in-law, I know that you young people are full of energy and blood, and there is a lot of demand in that aspect!"
"But Xiaoxue is pregnant, you have to be more at ease, otherwise the child will not be beautiful in the future!" Li Xiangqin said seriously.
"Uh... Mom, what does this have to do with whether the child is beautiful?"
Ye Chen was stunned. Li Xiangqin wanted him to abstinence, but this also has something to do with whether the child is beautiful or not?
"Of course there is!"
Seeing that Ye Chen didn't believe it, Li Xiangqin turned around and glanced at Su Wanda, lowered her voice and said with a gossip on her face:
"That boy Su Zhe was because his father couldn't control himself and had to do that when his wife was pregnant. As a result, there was a hole in his head when Su Zhe was born!"
"What?"
Ye Chen was shocked. Can a newborn still survive with a hole in his head?
"Bao, babe, I was wrong, there was a sunken!" After Li Xiangqin said that, she was confused when she saw Ye Chen, and added: "Do you understand what the size of a table tennis ball mean?"
"Ahem, mom, I understand!"
Ye Chen almost burst into laughter. Fortunately, Su Zhe's parents were not here, otherwise he would have to fight to the death with Li Xiangqin!
"Wife, have you finished speaking? Let's go!"
Su Wanda knows her own women so well. You can tell from her way of talking that she must be gossiping someone, maybe she is making fun of him with the Su family...
"I'm leaving, Ye Chen, remember what I told you, control it!" Li Xiangqin turned around and reminded her.
“…”
Ye Chen stood there and was amused and crying. Why did such a weird mother-in-law get caught up with him?
"Husband, I'm tired, come back and have a rest with me!"
Su Xueyi waited in the house for a long time and finally couldn't help but shout.
"Here you come!"
Ye Chen turned around and returned to the living room, when Su Xueyi dragged it into the bedroom. Then a gust of fragrant wind blew. Su Xueyi got into Ye Chen's arms and said panting:
"Husband, I miss you!"
"Wife, you are pregnant, so why don't you want it?" Ye Chen smiled bitterly when he remembered Li Xiangqin's advice just now.
"You're having a fish outside?"
When he heard that he didn't want it, Su Xueyi immediately raised her head and looked at him with big eyes alertly.
Ye Chen was afraid that Su Xueyi would misunderstand, so he could only convey what Li Xiangqin said just now.
"Don't listen to my mom, I'm fine with Baidu!"
"You're still Baidu?" Ye Chen was stunned.
"Of course, we can just pay attention to our posture!"
After Su Xueyi said that, she swallowed and pushed Ye Chen down on the bed regardless of the slightest moment. Soon, a seductive moan came from the room...
Two hours later, a hearty friendly match finally ended, and Su Xueyi hugged Ye Chen and fell asleep with satisfaction.
Ye Chen quietly pulled out after waiting for Su Xueyi to fall asleep, put on her clothes, walked straight to the backyard, wanting to see how the peach pits she buried were like.
As a result, the scene in front of him completely shocked him!
The peach pits planted a few days ago actually grew into a peach tree half a human tall.
"Damn it! It's too exaggerated?"
Ye Chen widened his eyes because he felt a strong aura from the peach tree.
If this continues, will you be able to pick peaches in a few days?
"Yeah!"
The white fox guarding the backyard rushed out of the corner and rubbed around Ye Chen's feet.
"Little fox, thank you for your hard work!"
Ye Chen saw the nine-tailed fox touching its head and smiled and said, "I'll invite you to eat peaches in a few days!"
When the white fox heard this, he kept circling happily.