Li Xiangqin slapped her forehead and quickly poked Su Wanda next to her: "Old Su, please give Niu Gaoren a red envelope quickly. Don't just sit there like a piece of wood. Don't forget that you are the child's grandfather!"
Fortunately, Chu Lan saw Su Wanda's predicament and took out a red envelope and gave it to the Taoist priest.
"Thank you, in-laws!"
Su Wanda smiled awkwardly. Fortunately, Chu Lan had extra red envelopes, otherwise the old lady Li Xiangqin would definitely have to 'take care of' him again.
Ye Chen didn't say anything when he saw this scene. Because of Yuan Yu, he had an inexplicable fondness for the Taoist priest!
However, what the Taoist said next made him almost want to hit someone!
"The female donor misunderstood!"
"Pindao is not greedy for money. He was just counting his fingers to tell the fortune of his child."
The Taoist priest looked good, but his face showed a smile of a money-lover unconsciously...
"Master Niu, tell me quickly!"
Li Xiangqin was almost dying of anxiety. If Su Wanda did this, she would definitely not slap her in the face!
"The child's five elements are short of gold!" the Taoist said seriously.
"Isn't it right?"
Ye Chen couldn't help frowning when he heard this, and said bluntly: "Taoist Master, you can figure out that my wife has just become pregnant?"
Five-element numerology requires calculation of the eight-character time. When the Taoist opened his mouth, Ye Chen knew that the other person was a charlatan!
"Pindao is a protector sent by the Heavenly Master, and my spells are so mysterious that no one can understand them! Young man, if you don't believe me, then Pindao will say goodbye!"
"Are you from the Celestial Master Sect?"
Ye Chen almost laughed out loud when he heard this. If Yuan Datou was here, he would probably have to slap him to death.
"No, no, no, master, please don't leave!"
Upon hearing this, Li Xiangqin hurriedly stopped, and at the same time glared at Ye Chen and said: "Son-in-law, I finally invited Niu Gaoren back, so don't scare others!"
"mom......"
"Ye Chen, just listen to what he has to say!" Ye Zilong gave Ye Chen a look, signaling him not to argue with Li Xiangqin.
"..."
The Taoist priest smiled proudly when he saw this, and Li Xiangqin asked: "Taoist priest, how can my grandson keep the five elements healthy?"
"Well..."
The Taoist priest thought for a while and took out a compass from his body. After pretending to look at it for a few times, he finally looked towards the backyard and said:
“There is only one way to change your destiny against the odds!”
"Bury ten pounds of gold and ten pounds of hundred-dollar bills in the southeast corner of the backyard and take them out at noon tomorrow!"
"Fuck!"
Ye Chen couldn't help it when he heard it. It would be a pity if this smelly Taoist didn't commit telecom fraud!
"Taoist Priest, is what you said true?"
Although Li Xiangqin desperately wanted to be a grandmother, she felt embarrassed when the Taoist priest said this.
"This poor Taoist is a Dharma protector sent by the Celestial Master, how could he lie to you?" Seeing Li Xiangqin's suspicion, the Taoist priest said with a serious face.
"Let's go!"
Ye Chen was really not in the mood to watch the Taoist priest perform, and said coldly: "Leave now and I won't beat you. If you dare to talk nonsense again, let's see how I deal with you!"
"you......"
The Taoist priest was about to speak, but was so frightened by Ye Chen's look that he trembled all over and quickly got up and left.
But Ye Chen himself didn't expect that his 'fate' with this Taoist priest had just begun...
"Honey, don't mess with these magicians in the future. Even a fool can see that he is a liar!"
As soon as they left, Su Wanda couldn't help but complain a few words.
"Isn't it okay that I was wrong?"
Li Xiangqin knew she was in the wrong, but she was not used to being lectured by Su Wanda, so she immediately said: "Lao Su, I'm hungry, hurry up and cook for me!"
"..."
Su Wanda was speechless, her whole life was in the hands of a girl like Li Xiangqin...
After dinner, the family chatted for a long time about the children. Finally, Su Xueyi yawned, and Li Xiangqin said goodbye. Before leaving, she called Ye Chen out and gave him some personal instructions.
"Son-in-law, I know that you young people are full of energy and have many needs in that area!"
"But Xiaoxue is pregnant, you have to take it easy, otherwise the child will not be beautiful when it is born!" Li Xiangqin said seriously.
"Um...Mom, what does this have to do with whether the child is beautiful or not?"
Ye Chen was stunned. Li Xiangqin wanted him to abstain from sexual intercourse, but did this have something to do with whether the child was beautiful or not?
"Of course!"
Seeing that Ye Chen didn't believe it, Li Xiangqin looked back at Su Wanda, lowered her voice and said with a face full of gossip:
"That boy Su Zhe did it because his father couldn't control himself and had to do what he did when his wife was pregnant. As a result, Su Zhe had a hole in his head when he was born!"
"What?"
Ye Chen was shocked. Can a newborn survive with a hole in his head?
"Bah, bah, bah, I made a mistake. There is a dent!" After Li Xiangqin finished speaking, Ye Chen looked confused and added, "A dent the size of a table tennis ball, do you understand what I mean?"
"Ahem, Mom, I understand!"
Ye Chen almost laughed. Fortunately, Su Zhe's parents were not here, otherwise he would have had to fight for Li Xiangqin!
"Wife, have you finished speaking? Let's go!"
Su Wanda knows her girls too well, and you can tell by the way she talks that she must be gossiping about someone, maybe making fun of his Su family...
"I'm leaving, Ye Chen, please remember what I told you, control it!" Li Xiangqin turned around and warned him step by step.
"..."
Ye Chen stood there dumbfounded, why did he meet such a weird mother-in-law?
"Honey, I'm tired, come back and rest with me!"
Su Xueyi waited in the room for a long time and finally couldn't help shouting.
"Coming!"
As soon as Ye Chen turned around and returned to the living room, he was dragged into the bedroom by Su Xueyi. Then a gust of fragrant wind hit her. Su Xueyi got into Ye Chen's arms and panted:
"Husband, I miss you!"
"Daughter-in-law, you're pregnant, why don't you give up?" Ye Chen remembered Li Xiangqin's warning and smiled bitterly.
"Are you cheating outside?"
As soon as she heard no, Su Xueyi immediately raised her head and looked at him warily with her two big almond-shaped eyes.
Ye Chen was afraid that Su Xueyi would misunderstand, so he could only repeat what Li Xiangqin said just now.
"Don't listen to my mother, I'll Baidu it, no problem!"
"Have you reported this to Baidu?" Ye Chen was stunned.
"Of course, we just need to pay attention to our posture!"
After Su Xueyi finished speaking, she swallowed and pushed Ye Chen down on the bed regardless of the situation. Soon, a seductive moan came from the room...
Two hours later, a hearty friendly match finally ended. Su Xueyi fell asleep holding Ye Chen contentedly.
Ye Chen quietly pulled away after Su Xueyi fell asleep. After getting dressed, he walked straight to the backyard to see how the peach core he had buried was doing.
As a result, the scene before him completely shocked him!
The flat peach core planted just a few days ago has actually grown into a peach tree half as tall as a man.
"Damn it! Isn't that too exaggerated?"
Ye Chen's eyes widened because he felt a very strong aura from the peach tree.
If this continues, will we be able to pick peaches and eat them in a few days?
"嘤嘤!"
The white fox guarding the backyard rushed out from the corner and rubbed around Ye Chen's feet.
"Thank you for your hard work, little fox!"
Ye Chen saw the nine-tailed fox touching its head and said with a smile: "I'll treat you to some flat peaches in a few days!"
Upon hearing this, the white fox happily circled in place.