"Shopkeeper Qu, what's your look like? Just this... do you believe it?"
Lin Xi, who had one foot in the courtyard and one foot outside, casually removed the protective talisman formation, and Xi Shuangmu and Mei Changyin rushed out from him.
"Who is it? Who has a baby with my brother? Let me take a look at whether these siblings are pretty and whether the baby looks alike?"
"Old Xi, please get out of my way. You are so close to your sister-in-law. Do you want to take over the nest? Let me tell you, Lao Xi, if you dare to have such evil intentions, don't let the boss say anything. Xiaomei, I will fight you to the death!"
Who's sister-in-law? Let me see if my nephew has teeth?"
The two idiots were so excited that they were trembling.
I can no longer wander around the campus, and if I am locked up in a small room to practice, I will suffer from black phobia.
"Hey, isn't this so beautiful? This...is she going to become Lao Xi's younger brother and sister, Xiaomei's sister-in-law? Young people from the mountains, exotic customs, Linxi brothers, you have such heavy tastes -"
Before he could finish his words, Doerle punched his jaw, causing several teeth to fly out.
"What's wrong with the young people in the mountainous area? What's wrong with the exotic customs? What's wrong with my sister that she's not good enough for Senior Lin Xi? She has such a strong taste... What the hell are you saying to me?"
Mei Changyin immediately stepped forward to smooth things over:
"Then what, the boss's brother-in-law, right? Then we are brothers! Come on, come on, don't talk to that guy Lao Xi, it will affect your IQ. Then what do you tell me about your cousin's baby... when did it happen
?”
"roll--"
Doerle immediately kicked Mei Changyin away, who kept making eye contact with him.
"What baby? Whose baby? Since when things have become so complicated, he has nothing to do, okay?"
Doerle was going crazy.
Originally, I wanted to bring my cousin Duo Duo here and get close to senior Lin Xi.
But when I called my cousin, I found that she was holding a nursing baby in her arms.
That was all. As soon as she heard that Doerle was taking her to find Lin Xi, her cousin immediately cried and cursed, saying that she would go find his heartless father on behalf of her poor son.
Along the way, I was confused and confused as I listened to Duo Meili's words, and finally understood that my cousin was suffering from hysteria.
I imagined that I and Lin Xi became a couple, lived together for more than thirty years, and even raised a child, but Lin Xi ran away and ignored them.
Doerle was now frightened and wanted to drag Duo Meili back.
But Duo Mei is full of weapons, including nails, teeth and even hair, which can be used to tear him apart.
Unable to stop her crazy cousin, she chased her all the way to the entrance of Linxi's courtyard.
At this time, Xi Shuangmu and Mei Changyin rushed out as if they were beaten to death, and immediately pissed off Doerle.
Miffy stared at the watery eyes, feeling incredible, blinking and looking at Bu Feiyan.
"King Yanwu, which one is this...?"
Bu Feiyan was so happy that her breasts were trembling.
"How's it going? Your little lover has given birth to a baby. You have to hurry up, otherwise you won't even be able to drink the soup..."
Miffy blushed with embarrassment, gave Bu Feiyan a blank look, and ignored the unknown King Yanwu.
Lu Xiaoyun looked at how beautiful she was with cold eyes, feeling that the baby in her arms was really irritating.
"Hmph! You'll probably have Sunba come out before I can reach my heights, you beast..."
Ling Ruoxi frowned, knowing that this beauty was ill, but she didn't have much sympathy.
"What's going on? Why don't you go back quickly? This is a college, do you think it's your mountain village?"
When Domeili saw Ling Ruoxi, her eyes immediately widened and she roared at Dole.
"My cousin, she is the one who snatched away your brother-in-law. Hurry up and avenge your cousin. Kill her directly and let this slutty vixen die. Then the baby's father will come back!"
Doerle covered his face with his hands, squatted directly facing the wall, pressed his forehead against the wall, and wailed.
"What kind of evil is this..."
Puff, cough, cough...
Qu Shui came up behind Lin Xi and couldn't help laughing. But he felt that he shouldn't laugh, so he coughed a few times to show that he didn't mean it.
Lin Xi immediately retracted one of his legs and stared at the water coming from the canal with his hands on his hips like a fierce look.
"Why are you laughing? What do you want to say? Are you... looking at my joke?"
Uh-huh...
"Well, Mr. Lin, please be patient and don't be impatient..."
Lin Xi was anxious, with a ferocious face, and roared in a low voice:
"Can you feel at ease? Can you not be anxious about this? The baby is already born. Unfortunately, I am only fifteen years old and I only had a wet dream half a year ago..."
The water comes to suppress the laughter:
"It shows that Mr. Lin, you are as beautiful as a tree in the wind, and you are so charming and lovable. You are only fifteen years old, and there are beautiful women who are crazy about you. Isn't that amazing..."
Lin Xi pointed at the water in the ditch fiercely:
"You wait, you don't give me any advice, and you dare to tease me, you wait... wait until I see Elder Qu, and if I don't deprive you of this little shopkeeper, I won't be able to offend you..."
Qu Shui Lai burst out laughing.
"You're a big-headed idiot. Hurry up. Should I go out or hide?"
"Of course -"
Before Qu Shui could come up with an idea, he heard the courtyard door being banged.
"Baby's father, I smell your scent. Look at our baby. I can't even breathe when I think about you..."
"My daddy, you can't take advantage of me and refuse to admit it. I have pity on my yellow-flowered girl and my fairy body, and my baby is so smart and smart. My daddy -"
boom!
Some people outside laughed loudly, while others shouted loudly.
"Why are you laughing? Have you never heard of an infatuated woman who betrays her heart? Although Duo Meili is sick and has hysteria, is it not caused by her deep love? Do you want to be like you pretty girls?
Is it okay to be a bride at night?"
"I have pity on my beautiful little sister. When I woke up early in the morning, I found that she was holding a baby to feed her. The baby was starving to death and she couldn't express a drop of milk!"
"The question is, when did Meimei get the disease? Then...where did this baby come from?"
"This incident tells us not to be tempted by men who are too good, otherwise they may become obsessed with hysteria. We should take this as a warning..."
Ling Ruoxi finally dispersed a group of boys and girls watching the fun.
After glancing at King Yanwu who was laughing happily, he went directly into Linxi's courtyard.
At this time, Duo Meili held the baby in one hand and Lin Xi's thigh in the other, unable to get up.
Lin Xi had no choice but to put a protective magic circle on the courtyard again and superimpose a sealing magic circle to block outside prying eyes.
"What a beautiful girl, can you get up first?"
Miffy looked at Lin Xi worriedly, Bu Feiyan covered her mouth and laughed, her flowers trembling.
Lu Xiaoyun looked at Lin Xi coldly and went back to the house to practice. The door of the house slammed loudly.
Xi Shuangmu and Mei Changyin were kicked directly by Lin Xi and kicked back to the small black room.
The little native dog, the little dragon, and the little eagle were watching the fun and didn't understand what these people were doing.
Doerle raised his hand to Lin Xizhi:
"Senior Lin Xi, I didn't mean it. I didn't know my sister would become like this. I..."
Lin Xi waved her hand towards Doerle, telling him not to worry too much.
Lin Xi still had a great fondness for this innocent young genius. If he said he had any weird thoughts, Lin Xi would never believe it.
The problem is that in the current situation, Duo Mei's imagination has become a devil, and she has completely regarded her imagination as a real existence. It is useless for you to say anything to her.
Lin Xi looked at Ling Ruoxi, who looked at her with an evil look, and felt that she was more unjust than the one who was taken advantage of.
"You know that's not the case, but you think of me like this. Am I that kind of person?"
Ling Ruoxi looked at Bu Feiyan, then at Miffy, glanced at Lu Xiaoyun's house from the corner of her eyes, and finally snorted meaningfully:
"Hmph! Of course you are not that kind of person, you are even more hateful than that kind of person..."
This is a case of jealousy.
Lin Xi had no choice but to look at Bu Feiyan for help.
Bu Feiyan just spread his hands and shrugged:
"My little man, I have to put out the fire I lit. Sister, I can't do anything, hehe..."
Lin Xi looked at Miffy with sad eyes.
Miffy lowered her head and thought for a moment:
"Why don't we ask the school doctor to come and take a look at her?"
At this moment, I screamed how beautiful it was.
"I'm not sick! I don't want to see a doctor. You vixens and men who steal my wife should all die——"
She was so beautiful at this time. She threw the baby into Lin Xi's arms, jumped up from the ground, opened her teeth and claws, and fought one against three, trying to bite and strangle the three girls to death.
Lin Xi held the baby in his arms. The baby didn't cry, but actually smiled beautifully at him.
Lin Xi was helpless and bared her teeth at the baby.
"Why are you laughing? I'm not your father..."
Wow--
When the baby heard this, he started kicking and clawing his limbs wildly. He cried to death in an instant, and even snot bubbles came out of his nose.
peat……
Lin Xi immediately started coaxing the baby.
"Oh oh oh, don't cry if you don't cry, good boy don't cry..."
However, the baby cried harder and seemed to be out of breath immediately.
What a beautiful turn, roaring directly at Lin Xi:
"Damn it, why did you give birth to our baby? You disappeared as soon as the baby was born, and now that I have seen it, I am so scared. Do you want to kneel on the washboard or get slapped on a bamboo splinter?"
Lin Xi was driven crazy.
"I...I just said that I am not his father, and he will cry to death. What can I do to a suckling baby?"
Duo Meimei was even more reluctant, tearing Lin Xi's hair and shaking it.
"You have a bad conscience, who is his father if you are not his? Do you want to default on the debt or do you want to say that I am not a woman?"
Wow wow wow——
Wow, I was crying so much that I almost died, and Lin Xi was also so noisy that she almost died.
"Okay, stop howling so much, I'm your dad, okay? Oh my God..."
Hehehehehe...
The baby stopped crying instantly, grabbed one of Lin Xi's index fingers and sucked it, laughing so happily.
I……
Seeing this, everyone was stunned.
Is this really true? Will you really stop crying once you admit that you are the baby's father?
Lin Xi looked at everyone one by one and found that everyone was looking at him strangely.
Bu Feiyan, in particular, actually gave her a thumbs up.
"My little man, can't you tell, he is really your own baby, haha..."
"I'm not-"
Lin Xi's eyes turned red and he roared at everyone.
Wow--
No matter how much the baby cries, he still seems to be alive and well, with snot bubbling from his nose.
Lin Xi was busy coaxing her, but she couldn't coax her down.
"I...I admit, I am your father. I really like to be your father, my little ancestor..."
How Beautiful was so moved that she began to howl, hugging the baby's feet and resting her head on Lin Xi's shoulder:
"My baby, your father is finally back, wow wow wow..."
Lin Xi raised his head and asked the sky angrily.
"What the hell have I done?"
Woof!
Boss, congratulations on becoming a father. I’m here to see where my sister-in-law and nephew come from.